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Today's riddle

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What's something that sounds good around Christmas but bad in a Mexican prison?
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"Jesus loves you..."
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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What kind of room has no windows and no doors?
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Also, did you know the vast majority of us are using toilets wrong?

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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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They're BOTH wrong. You do it like that, you end of soiling your pants either way. Your supposed to let your pants down/take them off before using the toilet.
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How do you know they're not wearing assless pants?
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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In the alegedly right (and geometrically on the right) picture they'll end up soling their pants ANYWAY, because if the cutout is so small as to not show up in the picture they'll end up soiling the toilet lid by sitting to far forward and that will spread from the lid to their pants.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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muse wrote: 2025-12-22 06:29pm What kind of room has no windows and no doors?
En Sopp!
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-12-24 07:16am
muse wrote: 2025-12-22 06:29pm What kind of room has no windows and no doors?
En Sopp!
That's a fungus, not a room.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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muse wrote: 2025-12-24 06:29pm
The Infidel wrote: 2025-12-24 07:16am
muse wrote: 2025-12-22 06:29pm What kind of room has no windows and no doors?
En Sopp!
That's a fungus, not a room.
Well, it's the sex bits of fungus: Mushroom?
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
- Raw Shark on my slug hunting
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-12-25 10:43am Well, it's the sex bits of fungus: Mushroom?
Sorry, but no. The answer is a ballroom.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
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muse wrote: 2025-12-25 01:26pm
The Infidel wrote: 2025-12-25 10:43am Well, it's the sex bits of fungus: Mushroom?
Sorry, but no. The answer is a ballroom.
But a ballroom has windows and....
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... Oh...
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
- Raw Shark on my slug hunting
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