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The 2nd best thing you've EVER seen

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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

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Ok.
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If thats the second best thing you've ever seen, then you've lived a very shallow, lame, pointless life.
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You got issues Hammy.
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LMAO!!!
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Hey, there's a little transparent Hamel in the bottom right corner!


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Dalton wrote:You got issues Hammy.
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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Take notes everyone. Hamel humor in action.
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Shinova wrote:Take notes everyone. Hamel humor in action.
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Post by XaLEv »

Hamel always gives us the most interesting things. Keep it up dude.
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Awww.....poor Hamutaryo got shocked.
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Not even the 200th best thing I have ever seen. :roll:
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XaLEv wrote:Hamel always gives us the most interesting things. Keep it up dude.
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If Hamel isn't infuriating me with Commie crap, he's spouting things in languages I wouldn't understand without three translators and a lot of peyote. For all that, he's strangely endearing.
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Fortunately (or should I say unfortunately?), I've had previous experience with Ebichu should I know better than to click that link. :P
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

XaLEv wrote:Hamel always gives us the most interesting things. Keep it up dude.
Looks like it's rather plain you can see the genius that is Hamel. Good. :D {/Vorlon]
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