"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
He's a minister that was so Anti-Abortion that he murdered the doctors at an abortion clinic. Lethal Injection for his crime, but he's telling the press that he's not afraid, Heaven is going to welcome him like the martyred hero he is.
Some "Pro-Life", hmm?
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Ol' Sparky? Pfft, if you wanna bring about a truly nasty way of getting rid of our state's assholes, I say bring back the rope and platform. Nothing like a long walk off a very short pier to put the fear of the law back into them sumbitches...
He's a minister that was so Anti-Abortion that he murdered the doctors at an abortion clinic. Lethal Injection for his crime, but he's telling the press that he's not afraid, Heaven is going to welcome him like the martyred hero he is.
Some "Pro-Life", hmm?
Everytime a bell rings Satan pokes him in the ass with his trident.
or something like that. I think there was a Simpson's episode where they said that about Nixon
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Are you sure you're not thinking of Little Nicky, where Satan shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass once a week while the former dictator wears a french maid costume?
Ryoga wrote:Are you sure you're not thinking of Little Nicky, where Satan shoves a pineapple up Hitler's ass once a week while the former dictator wears a french maid costume?
Nope. What I saw was supposed to be a take off of the "whenever a bell rings an angel gets it's wings" bit from It's a Wonderful Life.
I think I did get part of it wrong since it shouldn't have been a bell like in IaWL. Maybe it was a horn or something?
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.