Most embarassing way for a red shirt to die.

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Having Sex with a Klingon and head get's accidently rip off. :lol: :lol:
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To be defeated by an overgrown teddy bear.....oh wait.....
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Stravo wrote:To be defeated by an overgrown teddy bear.....oh wait.....
That's why I play Galaxies. In what other game can you acquire a suit of Stormtrooper armor and a flamethrower and head off to Endor and incinerate every Ewok in sight?
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Stravo wrote:To be defeated by an overgrown teddy bear.....oh wait.....
Ohhh...Low blow.

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I think being chomped by a giant plant qualifies, and it's happened too. :)
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anyone know what kind of technology the toilet uses in Star Trek? Since they can't do anything simply, I'm thinking disintegrator. Can you imagine forgetting to put the seat down on that?
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Another Redshirt.
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beyond hope wrote:anyone know what kind of technology the toilet uses in Star Trek? Since they can't do anything simply, I'm thinking disintegrator. Can you imagine forgetting to put the seat down on that?
A device stuck up their asses that beams shit and piss directly to the waste extractors. It also explains alot about the characters behavior.
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To sacrifice themselves taking a shot for a main character. If they had gotten hit, it would only have been a glancing blow, but no, you had to go jump and wound yourself mortally!
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A terminal case of Ferengi Syphilis, assuming the redshirt is not a Ferengi
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Janeway taking him to bed for some "FUN" *"Look Ensign I need your help with some :stress Relief:"*
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Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way: maybe redshirts are actually indoctrinated to go out and die in some horribly unpleasant fashion on away team missions, and coming back to the ship unscratched would be the biggest embarassment of all?
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Janeway taking him to bed for some "FUN" *"Look Ensign I need your help with some :stress Relief:"*
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exploding panels, and shouldn't this be in PST?
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Dying a meaingful death.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:To sacrifice themselves taking a shot for a main character. If they had gotten hit, it would only have been a glancing blow, but no, you had to go jump and wound yourself mortally!
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My nomination for most embarrassing way for a red shirt to die -- asking Captain Picard to help you (ref. First Contact).

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An episode from the TOS....they were exploring some caverns filled with volatile rocks or something.

Out of nowhere a redshirt comes running, shouting: "Captain! Captain! It's incredible!" (or something close to that), steps on one of the rocks and BLAMMO, dead red shirt. :lol:
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Mm, warm, bed nice, no away missions, day off. Yes, sir he was accidentally killed by some toy created by weasley...

Edit: (eaten by the nanites)....
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Right after stating that " They are using primitive slug thrower weapons. No match for our phasers" Getting a round from a machine gun right in the eye.
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Going to the toilet, slipping on a dirty uniform and drowning in the shitter.
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Forgetting that real beef has fat and gristle on it and chocking to death.
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Finding out that Captain Janeway wan't more Soylent Green....
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Right after stating that " They are using primitive slug thrower weapons. No match for our phasers" Getting a round from a machine gun right in the eye.
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Death by exaustion in the holodeck while running his "Olsen Twins and You" simulation.
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