Sex with a Founder?

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-30 06:53pm

What would it be like?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-11-30 07:24pm

i'd imagine incredibly kinky and unique. there's something to be said about screwing a shapeshifter that can form any type of genetalia anywhere on their body. . . . .

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2003-11-30 09:04pm

Only on Stardestroyer.net .....

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-30 09:08pm

Super-Gagme wrote:Only on Stardestroyer.net .....

Can you read a thread about having sex with a puddle of silver goo.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-11-30 09:09pm

Well, for women, the Founder might be great. No thrusting necessary, just a member that changes shape regularily for stimulation.

I'm spending too much time on this board...

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-11-30 09:15pm

Been watching anime porno lately?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-30 11:54pm

Given that you'll be thrusting into what is essentially goo, it'd be like having a vagina that continually rubs against all parts of your penis, applying a warm, liquid-like sensation over your entire member.

Me thinks a man won't last long.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-12-01 02:25am

Shinova wrote:Given that you'll be thrusting into what is essentially goo, it'd be like having a vagina that continually rubs against all parts of your penis, applying a warm, liquid-like sensation over your entire member.

Me thinks a man won't last long.

Depends upon what form the Founder has assumed. Would a man last long with the Founder looking like a retarded and particularily ugly Klingon?

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-12-01 02:37am

The Founders might do something better, remember Odo massaging Kira? Imagine sex using techniques like that.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-12-01 02:55am

Imagine a warm liquid vibrating massager that can perfectly and evenly coat your entire body at once. Your genitals, nipples, lips, neck, back, bottom. Can insinuate itself into your bum, urethra, and uterus with no pain or irritation. And form a comfy cushion under you. Now imagine that the Founder doing this has been human (with all of the requisite anatomy) and knows exactly what you're experiencing. And can form a telepathic link with you and monitor the sensations as they happen. Oh, yes. Me likey. Now THIS is fan wanking.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-12-01 03:20am

One thing - I could deal with the jelly everywhere, but I'd want a recognizably humanoid face to kiss. Ideally, they should assume a human form with the gel present only where the human form isn't touching me. And I'd need them to smell and taste human. Assuming the above, the prospect of a guy who can expand to fill me (and ooze over all the external girly bits at the same time) is very nice.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-01 04:12am

Metrion Cascade wrote:Imagine a warm liquid vibrating massager that can perfectly and evenly coat your entire body at once. Your genitals, nipples, lips, neck, back, bottom. Can insinuate itself into your bum, urethra, and uterus with no pain or irritation. And form a comfy cushion under you. Now imagine that the Founder doing this has been human (with all of the requisite anatomy) and knows exactly what you're experiencing. And can form a telepathic link with you and monitor the sensations as they happen. Oh, yes. Me likey. Now THIS is fan wanking.

Yummy...

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-12-01 04:29am

Metrion Cascade wrote:One thing - I could deal with the jelly everywhere, but I'd want a recognizably humanoid face to kiss. Ideally, they should assume a human form with the gel present only where the human form isn't touching me. And I'd need them to smell and taste human. Assuming the above, the prospect of a guy who can expand to fill me (and ooze over all the external girly bits at the same time) is very nice.

Go to the Founder's homeworld and have fun.

FTeik · Post by **FTeik** » 2003-12-01 10:39am

Ever considered, that the great link might be a single, huge orgy?

No wonder, that the founders hate disturbances by the sexually limited solids.

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2003-12-01 02:18pm

I have to agree with Metrion here. Sex with a Changeling would be mind-blowing. In addition to the vibrating liquid sensation over every surface of your body, the Changeling can form itself into countless body parts of all descriptions moving over you. The protoplasm over your eyes, ears, nose and mouth can produce beautiful sights, sounds, scents and tastes. It could pull its protoplasm away from your body, teasingly, then thrust itself back over you again like a wave. No matter what your kinky desire, the Changeling can alter itself to satisfy it.

One part of this nobody mentioned is what the Changeling feels. I can imagine it feeling pleasure as you thrash about inside its protoplasm, your breath bubbling through it and your voice vibrating it, as well as feeling how you feel against the various body parts it forms. I can also imagine it moving around the area, carrying you along, and feeling all the surfaces it can bring itself into contact with.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-01 09:13pm

You have to take into account that the Founders necessarily can't just keep doing this kind of complex stuff for extended periods of time. Doing complex manipulations like that would probably require a lot of energy and attention. How long could a Founder keep it up?

If the Founder in question is so focused on pleasing you by doing whatever with his/her genitalia or generating all these weird sensations, s/he simply might not cum, making the experience rather pointless for one of the partners. And let's be real here, how many guys do you know that would last more than a minute under those extreme sexual sensations without the aid of drugs?

We've got oral sex for one-partner gratification. Sex should end with both of the partners being satisfied.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-12-02 12:27am

Bob McDob wrote:What would it be like?

Fantastic, thats what.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-02 02:29am

Aya wrote:
Super-Gagme wrote:Only on Stardestroyer.net .....
Can you read a thread about having sex with a puddle of silver goo.

Lol.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-02 02:29am

Anyway, one word on such an experience.

IDIC.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-12-02 12:43pm

IDIC?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-02 01:01pm

Much like sex with a C'tan (well, no, the C'tan could make other parts of your brain fire as well for additional fun), a T-1000 or any other selectively liquid entity, except presumably with less stamina. I would suspect the experience would be better for women.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-02 02:25pm

Kurgan wrote:IDIC?

I believe in infinite diversity in infinite combos. And if Nana Visitor could do it, thrn so could I.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-12-02 07:16pm

Durandal wrote:You have to take into account that the Founders necessarily can't just keep doing this kind of complex stuff for extended periods of time. Doing complex manipulations like that would probably require a lot of energy and attention. How long could a Founder keep it up?

If the Founder in question is so focused on pleasing you by doing whatever with his/her genitalia or generating all these weird sensations, s/he simply might not cum, making the experience rather pointless for one of the partners. And let's be real here, how many guys do you know that would last more than a minute under those extreme sexual sensations without the aid of drugs?

We've got oral sex for one-partner gratification. Sex should end with both of the partners being satisfied.

At least someone here is thinking of the Founder's needs.

One mighty argue though, a Founder ain't gonna do it unless it wants to, and I'd be interested in knowing how one would "make" a Founder do so.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-12-02 08:44pm

Ender wrote:Been watching anime porno lately?

Founder enemas come to mind.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-02 08:54pm

*gasp* BAD mental image. Ah!!

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