Favorite Star Trek quotes.

PST: discuss Star Trek without "versus" arguments.

Moderator: Vympel

User avatar
GoldenFalcon
Jedi Knight
Posts: 551
Joined: 2004-03-01 11:08pm
Location: Busy practicing with a bokken, come near me and I'll whack you with it.

Favorite Star Trek quotes.

Post by GoldenFalcon »

Any series, any era. Tell me yer favorite quotes. After all, there's gotta be some.

For example, here's one of my favorites:
Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Q the liar, Q the misanthrope!
Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
Lieutenant Worf: Die.
Q: Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Babylon 5: In the Beginning quote:

General Lefcourt: "My people can handle themselves. We took care of the Dilgar. We can take care of the Minbari."
Londo Mollari: "Ahh, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you."


Coming soon: Firebird Productions
User avatar
StarshipTitanic
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4475
Joined: 2002-07-03 09:41pm
Location: Massachusetts

Post by StarshipTitanic »

What does Scotty say before he smacks his head in ST:V?
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov

"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."

"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
User avatar
Stofsk
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 12925
Joined: 2003-11-10 12:36am

Post by Stofsk »

This Side of Paradise - closing lines wrote:On the viewscreen we see a planet fade into the distance as the Enterprise leaves its orbit.

McCoy: "That's the second time man has been kicked out of paradise."

Kirk: "No - this time we walked out on our own. Maybe we don't belong in paradise, Bones. Maybe we're meant to fight our way through. Struggle. Claw our way up, fighting every inch of the way. Maybe we can't stroll to the music of lutes, Bones - we must march to the sound of drums."

Spock: "Poetry, Captain - nonregulation."

Kirk: "We haven't heard much from you about the Omicron Ceti III experience, Mr. Spock."

Spock: "I have little to say about it, Captain. Except that - for the first time in my life - I was happy."
I just love this exchange.
Where No Man Has Gone Before wrote:Dehner: "In moments it has taken us to where man would take millions of years to get to-"

Kirk: "And what would Mitchell learn in getting there? Would he learn wisdom to go with his power? You were a psychiatrist once, Doctor - be a psychiatrist again. What would all that power do to a man - any man?"
Roughshod quotation - I'm working on memory here. Basically that's the line which sticks out in my mind.
The Corbomite Maneuver wrote:Lt. Bailey: "Raising my voice back there, sir, didn't mean I was scared or couldn't do my job. It just means I have this human thing called 'adrenalin'."

Spock: "That sounds most inconvenient. Have you considered having it removed?"
:lol:
Last edited by Stofsk on 2004-03-13 12:50am, edited 1 time in total.
Image
User avatar
Stofsk
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 12925
Joined: 2003-11-10 12:36am

Post by Stofsk »

StarshipTitanic wrote:What does Scotty say before he smacks his head in ST:V?
Star Trek V wrote:Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my hand." *Bang!* Scotty goes down.
:D :lol:
Image
Robert Walper
Dishonest Resident Borg Fan-Whore
Posts: 4206
Joined: 2002-08-08 03:56am
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Post by Robert Walper »

Honorable mention from the beginning of STVOY "Scorpion":

"WE ARE THE BORG. EXISTENCE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER. RESISTANCE IS..."

BOOM! and BOOM! Two dead Borg cubes. 8)
User avatar
Patrick Degan
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 14847
Joined: 2002-07-15 08:06am
Location: Orleanian in exile

Post by Patrick Degan »

Here's one —where Kirk shows real nerve:
Let That Be Your Last Battlefield wrote: KIRK: Let's see you prevent the computer from carrying out my order.

COMPUTER: Twenty seconds.

KIRK: From five to zero, no command in the universe can prevent the computer from carrying out its directive.

COMPUTER: Fifteen seconds.

KIRK: You can use your will to drag this ship to Cheron. But I command the computer. Mine is the final command.

COMPUTER: Ten seconds. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six—

BEALE: I AGREE!
When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
—Abraham Lincoln

People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House

Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
User avatar
Sir Sirius
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2975
Joined: 2002-12-09 12:15pm
Location: 6 hr 45 min R.A. and -16 degrees 43 minutes declination

Post by Sir Sirius »

Ode To Spot

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.


-- Data, TNG:"Schisms"
Image
User avatar
Comosicus
Keeper of the Lore
Posts: 1991
Joined: 2003-11-23 06:33pm
Location: on the battlements of Sarmizegetusa
Contact:

Post by Comosicus »

Sir Sirius wrote:Ode To Spot

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.


-- Data, TNG:"Schisms"

This one is awesome :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not all Dacians died at Sarmizegetusa
User avatar
General Zod
Never Shuts Up
Posts: 29211
Joined: 2003-11-18 03:08pm
Location: The Clearance Rack
Contact:

Post by General Zod »

"Ah, Microbrain! Growl for me, show me you still care!" Q, addressing Worf
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
User avatar
Alyeska
Federation Ambassador
Posts: 17496
Joined: 2002-08-11 07:28pm
Location: Montana, USA

Post by Alyeska »

“We were immobilized, Captain Spock said it would be two days!” - Savik
“Come now Savik, you of all people go by the book.” – Kirk
“By the book?” – Savik
“By the book! Regulation 46A, if transmissions are being monitored during battle--“ - Kirk
“No uncoded messages on an open channel. You lied?!?” - Savik
“I exaggerated.” - Spock
“Hours instead of days, now we have minutes instead of hours. What IS working around here?” - Kirk
“Not much admiral, we have partial main power.” - Spock
“That’s it?” - Kirk
“Best we could do in two hours.” – Spock
“Wait. Captain, our weapons are useless. We must activate the auto destruct sequence and use the escape pods to evacuate the ship.”
No!
“Jean-Luc, if we destroy the ship we destroy the Borg.”
“Were going to stay and fight.”
“Sir, we have Lost the Enterprise. We should not sacrifice.”
“We have not lost the Enterprise Mr. Worf. We are not going to loose the Enterprise. Not to the Borg, not while I’m in command. You have your orders.”
“I must object to this course of action.”
“Your objection is Noted.”
“With all do respect Sir, I believe you are allowing your personal experience with the Borg to influence your judgement.”
“Your afraid. You want to destroy the ship and run away you Coward.”
Jean-Luc!
“If you were any other man I would Kill you where you stand.”
“Get off my bridge!”
“I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We’ve made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again, the line must be drawn Here, this far, no farther! I will make them Pay for what they’ve done!”
USS Enterprise shakedown cruise report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh she’s got a fine engine, but half the doors won’t open, and guess whose job it is to make it right? Let see what she’s got said the captain, and then we found out didn’t we? I just fixed that damn thing!!! Turn it off will you?” - Scotty
"Khan you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me, DO YOU?"
"Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive my old friend"
"STILL, OLD FRIEND! You've managed to kill just about everyone else. But like a poor marksman YOU KEEP MISSING THE TARGET!"
"Perhaps I no longer need to try Admiral."
"Khan...Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You're going to kill me Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to HAVE to come down here."
"I've done far worse then kill you. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... Buried alive."
"KHAN! KHAN!"
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated." - The Borg
“Which way to the turbo shaft?”
“Head down that tunnel to the hydro vent and then turn right then left at the blow screen.”
“Mr. Scott your amazing!”
“Oh there’s nothing amazing about it, I know this ship like the back of my hand” THUNK!!! (Mr. Scott hits head on arch and falls down unconscious.)
"Commander Pavel Chekov, Starfleet... United Federation of Planets. All right, Commander, is there anything you'd like to tell us?"

"Like what?" (Chekov being his usual helpful self)

"Like who you really are, and what you're really doing here, and what these - these things are."

"I am Pavel Chekov, Commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets. Service number 656-5827B."

"All right, let's take it from the top." (USN officer obviously doesn't believe Chekov... remember, this is 1986, Cold War is still strong... a Russian on a US Navy vessel...)

"The top of what?" (turn of phrase apparently no longer in use in the 23rd century)

"Name."

"My name?"

"No, *my* name." (/sarcasm)

"I do not know your name!" (Chekov misunderstanding)

"You play games with me, Mr, and you're through." (Officer getting annoyed)

"I am? May I go now?" (Chekov completely confused now)

*to other officer*

"What do you think?"

"He's a Ruskie."

"That is the stupidest thing I've heard in my entire life, of course he's a Ruskie... but he's a retard or something."

"We'd better call Washington."

Then Chekov makes his move with his phaser.
"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."

"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
User avatar
El Moose Monstero
Moose Rebellion Ambassador
Posts: 3743
Joined: 2003-04-30 12:33pm
Location: The Cradle of the Rebellion... Oop Nowrrth, Like...
Contact:

Post by El Moose Monstero »

Some have already been mentioned, quite a lot of the Kahn/Kirk stuff as well as a couple of bits and pieces from elsewhere... :)
All Good Things wrote: Q: The part about the helping hand, though? That was my idea.

Capt. Picard: I sincerely hope that this is the last time I find myself here.

Q: You just don't get it, do you, Jean Luc? The trial never ends. We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons, and for one brief moment, you did.

Capt. Picard: When I realised the paradox.

Q: Exactly, for that one fraction of a second, you were open to possibilities you had never considered...THAT is the adventure that awaits you, not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.
Generations wrote:Riker: Gonna miss this ship, she went before her time.

Picard: Someone once told me, that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives, but I rather believe that time is a companion, who goes with us on the journey, reminds us to cherish every moment, because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all, No.1, we're only mortal.

Riker: Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever... ...I always thought I'd get a shot at this chair someday.

Picard: Perhaps you still will. Somehow, I doubt that this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise.
Image
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.

Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
User avatar
Ghost Rider
Spirit of Vengeance
Posts: 27779
Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars

Post by Ghost Rider »

Kirk: Here it comes.
Kirk: Now Mister Spock.
*Spock pushes buttons to lower Reliant's Prefix Codes*

David: He cheated.
Kirk: Changed the conditions of the test, got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose
Saavik: Then you've never faced that situation, faced death
Kirk: I don't believe in the no-win sceanrio.
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all

Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
User avatar
Dennis Toy
BANNED
Posts: 2072
Joined: 2002-07-20 01:55am
Location: Deep Space Nine

Post by Dennis Toy »

"Khan you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me, DO YOU?"
"Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive my old friend"
"STILL, OLD FRIEND! You've managed to kill just about everyone else. But like a poor marksman YOU KEEP MISSING THE TARGET!"
"Perhaps I no longer need to try Admiral."
"Khan...Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You're going to kill me Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to HAVE to come down here."
"I've done far worse then kill you. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... Buried alive."
"KHAN! KHAN!"
man you beat me to it....



From Wrath of Khan

Kahn's assistant: we have genesis, why do we need kirk

Khan: He tasks me, he tasks me and i shall have him I will chase him around the moons of nebu, around the antares malestrom and around oarditions flames before i give him up.

from Deep Space Nine episode " crossover"

Kira: you want to set an example garak,....USE HIM, LET HIM DIE....


You wanna set an example Garak....Use him, Let him Die!!
User avatar
Thag
Jedi Knight
Posts: 794
Joined: 2004-02-12 06:44pm
Location: Cannot be revealed without endangering our assets.

Post by Thag »

There's always Sulu from ST:III:

"Don't call me tiny."
"And the sign said, 'Anybody caught tresspassing, will be shot on sight.' So I jumped over the fence and yelled at the house, 'Hey! What -'" BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM
User avatar
Wicked Pilot
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 8972
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm

Post by Wicked Pilot »

"There is an old Vulcan proverb, only Nixon could go to China"
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
User avatar
The Kernel
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7438
Joined: 2003-09-17 02:31am
Location: Kweh?!

Post by The Kernel »

ST III wrote: SCOTTY: Here you are Doctor; souviners from one engineer to another. I took them out of her [Excelcior's] main transwarp computer banks.

MCCOY: Nice of you to tell me in advance!

KIRK: That's what you get for missing staff meetings Doctor.
User avatar
Tsyroc
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13748
Joined: 2002-07-29 08:35am
Location: Tucson, Arizona

Post by Tsyroc »

ST VI wrote:Kirk: Once again, we have saved civilization as we know it.
Bones: And the good news is, they're not going to prosecute.
ST VI wrote:Gen. Chang: I AM AS CONSTANT AS THE NORTHERN STAR!
Bones: I'd give real money if he'd shutup!
Kind of makes you wonder about "Shakespeare in the original Klingon" unless Qronos also has a "norther star".
ST VI wrote:Bones: What IS it with you, anyway?
Kirk: Still think we're finished?
Bones: More than ever.
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
User avatar
Kuja
The Dark Messenger
Posts: 19322
Joined: 2002-07-11 12:05am
Location: AZ

Post by Kuja »

ST I:

Bones: And I bet they redesigned the whole sick bay, too! I know engineers, they love to change things...

Bones: Spock, this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth! Now what do you suggest we do, spank it?

ST III:

Scott: Up yer shaft.

ST IV:

Pilot: You fly?
Sulu: Oh, here and there.

Kirk: Yes.
Spok: No.
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: Yes! I love Italian. And so do you.
Spock: Yes.

ST VI:

Kirk: dammit Chekhov, you couldn't have waited one more second? He was about to tell us everything!
Chekhov: Would you like to go back?
Bones: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Image
JADAFETWA
User avatar
Patrick Degan
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 14847
Joined: 2002-07-15 08:06am
Location: Orleanian in exile

Post by Patrick Degan »

The Kernel wrote:
ST III wrote: SCOTTY: Here you are Doctor; souviners from one engineer to another. I took them out of her [Excelcior's] main transwarp computer banks.

MCCOY: Nice of you to tell me in advance!

KIRK: That's what you get for missing staff meetings Doctor.
Shouldn't forget the quote which preceded that exchange; one of the most intelligent things ever said on Star Trek:
SCOTTY: The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
—Abraham Lincoln

People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House

Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
User avatar
Vympel
Spetsnaz
Spetsnaz
Posts: 29312
Joined: 2002-07-19 01:08am
Location: Sydney Australia

Post by Vympel »

McCoy: I thought we could cover some philosophical ground ... life, death, life ... things of that nature?

Spock: I did not have time on Vulcan to study the philosophical texts.

McCoy: Come on Spock, it's me Mccoy. You really havegone where no man has gone before, can't you tell me what it felt like?

Spock: It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference.

McCoy: You're joking.

Spock: A joke is a .... story with a humorous climax?

McCoy: Are you telling me I have to DIE to discuss your insights on death?!

Spock: Forgive me doctor, I am recieving a number of distress calls.

McCoy: I don't doubt it!
Like Legend of Galactic Heroes? Please contribute to http://gineipaedia.com/
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16383
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

"We'll assemble the best team we can. Nausicaans, Breen, Klingons-"
"We don't need Nausicanns Breen or Klingons."
"Humans?"
"We'll just use Ferengi."
"Then we'll all die!"

"Well why don't you fix it dear fellow dear fellow. Well why don't you fix it before I go mad!"

I'll post more when I can think of them.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
User avatar
Techno_Union
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1599
Joined: 2003-11-26 08:02pm
Location: Atlanta

Post by Techno_Union »

"Engage."

-It says everything and it always starts out the fantastic missions of Star Trek TNG.
Proud member of GALE Force.
User avatar
Uraniun235
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13772
Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
Location: OREGON
Contact:

Post by Uraniun235 »

"You are an excellent tactician. You let your second-in-command attack, while you sit back... and watch for weakness."
User avatar
Isolder74
Official SD.Net Ace of Cakes
Posts: 6773
Joined: 2002-07-10 01:16am
Location: Weber State of Construction University
Contact:

Post by Isolder74 »

Uraniun235 wrote:"You are an excellent tactician. You let your second-in-command attack, while you sit back... and watch for weakness."
Where is that one from?
Hapan Battle Dragons Rule!
When you want peace prepare for war! --Confusious
That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
The Prince of The Writer's Guild|HAB Spacewolf Tank General| God Bless America!
User avatar
Burak Gazan
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1536
Joined: 2002-12-30 07:45pm
Location: Sault Ste Marie, Ontario
Contact:

Post by Burak Gazan »

Khan to Kirk, while dining aboard the Enterprise in "Space Seed"
"Of course, what would really happen is that in Game 7, with the Red Sox winning 20-0 in the 9th inning, with two outs and two strikes on the last Cubs batter, a previously unseen meteor would strike the earth, instantly and forever wiping out all life on the planet, and forever denying the Red Sox a World Series victory..."
Post Reply