Jadzia Dax vs B'lenna Torres batleth match

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-07 08:44am

B'leanna Torres and Jadzia Dex fight with batleths. Who wins ?

I think this is a good match. B'leanna is a klingon but does not have the experience and skills of veteran warriors. Jadzia is good but is not a Klingon. In the end I think Jadzia will win because she seems to be better.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-10-07 09:14am

I don't know how the fight would go.. but somehow it will end with lesbian sex.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-10-07 09:16am

Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-10-07 09:59am

Dax (former) would stomp all over Torres. Dax has hung around with Klingons for lifetimes and has had alot of Bat'leth practise. <Klingon>Torres is nothing but a mongrel child, barely Klingon at all, who doesn't give a toss about her heritage.</Klingon>

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-07 10:01am

Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

Just popping into PST for no apparent reason.. but if it has to do with two females fighting, it ends with lesbian sex.

~ver

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-10-07 04:18pm

verilon wrote:
Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?
Just popping into PST for no apparent reason.. but if it has to do with two females fighting, it ends with lesbian sex.

~ver

Its one of the basic rules of Stardestroyer.net
Any vs's between two females must always end in a "all-score-draw" of lesbian sex.

Accept it.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-07 06:43pm

The circle arround each other menacingly. All of a sudden Q, being the top bloke he is, teleports in a swimming pool full of jelly and changes the bat'leths into double ended dildos. Dax realises how hot B'leanna is and rips her top off..........you can see where this is going. This is why i don't write fan fics.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-07 07:00pm

Yeah, you actually have Q doing something useful

How unrealistic is that?

Worlds Spanner · Post by **Worlds Spanner** » 2003-10-07 08:44pm

Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

evilcat4000 was SO asking for it!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-07 10:12pm

B'lenna gets wasted so fast it ain't even funny. She may be half Klingon but she does not have an athletic bone in her body. The phrase "she throws like a girl" comes to mind, have you seen her run? She had her arms out and flapping around, took dainty wussy steps and I thought she was going to fall flat on her face from how awkward & off balance she looked while running. Jadzia on the other hand is quite athletic and it shows in the way she moves. She's also bigger, stronger, faster, fitter, (& sexier too but that's beside the point) as well as having a lot more skill and experience in fighting. Jadzia can hold her own against most male Klingons and in many cases kick their asses, a bastard half-breed like B'lenna would get sliced & diced in seconds. It'll be all over in 3 moves or less.

Agent R · Post by **Agent R** » 2003-10-07 10:20pm

I don't seem to recall seeing B'elanna Torres using a bat'leth, ever.

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-10-07 11:19pm

verilon wrote:
Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?
Just popping into PST for no apparent reason.. but if it has to do with two females fighting, it ends with lesbian sex.

To keep SD.Net's other proud tradition alive, Terry Farrell admitted that she'd tried anal sex on the Howard Stern Show (um, that was where the admission took place, not the anal itself). No info on Dawson, though (who was a hottie in Darkman 3, IMNSHO).

Dragging it back on-topic, I don't recall B'elanna (I'm sure I fucked the spelling up on that one) demonstrating anything close to the athletic or close combat proficiency Jadzia did, but I missed the last four years of Voyager. Well, I didn't really miss them, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

-- Joe Momma

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2003-10-08 09:22am

Dax. Torres is a crybaby

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-08 11:23am

Curzon Dax had a lot of experience with Klingons. Would that knowledge help ?

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-10-08 01:08pm

Jadzia Dax would easily gut Torres in a real fight. But I too would prefer it to end in the lesbian sex....

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-10-08 05:50pm

I saw Torres use a Bat'leth once. The episode where she "dies" and sees her mother sent to hell. She wasn't very good. Dawson isn't that kind of actor. Although she is pretty fit.

FTeik · Post by **FTeik** » 2003-10-08 06:17pm

Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-08 06:44pm

FTeik wrote:Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

[stabs you witha bat'leth] You die now.

~ver

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-08 08:08pm

FTeik wrote:Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

Mass blindness among male viewers, and Darkstar creams his pants after Janeway's uniform gets wrecked.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-10-09 07:41am

Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

Janeway does know how to use a batleth. She dies quickly.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-10-09 12:55pm

evilcat4000 wrote:B'leanna is a klingon but does not have the experience and skills of veteran warriors. Jadzia is good but is not a Klingon.

What kind of nonsense is this? Are you claiming that bat'leth skill is genetic? Are you subscribing to the Trekkie school of genetic determination?

FTeik · Post by **FTeik** » 2003-10-09 05:18pm

One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-10-09 05:25pm

Do you want to be hit with a brick? Those depths are best left unplumbed, matey... aharr...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-09 07:26pm

FTeik wrote:One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating.

Do you really want me to post the relevant chapter from "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway"?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-10-10 06:42am

aerius wrote:
FTeik wrote:One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating.
Do you really want me to post the relevant chapter from "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway"?

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