A Discworld STGOD?

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Sounds good, my only possible problem with this is that Nations like me, Omnia, and Klatch might have enough trained troops to just squash all the other nations out of hand... Is there a convenient way to bypass this problem?
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Straha wrote:Sounds good, my only possible problem with this is that Nations like me, Omnia, and Klatch might have enough trained troops to just squash all the other nations out of hand... Is there a convenient way to bypass this problem?
This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.
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SirNitram wrote:
Straha wrote:Sounds good, my only possible problem with this is that Nations like me, Omnia, and Klatch might have enough trained troops to just squash all the other nations out of hand... Is there a convenient way to bypass this problem?
This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.
True Enough...

::makes a note not to attack ANYONE else::
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SirNitram wrote:
Thirdfain wrote:Ancestor worship, dood. The famous ruling Houses of the Orient- Hang, Fang, Tang, and McSweeney!
'McSweeney?'

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There's also the fact that many of the factions have unconventional counters for vast armies.
" Oh, you're attacking Uberwald with Klatch's vast army, are you?
Well, your supply lines keep coming under attack by hairy bastards who refuse to die, your high command was assainated last night in the locked room at the top of your tower(but it had a balcony :twisted:), and Your armies base camp just fell into a big hole in the ground."
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LadyTevar wrote:
SirNitram wrote:The Unseen University!
How'd I know you'd take that one?

I claim Lancre. Witches included. the witches run it anyway...
Well, he IS a Dark Mage.
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I claim the Auditors :twisted:
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Straha wrote:
SirNitram wrote: This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.
True Enough...

::makes a note not to attack ANYONE else::
But it has to be EXACTLY a million to one. 999,786 to 1 just wont cut it and neither will 1,000,072 to 1 or anything else!
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2000AD wrote:
Straha wrote:
SirNitram wrote: This is Discworld. If there's a million to one chance the other guy will win, he will win.
True Enough...

::makes a note not to attack ANYONE else::
But it has to be EXACTLY a million to one. 999,786 to 1 just wont cut it and neither will 1,000,072 to 1 or anything else!
We are a priestly nation, priests invariably always make the odds a million to one...
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Batman wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
SirNitram wrote:The Unseen University!
How'd I know you'd take that one?

I claim Lancre. Witches included. the witches run it anyway...
Well, he IS a Dark Mage.
Does Lancre include the Wee Free Men, or do they come as a seperate faction?

I have no clue what a STGOD is but I claim dibs on Susan Sto Helit just on general principles.
Do Binky, the Death Of Rats, the Raven and Albert come with the package or do I need to claim them seperately?
No.. the Nac Mac Feegle are in The Chalk, not in Lancre.
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Shall we just begin, or do we need anything else set?
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I think we need to establish the specific amount of chocalate needed to kill an Auditor. :)
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