Darth Pounder wrote:I've agreed that i did something when i didn't. It works like this
Dad - "Did you scratch SH into the dinner table"
Me - "No"
WACK
Dad - "DID YOU SCRATCH YOUR INITIALS INTO THE FUCKING DINNER TABLE"
Me - "no, it was Samantha" Samantha is my sister
WACK WACK WACK
Dad - "TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH"
Me - "Ok it was me, i'm sorry"
WACK WACK WACK WACK WACK...........
Imagine what i'd have got if i kept on disagreeign with him
Sounds oddly familiar... only I got the belt.
...and the lit cigar...
::Shudders::
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Darth Pounder wrote:I've agreed that i did something when i didn't. It works like this
Dad - "Did you scratch SH into the dinner table"
Me - "No"
WACK
Dad - "DID YOU SCRATCH YOUR INITIALS INTO THE FUCKING DINNER TABLE"
Me - "no, it was Samantha" Samantha is my sister
WACK WACK WACK
Dad - "TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH"
Me - "Ok it was me, i'm sorry"
WACK WACK WACK WACK WACK...........
Imagine what i'd have got if i kept on disagreeign with him
Sounds oddly familiar... only I got the belt.
...and the lit cigar...
::Shudders::
Geeze, it's weird thinking about the kind of abuse that goes on under the radar. My vendicative side tells me that the best thing to do in this sort of situation would be to throw something in the bastards eyes and kick his balls into his mouth... but obviously that would be pretty self defeating unless one had one's things packed and ready to leave.
I wonder what age "abuse education" courses in school would start being useful at? It seems like the kind of thing a lot of bad parents would object to.
In fairness to my father i was a bad wee shite when i was a kid and it was the kinda thing i'd normaly do. But it was my wee sister who has the same initials.
I dont tend to give in on things I believe in....I was the bane of the RE department in the past, though one of the teachers there did like me, because I'd call them out on BS.....
I once got pulled out an assembly because I couldnt stop laughing at the dickhead american minister that was in preaching.....by the way could someone please stop the export market in fundies? We really really dont want them......
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
I rarely get visited by JW's, though the other day, I was at home by myself, and a few came to the door, I was too tired to argue and just basically agreed with them. The only argument I made was that if God was against war then why were there Crusades, they said there was a big misinterpretation of Gods word. I couldn't be bothered arguing, they gave me a book and now it is protecting my computer table in the form of a coaster.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Mark S wrote:Gee, I bet there are so many people out there praying for Darth Wong, he must have the best life ever!!!
Then how do you explain DarkStar?
(Got deleted last time I posted it. Cursed board problems... )
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Mark S wrote:Gee, I bet there are so many people out there praying for Darth Wong, he must have the best life ever!!!
Then how do you explain DarkStar?
What they were praying for was for Mike to go certifiably insane (trying to wade through what Darkstar passes as 'facts' in the big debate almost did me in), and maybe then he could be convinced to become religious, LOL.
Darth Pounder wrote:I've agreed that i did something when i didn't. It works like this:
Dad - "Did you scratch SH into the dinner table"
Me - "No"
WACK
Dad - "DID YOU SCRATCH YOUR INITIALS INTO THE FUCKING DINNER TABLE"
Me - "no, it was Samantha" Samantha is my sister
WACK WACK WACK
Dad - "TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH"
Me - "Ok it was me, i'm sorry"
WACK WACK WACK WACK WACK...........
Imagine what i'd have got if i kept on disagreeign with him
That just pisses me right off.
I had an experience once - a 'bring your kids to work day'. One of the guys in the 'desk-jockey' jobs where I used to work brought in his son. Okay, many guys did that. But I was startled from my place by the sound of yelling and crying at around noon. There was this guy in the hall, watched by about a half-dozen horrified secretaries and intern-types, smacking his kid repeatedly in the head for - you'll love this - knocking the guy's jar of pens off his desk and onto the floor.
Now, I'm not a violent man, as many of you know. But I did quickly step in and separate the man from his boy. I also separated the man from his consciousness for a good three minutes, though all I did was push him down the corridor with the kind of vehemence I normally reserve for fundies spouting propaganda in my path. Not my fault he tripped and bonked his noggin.
That's hardly a hero's story - it could have gotten me into a lot of trouble, professionally. But that just goes to show you that seeing a kid getting beat up brings out the gorilla in some of us.
Note: I'm semi-retired from the board, so if you need something, please be patient.
I don't agree with people to get them off my back. But I will often be short with them to get them to leave me alone:
Fundie: "Have you found Jesus?"
Me: "No. BYE."
The trick is to issue the BYE with a glare and the kind of finality of tone that suggests that the fundie *really* does not want to try to continue the discussion.
Note: I'm semi-retired from the board, so if you need something, please be patient.
When dealing with a fundie you need to put them on the back foot. I would say "Yes i've heard all about <insert god name here> but have YOU heard about the wonders of Satan. Join us ever Thursday when we sacrafice a virgin, come to our club on Saturday and listen to Black Sabbath records backwards......" then watch as they flee screaming.
No. Everything I say is the truth. (Of course, I may neglect to mention a few inconsequential details here and there . . . )
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Argument at a conservative convention with a Christian fundamentalist:
FUNDIE: "Blah blah blah we should so this because blah blah blah Bible blah blah blah Jesus blah blah blah."
ME: "Alright, hold the phone right there. I'm an athiest, the United States government is secular. So if you're going to sell me a policy, you need better evidence than your imaginary friend in the sky says so."
Always good for quieting down the table. These kinds of things happen all the time when you throw hundreds of college age conservatives, some fundies, some libertarian, together in Arizona for three days with an open bar.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
RedImperator wrote:These kinds of things happen all the time when you throw hundreds of college age conservatives, some fundies, some libertarian, together in Arizona for three days with an open bar.
Where do I sign up?!
Edit: You know what they say... One well-placed hand grenade...
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--Whitman
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