NUDE COUNT CHASES BLACK MAN WITH AN AXE!

[The Infidel]

...

You had to look, didn't you?

[muse]

I have a riddle for you: Can you name the 3 kings who've brought happiness and joy to nearly everyone's lives?
Spoiler

You think I'm gonna put the answer in a spoiler for you? You don't know me!!
Spoiler

if you click the next spoiler button, you need help
Spoiler

sorry, there is no help in Testing

[Raw Shark]

I mean, Balthazar seems pretty chill but fuck it, you shit all over my last Testing thread I'm not even trying here. You know what I want to do is go get my axe (one of them; I have several), and take it to every dumbass in my neighborhood with a red hat. I am the full moon. I am rage. And I am angry about a specific thing. Mother Luna smiles upon me. She watched my birth and named me Warrior. I just wanted to tell funny stories.

* - Note: I'm not actually going to do that, I'm just upset

[The Infidel]

I'm gonna teach you the most used swearing in Norway :
Faen! Nickname for Satan. Used like Fuck!
"Å faen..." is also common. Said more drawn out, like "oh shit".
Helvete! (Hell)

Lots of other phrases as well, especially up north. Common in north is "hestkuk", "horse dick". Personally, I'd take that as a compliment.

We also swear in English.

It's important to widen your horizon and learn new languages, so learn these, or at least...

FAEN! !

[Raw Shark]

Lots of other phrases as well, especially up north. Common in north is "hestkuk", "horse dick". Personally, I'd take that as a compliment.

Yeah, I'd wear that one gladly.

It's important to widen your horizon and learn new languages, so learn these, or at least...

Y'know, I speak Spanish badly, but enough to get by. It's pretty useful here. Guys give each other a lot of good-natured shit in kitchens and on construction sites. One time I overheard a boss trashing all of us five feet away who didn't know, and I walked right there. "Basuras blancos idiotas," she called us. I just took off my work vest, slammed it down, and left without a word in response.

[The Infidel]

I have a riddle for you: Can you name the 3 kings who've brought happiness and joy to nearly everyone's lives?
Spoiler

You think I'm gonna put the answer in a spoiler for you? You don't know me!!
Spoiler

if you click the next spoiler button, you need help
Spoiler

sorry, there is no help in Testing

That Burger King king and... Nah, I'm out.
Faen!

(Don't say the kings that came to Jesus when he was born.)

[Crazedwraith]

Helvete! (Hell)

And here I thought that was a font

[The Infidel]

Helvete! (Hell)

And here I thought that was a font

I guess you could write Helvete in Helvetica...

[Raw Shark]

In case anybody wants to know how to cuss somebody out in Spanish, "Chingata su madre," is a standard. Means, "Fuck your mother." That gets thrown around A LOT.

[Raw Shark]

Burger King is scary as fucking shit in the ad where you wake up and he's just there. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

[The Infidel]

I have a riddle for you: Can you name the 3 kings who've brought happiness and joy to nearly everyone's lives?
Spoiler

You think I'm gonna put the answer in a spoiler for you? You don't know me!!
Spoiler

if you click the next spoiler button, you need help
Spoiler

sorry, there is no help in Testing

That Burger King king and... Nah, I'm out.
Faen!

(Don't say the kings that came to Jesus when he was born.)

Muuuuuse! You have to give me answer to the riddle!

Oh, Muse, where are you? I lack inspiration!

[The Infidel]

What kind of muse are you, anyway?

This kind?


It belongs to oglaf.com. That place is cool, but very NSFW.

The end of it, a good while later... Spoiler

[muse]

Muuuuuse! You have to give me answer to the riddle!

Oh, Muse, where are you? I lack inspiration!

That's your fault for having a misleading thread title, you can't be breaking the board rules like that!

[aerius]

I have a riddle for you: Can you name the 3 kings who've brought happiness and joy to nearly everyone's lives?

This one's easy.
Spoiler

but the spoilers are still broken goddamnit!

[The Infidel]

I have a riddle for you: Can you name the 3 kings who've brought happiness and joy to nearly everyone's lives?

This one's easy.
Spoiler

but the spoilers are still broken goddamnit!

I have mixed feelings about this.
[*spoiler]but the spoilers are still broken goddamnit![/spoiler]

[The Infidel]

I mean, Balthazar seems pretty chill but fuck it, you shit all over my last Testing thread I'm not even trying here. You know what I want to do is go get my axe (one of them; I have several), and take it to every dumbass in my neighborhood with a red hat. I am the full moon. I am rage. And I am angry about a specific thing. Mother Luna smiles upon me. She watched my birth and named me Warrior. I just wanted to tell funny stories.

* - Note: I'm not actually going to do that, I'm just upset

What did I do?
Honestly, I can't remember.

Speaking of axes... Who's your favorite?
Mine is Elvira. She is my cleaver. I keep her in the basement, where I chop wood. I keep her rust free and razor sharp. I actually think I could shave with her, but I haven't tried. Hm, I guess I have one more line on my bucket list.

Of course, I can't forget Valeria. She's a small, one handed, Soviet fire axe forged in one piece, handle and ax. I got her from my grandfather when I was a kid in the late 70's and I still have her. He thought me how to handle sharp things from an early age. She's now resting next to my bed in case shit hits the fan. When I was still a child, I painted her with vivid colors and she was like that for some years. As a teenager, I thought it looked stupid, so I took off all the paint, put on some anti rust primer, then some tough, black coating you use on cars to stop the metal from getting damaged. I think you call it bed liner, but it's just barely thicker than regular paint. She's been like that for more than 40 years now.
If you haven't done so already, you should really name your axes. At least your favorite.

[muse]

Ketchup is vile, absolutely vile! How is this biological waste legal for sale? How??

Also, did you know the KGB had a sex school for secret agents where they taught them the art of seduction and the special sex techniques?

[The Infidel]

Ketchup is vile, absolutely vile! How is this biological waste legal for sale? How??

Also, did you know the KGB had a sex school for secret agents where they taught them the art of seduction and the special sex techniques?

I like ketchup on my hot dogs and fries, but I don't use it on everything, like I think some Americans do.

The sex part I knew. I wonder how PE class was. "Comradettes, today we shall train the pussy by standing legs wide, insert this 1kg iron egg and lift it up and down 50 times."

[muse]

Would you still like the answer to the 3 kings riddle?

[Eternal_Freedom]

Would you still like the answer to the 3 kings riddle?

If he answers, he's helping you. And there is no helping in Testing.

[The Infidel]

Would you still like the answer to the 3 kings riddle?

YES! FUCK! YES!

[aerius]

Spoiler

drinking, smoking, and fucking

[Raw Shark]

Ketchup is vile, absolutely vile! How is this biological waste legal for sale? How??

I've never been a ketchup guy. Just not my jam.

Also, did you know the KGB had a sex school for secret agents where they taught them the art of seduction and the special sex techniques?

Yes. As everybody who knows me... I'm not even going to. Of course I did.

[The Infidel]

Spoiler

drinking, smoking, and fucking

[J]

Would you still like the answer to the 3 kings riddle?

If he answers, he's helping you. And there is no helping in Testing.

Are you sure that's the rule? I thought it was no halp in testing, whereas help is optional.