I've Got a Bone To Pick

[Raw Shark]

Eh, yo. J and aerius. This Norwegian Regaton Shit. muse, you get some extra leeway, though I know you were complicit in this travesty.

[J]

Hey! I had no part in that fiasco, it was entirely my sister and my husband!

[aerius]

Sorry man I was high, I don't even remember half of what happened.

[Raw Shark]

And yes. your children were trying to torture you with that. Don't underestimate kids.

[Raw Shark]

Hey! I had no part in that fiasco, it was entirely my sister and my husband!

Sorry man I was high, I don't even remember half of what happened.

Deflection / Apologies accepted. Honestly, I love that song. It's insanely catchy. This kind of shit is why I still log in here.

[Raw Shark]

I mean, my fake daughter has learned the words and melody just so she can troll me. I can't stop singing it once it starts, like Eric Cartman with "Sailing Away." And this might lead to her learning some Spanish. It's a very successful virus.

[Raw Shark]

I know just enough Spanish to know when I'm being insulted, and to tell a native speaker that my Spanish is garbage*. But that's actually pretty handy in the USA.

* - "Me Espanol es muy malo. Basura. Es verdad." In case you were wondering.

[Raw Shark]

This has just spread. I allowed Youtube to continue to Nanowarofsteel's ,"Valhallelujah," which will now forever come out of my mouth. I wish I had a god to pray to. I really hope TNMD doesn't find out about this one, but I know she will. And is a Scandanavian-style pagan. So, she'll have some fun there.

[Raw Shark]

J & aerius: You know this thread title was a joke, right? I actually like these guys. Too much.

Though, when I riffed on your kids teaming up on you, that was sincere. They're going to do that.

[J]

J & aerius: You know this thread title was a joke, right? I actually like these guys. Too much.

We are adding you to the list.

Also, my husband says you should download a copy of TM 31-210 and put your eagle scout skills to use.

[Raw Shark]

Touche`

I mean, I got my hands on The Anarchist's Cookbook when I was 13 years old. And I was told that makes me hella dangerous. But you can never have too much knowledge.

[Raw Shark]

As long as I don't actually... building explosives for hostile intent conflicts with my ethics.

[muse]

As long as I don't actually... building explosives for hostile intent conflicts with my ethics.

Is it legal to fish with dynamite where you live?

[Raw Shark]

I got the cops called for a knife shorter than my man parts where I currently live when I was a literal small child who hadn't hit his growth spurt yet. This state has the 49th toughest weapon laws out of the 50. not that that stops anybody, especially in some parts of Boston, but that's the situation on the ground in Soviet Massholistan.

That said, I have fished with dynamite. My Dad's half of the family is from the southeast where they do things... a little different.

[Raw Shark]

Not crazy about their views on black people, Jewish people, gay people, or women, (and trust me, they feel the same way about my views) but you sure can let loose with the explosives down there, and the food's good.

[Raw Shark]

J & aerius: You know this thread title was a joke, right? I actually like these guys. Too much.

We are adding you to the list.

I have a "The List" of my own. I presume it's not the same as yours. It's for the End Times. We already have a medical doctor, a double PhD Biochemist, a pysical trainer, and a grade school teacher. And (ahem) an Eagle Scout who studied psych some and enjoys violence. What can you add? If the answer is, "My sister," you're in. We're gonna need at least two (preferably not sane) therapists.

[J]

I have a "The List" of my own. I presume it's not the same as yours. It's for the End Times. We already have a medical doctor, a double PhD Biochemist, a pysical trainer, and a grade school teacher. And (ahem) an Eagle Scout who studied psych some and enjoys violence. What can you add? If the answer is, "My sister," you're in. We're gonna need at least two (preferably not sane) therapists.

My husband & my younger daughter. They are bloodthirsty psychopaths who pray to the blood gods right before watching combat sports.

[Raw Shark]

I admit that I spoke in omission when I neglected to include a proven fertile couple with two active assets who I think would do some great community work in that scenario. You guys are in if you want. We also have a Marine. I didn't just half-ass this idea. We're going to need all of the above if the shit really hits the fan.

Your kids sound fun to hang with. I mean that in the least weird way, they sound fun. If we were next-door neighbors I'd babysit, make popcorn, etc. And if our post-apoc community came under attack, those two would be among the first that I'd arm.

[Raw Shark]

"What's going on, Uncle Matt?"

"Guys. We need to kill those fellas. Like, now. I'll explain and there's snacks later."

[Raw Shark]

I feel like Bobby Fisher

Always four moves ahead...

I'm at the point that I'm recruiting children to my post-apocalypse army that I have already built in real life and I am staring down crazy. Serious crazy.

[Raw Shark]

Don't just eat the cookies. There's celery and carrot sticks and peanut butter. You need peanut butter to fight evil.

[aerius]

Leave me out of the Zombie Apocalypse stuff, I'm too old for that shit. I just wanna grow weed and get high.