Somewhere over the Feeeleepenes at 65,000 feet.
The Shepistani robotic combat drone tore through the night sky, it's ceramocarbide liquid-metal deforming skin as black as the skin of a dead whore.
It's formal designation was EDI (Extreme Deep Intruder) Unit #3214. But everyone in the 69th PNIS called it
Dragonlord.
File photo of an EDI unit freedomizing a random building.
It was listening to Bragulan death metal in one subnode of it's 'mind' as it scanned the hyperspectrums of the land below it.
Bragulan death metal was the result of a former IBGV agent using the secret microphones the IBGV had planted all around humanspace to spy on non-Bragulans. He screened the hettobytes upon hettobytes of audio the IBGV had recorded on bragsteel gramophone records stored deep within the giant jukeboxes that were the IBGV's central dataplexes.
The agent carefully collected only those records that had crashes followed by pitiful moans from the vehicle wreckage and released it under the underground
Bragtown record label using a pseudonym.
The Bragulan public loved it. They
fucking loved it, and the agent became filthy rich.
Unfortunately for him, he had not covered his tracks (ha!) well enough, leading to him being executed by the IBGV for misuse of Byzonist resources.
Ironically, a week after his execution, an official decree came down designating BragMetal as Byzonist-sanctioned music, as the IBGV wanted to recover some of that revenue stream -- a
music tax on the Bragulan public that could be used to fund further IBGV penetrations of non-Bragulan space with ever more microphones.
Dragonlord loved BragDeathMetal. The screams of the people in their crashed cars and aircraft as their life fluids bled out was music.
Fucking music.
As it passed near the Centrality embassy, it's radiation detector meters spiked, and it quickly flew a search pattern which locatorized the radiation source to a specific room in the Centrality embassy below.
It's Effect of Cause subroutines ran until it successfully correlated the recent theft of irradated gold from the Feeleepini banking system to the radiation source in the embassy below.
Clearly the Centrality was using the stolen money to fund unhealthy
communist activities within the feeelepens, judging from communist symbols such as religious missionary schools and hospitals in disadvantaged areas it had found during it's last couple of flights.
Within
Dragonlord's AI brain, signals were sent to weapons systems and it banked hard over.
The Effect of Cause subroutine finally correlated the recent bomb threat announced regarding the Centrality Embassy and saw the perfect opportunity.
The starboard weapons bay opened up and the C-SMARM munition was released.
Covert-Smart Malingering Anti Radiation Missile.
The C-SMARM rocketed down towards the embassy below; executing it's covert action subroutines.
When the C-SMARM was within two meters of the ground, it executed it's IRAN-CONTRA manouver and turned 90 degrees in less than one meter, while it's speed increased to Mach Six point six six.
Through the transparent titanium window in the missile's nose, optical sensors saw the embassy garage ahead of it and its brain selected one of the vehicles as the target for the TOM CLANCY terminal effect mode.
Two stories above the Garage, the CIS agents were feeding the corpses into the Embassy's classified material de-moleculerizer, which would reduce them to their constituent electrons and get rid of the evidence when the C-SMARM's sensors registered contact with the vehicle.
The C-SMARM's casing was made out of plastic C-431, which was intended to be a totally distengratable casing for secret covert operations such as this. Billions of dollars had been expended in creating the wonder-plastic.
C-431 was also sold outside of Shepistan as Greenstic; the miracle plastic that lasts decades in the sun, but once in the ground degrades in five years. Business was brisk due to environmentalists demanding it's use to minimize landfill space galaxywide.
Due to the Centrality embassy being evacuated due to a made up bomb threat, casualties were limited to the five CIS agents on the grounds as part of the emergency clean up team.
Three Hours Later
The Ambassador sat at a cheap fold-up desk inside one of the CIS safehouses nearby.
"So your fake made up bomb threat actually somehow managed to save us from an actual bomb? What are the chances of that?" he muttered to the head of CIS operations in the feeleeepens.
"Yessir. We think it was an attack by the Moro Sultanate Party..."
At that moment, a CIS agent burst into the room.
"Sir! Look at this!" he shouted, throwing the front page of the MAYNILAD BULLETIN onto the table.
THE MAYNILAD BULLETIN

{photo showing half-full weapons bay on Shepistani EDI drone taking up 1/4 of page}
MAYNILAD, Luz - A photo taken by the Bulletin's arts and society photographer Pewterschmidt Perker while exploring the nearby Shroomarcos Central Nature Preserve shows undisputably that Shepistan is operating combat drones in Feeleepini aerospace. What's more, the photos show that weapons have been expended by the Shepistani drones, possibly linking the Shepistani illict operations of heavily armed combat drones to the recent explosion in the Centrality Embassy among other places.
The Shepistani government has flatly denied that any drone operations exist...
"Those god-damn cocksuckers! They think they can blow up our embassy in Shepistan and then do it again?!?" shouted the ambassador, his face turning beet red, with a notable vein on his forehead pulsing.
One Hour Later
Pewterschmidt Perker smiled as he walked down the steps of the Maynilad Bulletin's building. It had all happened quite by accident. He'd been out trying to photograph the elusive Red-Banded Throapshucker with his DIKKON 500mm SHROOM-ZOOM lenses, when the drone had flown right over him. He had followed it until he reached a ridgeline that rose above the terrain enough for him to see the whole secret Shepistani airbase.
That'd gotten him a transfer out of the Arts and Society beat towards the more attractive foreign policy beat. He was already looking forth to covering places other than the shitty run down so-called social scene of Maynilad.
In fact, he was so engrossed in thinking over the possibilities of his future that he totally failed to notice someone walking up to him wearing a heavy tan duster.
The Shepistani Intelligence Service Operative saw the goddamned
reporter responsible for this whole fucking mess, just like their inside source in the Maynilad Bulletin, one Beddie Frock -- had told them.
Goddamn reporters, the SIS man repeated internally as he pulled the grenade out and tossed it in an overhanded throw.
It bounced off Perker's head before exploding in a white cloud.
As the SIS agent quickly exfiltrated, dumping his tan duster in the process, he could hear Perker's screams as the white phosphorous burned him alive.
Just like all goddamn lieberals deserve. the agent thought.