Are There Gay Klingons?

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-11-08 12:21am

Well?

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2003-11-08 12:37am

Why would there not be?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-08 12:43am

Ofcourse. Worf is gay, clearly! He's just bound by honour to have children. You know he lusts after Picard in his dreams

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-08 02:20am

Kor, Kang and Koloth. Nuff said.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-11-08 02:33am

There are black Vulcans so I suppose there could be gay Klingons. Do gay Klingons make more fashionably dressed warriors?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-08 02:50am

It would be easier to answer this if we knew the mechanism behind homosexuality on Earth. It could be a condition unique to Earth, after all, or one that's not necessarily universal.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-08 03:09am

Ok, shock response aside, I see no reason why there wouldn't be gay Klingons (or Romulans, or Ferengi [eww!] for that matter) since the Klings are a (rather severe) modification on the human species made by those Preserver doods. I think it would be safe to say that homosexuality among Humanoid species would have similar prevalence to standard modern Mk 1 Homo sapiens. But hey you never know, what with Starfleet's extremely prevalent behavior- and gene-modification technology...

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-11-08 03:17am

Have we actually seen any gay humans in Star Trek? Excluding aliens with a plot device to explain it? I can't remember any, but it is rather late, so I might be forgetting an example.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-08 03:25am

The_Lumberjack wrote:Have we actually seen any gay humans in Star Trek? Excluding aliens with a plot device to explain it? I can't remember any, but it is rather late, so I might be forgetting an example.

Good Point. That's why I said "But hey you never know, what with Starfleet's extremely prevalent behavior- and gene-modification technology..."

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-08 03:31am

Preservers?

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-08 03:36am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Preservers?

The guys who supposedly "seeded" the galaxy millions of years prior with humanoid DNA. This is supposed to be why all aliens are humanoid and are capable of procreating with one another.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-08 03:39am

I see. I figured that, but Ein's screw up had me thinking they were the aliens that kidnapped those fucking indians.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-08 03:42am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I see. I figured that, but Ein's screw up had me thinking they were the aliens that kidnapped those fucking indians.

Aliens?

Kidnapping?

INDIANS?!

I never heard about that...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-08 03:44am

Some shit on Voyager that allowed Chakote to blather his piehole more about his indian decent.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-08 03:51am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Some shit on Voyager that allowed Chakote to blather his piehole more about his indian decent.

Oh, that crap.

IMO Chakotay is an insult to good upstanding Indians anyway...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-08 04:24am

Bones: "Maybe they're gay, Jim."
Kirk: "I didn't know there were gay badguys."

...

Kirk: "...Koala."
Bones: "Don't be stupid!"

Sorry, first two things that came to my mind on this topic. It's late, so I'll let you know if/when a third thing comes to my mind.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-08 04:32am

LMFAO, Utsanomiko *kiss*

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-11-08 04:52am

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Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-08 04:55am

The Kernel wrote:1st ever spam:

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Oddly, Shep is rather terrified of this avatar...

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Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-08 08:12am

*blows whistle*

Good morning!! Time for morning exercises!!

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2003-11-08 08:31am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Some shit on Voyager that allowed Chakote to blather his piehole more about his indian decent.

There's also the good old original ST episode in which Kirk loses his memory, uses CPR on an American Indian kid, becomes Kirok, gets married to the standard American Indian Princess character, then she's killed, Kirk gets his memory back, and Spock activates the asteroid deflection system that keeps the nasty asteroid from wiping out an ancient nature preserve maintaining stylized Native Americans in a near-natural habitat.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-11-08 08:40am

Yeah, I'm not much of a fan of Native American stuff, since it just bores me to tears, but I didn't like that episode because of how boring it was.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-11-08 10:43am

The_Lumberjack wrote:Have we actually seen any gay humans in Star Trek? Excluding aliens with a plot device to explain it? I can't remember any, but it is rather late, so I might be forgetting an example.

No, there has never been a homosexual character on the show. In fact there has been some pretty anti homosexual stuff on it (that episode where Crusher falls in love with the Trill that gets implanted in Riker and then in a female), and everytime the possibility of a homosexual character is broached, it gets shot down.

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-11-08 11:56am

The_Lumberjack wrote:Have we actually seen any gay humans in Star Trek? Excluding aliens with a plot device to explain it? I can't remember any, but it is rather late, so I might be forgetting an example.

No, but IIRC there was going to be something in the FC script about Lt. Hawk being gay, but surprise, suprise - they cut it.