Super Mario makes a comeback

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-07-20 09:27pm

Ooohh yeah >.<

^^;

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-20 09:31pm

Where's the M on his cap?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-20 09:57pm

RON JEREMY?!?!?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-20 09:58pm

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-07-20 10:30pm

Check the site that's hosting the pics

You'll find a pic of him fondling his boobehs

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-20 10:42pm

Only in America can a short, fat, ugly fuck with a small wang (according to Einy) become a porn star.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-20 11:03pm

Durran Korr wrote:Only in America can a short, fat, ugly fuck with a small wang (according to Einy) become a porn star.

And damn it I love america... give all us ugly guys a chance

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-20 11:25pm

Durran Korr wrote:Only in America can a short, fat, ugly fuck with a small wang (according to Einy) become a porn star.

Ron Jeremy Has a huge cock. I saw a documentary where he sucked the end of it standing up.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-07-20 11:52pm

I had a feeling this thread would become total comedy

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-21 12:02am

He looks like some sort of gay porno star in the second pic.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-21 12:20am

its ein whos got a small dick compared to ron. eins 8.5, rons like 14 or something.

And I can almost suck the tip of mine and im a podgy 17 year old with a 6 inch dick, so size is irrelevant. Ein cant even lick his.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 01:16am

Oh jesus HH Christ, Eugh! >.<

kojikun wrote:its ein whos got a small dick compared to ron. eins 8.5, rons like 14 or something.

Sure. It only looked 7" in those porn videos I had the extremely dubious 'honor' of watching.

kojikun wrote:And I can almost suck the tip of mine and im a podgy 17 year old with a 6 inch dick, so size is irrelevant. Ein cant even lick his.

I don't give much of a hoot about getting blowjobs anyway

But I'll sure make your ass hella sore when you come to Nawlins, Koji

And before yall scream 'STATUTORY RAPE!@!!!!!', remember 17 is Age of Consent in Louisiana. Thank You Napoleon!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-21 01:18am

You know, Ron Jeremy does look a little like Mario. How old is he anyway?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-21 01:21am

*Hands you two keys to a first class suite far to the stern of the Normandie*

Now that that's taken care of, I must say that he is a good fit for Mario but he looks too Hispanic and not Italian enough.

EDIT: Looks like Smi beat me.

He needs a bigger nose to be Mario, IMO.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 02:09am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You know, Ron Jeremy does look a little like Mario. How old is he anyway?

Dunno, but for some reason that second pic reminds me of Mario Twins!

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-07-21 02:13am

This makes me happy.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-21 02:18am

Mabye mario is a bit more super than we all thought.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-21 02:26am

Little boys should eat their mushrooms so they can grow big...boys.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-21 02:39am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh jesus HH Christ, Eugh! >.<

Sure. It only looked 7" in those porn videos I had the extremely dubious 'honor' of watching.

lmfao.. no shit?

I don't give much of a hoot about getting blowjobs anyway But I'll sure make your ass hella sore when you come to Nawlins, Koji

And before yall scream 'STATUTORY RAPE!@!!!!!', remember 17 is Age of Consent in Louisiana. Thank You Napoleon!!

hehe ok. and breaking the law is fun, so lets feck >D

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 12:14pm

kojikun wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh jesus HH Christ, Eugh! >.<

Sure. It only looked 7" in those porn videos I had the extremely dubious 'honor' of watching.
lmfao.. no shit?

Psychopathic Oversexed Railgunner wrote:I don't give much of a hoot about getting blowjobs anyway But I'll sure make your ass hella sore when you come to Nawlins, Koji

And before yall scream 'STATUTORY RAPE!@!!!!!', remember 17 is Age of Consent in Louisiana. Thank You Napoleon!!
hehe ok. and breaking the law is fun, so lets feck >D

Sorry man, the Supreme court just ruled Sodomy laws Unconstitutional, so there's no laws to break.

Now if they legalize marijuana, that would be a real treat...

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-07-21 03:00pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Now if they legalize marijuana, that would be a real treat...

Come to Canada. You can walk around with 30 grams or less, and the cops can't touch you.

Oh, and you can marry your BF, too.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 03:25pm

Baron Mordo wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Now if they legalize marijuana, that would be a real treat...
Come to Canada. You can walk around with 30 grams or less, and the cops can't touch you.

Oh, and you can marry your BF, too.

AAGH! You lucky Canadian Bastards!!! Yall have Gay Marriages, Legal Weed, and Darth Wong. USA has God-Hates-Fags.com, the DEA, and Darkstar!

EEEUUUGGH!!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-07-21 03:43pm

Back on target people.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-21 04:07pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Back on target people.

Sorry...

He looks like Mario. A Really REALLY U U U U U U U U U Ugly (yup, ten 'U's, the highest rating possible) Mario!!!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-21 04:08pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:AAGH! You lucky Canadian Bastards!!! Yall have Gay Marriages, Legal Weed, and Darth Wong. USA has God-Hates-Fags.com, the DEA, and Darkstar!

EEEUUUGGH!!

*points* *laughs*

Haha.