Finally put up a review of Nemesis on the main site!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-11-02 12:08am

Well, not really a review. It's ... well, check it out for yourself.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial.html

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-02 12:15am

*whining* Awww ... I wanted a Revelations page. I'll make do with this though (starts reading)

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-11-02 12:16am

BAHAHAHAH!

You know, it's actually kind of sad that that is so true.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-11-02 12:18am

LOL!

So true ... I saw the movie with my dad when it came out in theatres. Ugh, what a waste of cash.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-02 12:18am

"Wallowing like a beached whale on valium."

That line is classic

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-11-02 12:22am

Darth Wong wrote:Well, not really a review. It's ... well, check it out for yourself.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial.html

Thanks for saving me the money and giving me a much better story than Nemisis ever could.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-11-02 12:23am

"Why do I look liek an effette Parisian model?" That line made me burst out loud laughing. For the record I enjoyed Nemesis as a mindless popcorn movie. But reading that review was a revelation in just how awful some of the plot points were.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-11-02 12:26am

You know, I hadn't realized the full depth of this craptitude. You could make a film out of every crappy Anakin scene laced together, and it would still be better than that.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-11-02 12:30am

It really needs to open with a header on the lines of "It stinks it stinks it stinks"

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-02 12:35am

This is so fucking funny

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-02 12:37am

Um, wow.

I enjoyed it, but I went to the theater having already decided to switch my brain off and just watch the special effects. A good decision, in retrospect.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-02 12:42am

Why do I enjoy reading Mike's version better then watching the movie? Oh wait, I know, cause the movie SUCKED!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-11-02 01:05am

My god, was it really that fucking bad?

I've read fan fics that where better! Hell, the vs Fanfic on Graham Kennedy's website was better!

Someone needs to 'cure the cancer' that is the current executive writing staff for Star Trek to give the franchise a chance

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-02 01:07am

If you'd actually read "Portal", you'd never have said such a thing, even in jest.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-11-02 01:07am

Mike Wong, the slowest reviewer in the west.

Meh, I never saw the movie, but from what I've read, it sucks and badly.

Chris OFarrell · Post by **Chris OFarrell** » 2003-11-02 01:36am

My hats off to you sir! That kicked ass and was (sadly) totaly true.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-11-02 01:42am

Darth Wong wrote:Some of you may have wondered why I never threw up a review when the film first came out.

Perhaps because you were trying not to throw up because of the movie?

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-11-02 02:06am

that was too funny here some scenes you should have added

" How bout a group picture on this Ugly ass Soverein class piece of shit with a bridge that looks like the As Quoted by Ebert "A high tech communication center of a skyscraper"

Natorgator · Post by **Natorgator** » 2003-11-02 02:41am

Thanks a lot! I don't feel so motivated to ever pop in my Nemesis DVD anymore.

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2003-11-02 02:43am

So damn true on every count. I found Nemesis to be enjoyable if you pretend you've never seen Star Trek before, forget all your common sense in exchange for video-game-with-cheat-codes-on physics, and..yeah.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-11-02 02:45am

After mentioning X-men, it would have been funny to show Brian Singer as an ensign.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-02 03:28am

Beautiful synopsis.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-02 03:35am

It's funny that Mike puts this up today because yesterday I was at the mall and stopped by the Hallmark store to look at the ornaments. I had to supress a not very nice smile when I saw that one of the Trek ornaments was of the Scorpian.

That little piece of crap "fighter" that Picard and Data stole. I think the ornament comes with Picard and Data inside.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-11-02 03:48am

Wow, that was fucking awesome......makes the $5.50(matinee show, knew it wouldn't be worth full price

) I wasted on that steaming pile we all once knew as Trek almost worth it.....almost

Bravo Mike , *lighterintheair*

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-11-02 03:57am

The review is very funny.

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Finally put up a review of Nemesis on the main site!

Finally put up a review of Nemesis on the main site!

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