Jadzia Dax vs B'lenna Torres batleth match

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aerius wrote:B'lenna gets wasted so fast it ain't even funny. She may be half Klingon but she does not have an athletic bone in her body. The phrase "she throws like a girl" comes to mind, have you seen her run? She had her arms out and flapping around, took dainty wussy steps and I thought she was going to fall flat on her face from how awkward & off balance she looked while running. Jadzia on the other hand is quite athletic and it shows in the way she moves. She's also bigger, stronger, faster, fitter, (& sexier too but that's beside the point) as well as having a lot more skill and experience in fighting. Jadzia can hold her own against most male Klingons and in many cases kick their asses, a bastard half-breed like B'lenna would get sliced & diced in seconds. It'll be all over in 3 moves or less.
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FTeik wrote:One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating. :P
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As for my opinion on the original subject:

B'Elanna might be of Klingon descent but she seems rather ashamed of it until 4th season IIRC, and as a result we rarely see her using a bat'leth. I haven't watched DS9 but from what I can gather, Jadzia probably has more swordfighting drill than B'Elanna.
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FTeik wrote:One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating. :P
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