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Jeremy wrote:What is worse: watching a nude fully anatomically correct and functioning Data sit and masterbate while reading poetry or eating and licking mushed up cherry pie off of a naked Janeway's tender body?
The latter. The former isnt so terrifying, just funny.
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I don't care what you throw at me; I do NOT, under any circumstances, want to see that untalented wannabe Kate Mulgrew naked!

God, imagine that nasal smoker voice moaning as she bangs herself. Oh, the horror!
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The scary thing is that 288 people clicked on the thread... :o
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YT300000 wrote:The scary thing is that 288 people clicked on the thread... :o
*hangs head in shame*

289 now. *sniff*
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Man, you people need to visit Rotten.com more often. Or the Stile Project. This is like listening to a bunch of uptight uber-Republican christians from the '50s talk about the "newfangled" bikini, and how horrible it is.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:*snip*
ROTFLMAO!!


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Crayz9000 wrote:
Shinova wrote:That pic is nothing compared to the one at SB.
I could make a better one if you like :twisted:

Bring it on, that wasn't even a raised eyebrow, ignoring the 30 second photoshop job.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:*snip*
Okay, that just made my day. :D :D :D
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Jeremy wrote:What is worse: watching a nude fully anatomically correct and functioning Data sit and masterbate while reading poetry or eating and licking mushed up cherry pie off of a naked Janeway's tender body?
that needs to be a sig
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YT300000 wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:*snip*
ROTFLMAO!!


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