A Discworld STGOD?
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Sounds good, my only possible problem with this is that Nations like me, Omnia, and Klatch might have enough trained troops to just squash all the other nations out of hand... Is there a convenient way to bypass this problem?
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This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.Straha wrote:Sounds good, my only possible problem with this is that Nations like me, Omnia, and Klatch might have enough trained troops to just squash all the other nations out of hand... Is there a convenient way to bypass this problem?
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True Enough...SirNitram wrote:This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.Straha wrote:Sounds good, my only possible problem with this is that Nations like me, Omnia, and Klatch might have enough trained troops to just squash all the other nations out of hand... Is there a convenient way to bypass this problem?
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How'd I know you'd take that one?SirNitram wrote:'McSweeney?'Thirdfain wrote:Ancestor worship, dood. The famous ruling Houses of the Orient- Hang, Fang, Tang, and McSweeney!
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There's also the fact that many of the factions have unconventional counters for vast armies.
" Oh, you're attacking Uberwald with Klatch's vast army, are you?
Well, your supply lines keep coming under attack by hairy bastards who refuse to die, your high command was assainated last night in the locked room at the top of your tower(but it had a balcony
), and Your armies base camp just fell into a big hole in the ground."
" Oh, you're attacking Uberwald with Klatch's vast army, are you?
Well, your supply lines keep coming under attack by hairy bastards who refuse to die, your high command was assainated last night in the locked room at the top of your tower(but it had a balcony

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Well, he IS a Dark Mage.LadyTevar wrote:How'd I know you'd take that one?SirNitram wrote:The Unseen University!
I claim Lancre. Witches included. the witches run it anyway...
Does Lancre include the Wee Free Men, or do they come as a seperate faction?
I have no clue what a STGOD is but I claim dibs on Susan Sto Helit just on general principles.
Do Binky, the Death Of Rats, the Raven and Albert come with the package or do I need to claim them seperately?
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But it has to be EXACTLY a million to one. 999,786 to 1 just wont cut it and neither will 1,000,072 to 1 or anything else!Straha wrote:True Enough...SirNitram wrote: This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.
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We are a priestly nation, priests invariably always make the odds a million to one...2000AD wrote:But it has to be EXACTLY a million to one. 999,786 to 1 just wont cut it and neither will 1,000,072 to 1 or anything else!Straha wrote:True Enough...SirNitram wrote: This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.
::makes a note not to attack ANYONE else::
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'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
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No.. the Nac Mac Feegle are in The Chalk, not in Lancre.Batman wrote:Well, he IS a Dark Mage.LadyTevar wrote:How'd I know you'd take that one?SirNitram wrote:The Unseen University!
I claim Lancre. Witches included. the witches run it anyway...
Does Lancre include the Wee Free Men, or do they come as a seperate faction?
I have no clue what a STGOD is but I claim dibs on Susan Sto Helit just on general principles.
Do Binky, the Death Of Rats, the Raven and Albert come with the package or do I need to claim them seperately?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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Shall we just begin, or do we need anything else set?
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'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
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