God On Trial

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-07 07:56pm

Oh, I know you're gonna like this, kids!

Imagine that God is being investigated by the District Attorney for the State of Reality... and that's you!

What are the charges, what is the evidence, and how do you plan your prosecution?

Have fun...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-07 09:03pm

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0268437

There's already a rather good movie about it.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-07 09:14pm

Charges

Crimes against humanity, countless murder charges

This is an open/shut case, he commited these acts by his own admission.

sentence:death by disbelief

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-08 12:20am

I'd say he could also be charged with unfair business practices (Being the only supreme being, while smiting others), and influencing countless crusaders to kill and televangelists to seperate morons from their money.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-08 12:41am

Class-action suits all over the place. Tort him to oblivion.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-08 02:44am

Would that be a strawberry tort, a cherry tort, or a rrrrraspberry tort?

Holy shit, what's wrong with me? Why can't I stop laughing?! Jesus! Off to bed, before I break something...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-08 03:19am

I'm thinking he would be tried for crimes against humanity as well as getting sued in civil cases.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-08 10:44am

Also, causing every death since creation and not preventing the use of nuclear weapons and biological agents.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-08 11:24am

Already been done by the Onion

Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide
http://www.theonion.com/onion3124/lordprovide.html

Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-08 11:47am

Yeah, right! Sue God...!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-09 03:16pm

where are his assets located?