This Month's Darkstar Chortle

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 2008-03-17 03:05pm

Bah, a threat would be me using his readily available home address to make a google map and send it to him with the caption "I'm coming to get you William Miller"

But of course, I don't really care about him enough to prank call him much less actually drive half way across the country to do something to him. But you can bet I just tossed a propane tank onto the raging bonfire that is his paranoia :p

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2008-03-17 04:15pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:Ooops! you just issued a death threat to Darkstar and/or WILGA! I'm also pretty sure that's slander or something under German law.

Watch them spin that into "Typical thuggish behaviour from SD.net and their SB lackeys!"

Hehehe! Amazing when you look at the FACT that Robert BEGAN the issuing death threats, way back on ASVS. He's issued at least two, and taken credit for "eliminating" his imaginary antagonist in real life.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2008-03-17 04:19pm

Thanatos wrote:Bah, a threat would be me using his readily available home address to make a google map and send it to him with the caption "I'm coming to get you William Miller"

But of course, I don't really care about him enough to prank call him much less actually drive half way across the country to do something to him. But you can bet I just tossed a propane tank onto the raging bonfire that is his paranoia :p

BTW, the address on the page Kynes set up isn't his real address. I'd bet the WHOIS registrars would be interested in that bit of info...

Scary that I know that though, isn't it? I wonder who I've been in contact with? Could it be someone that knows him in real life? Someone that loves the fact that I hound ol' Robert because he really is a fucktard in real life, too?

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 2008-03-17 04:55pm

BTW, the address on the page Kynes set up isn't his real address.

Bah, that will teach me for only doing a 3 second search.

The fact that he is *that* paranoid is hilarious though. Like someone is going to care enough about his life to do more than needle him. I'll note that Mike and Johan (among others) weren't chicken shit like that.

Scary that I know that though, isn't it? I wonder who I've been in contact with? Could it be someone that knows him in real life? Someone that loves the fact that I hound ol' Robert because he really is a fucktard in real life, too? Twisted Evil

You are a fantastic Classhole

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2008-03-17 05:22pm

Thanatos wrote:You are a fantastic Classhole

Why thank you!

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2008-03-19 06:36am

Darth Wong wrote:Remember that this is a guy who thinks that the Abu-Ghraib atrocities were committed by "lefty plants" who were trying to make America look bad.

Could anyone give a hint where it could be found? I'd love to entertain myself. That's seven different kinds of nuts. But then, it's the same guy who said Vader was born with metal stuff inside him so...

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2008-03-19 06:38am

Stas Bush wrote: Could anyone give a hint where it could be found? I'd love to entertain myself. That's seven different kinds of nuts. But then, it's the same guy who said Vader was born with metal stuff inside him so...

Check the second to last post on the previous page, I put up a link.

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2008-03-19 07:04am

Oh... wow. So RSA is a rabid Bush supporter. Could've guessed. Who's "son of ccn" or something? That guy is totally nuts too.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-03-19 10:47am

Stas Bush wrote: Oh... wow. So RSA is a rabid Bush supporter. Could've guessed. Who's "son of ccn" or something? That guy is totally nuts too.

Of course he's a Bush supporter. His ability to construct a fantasy version of the facts is unparalleled. I particularly like the way he analyzed UN statements using pretty much the same method he uses to analyze SW and ST, in order to conclude that the UN actually approved "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-03-19 11:39am

Okay, I just read it... Who is HBMC? On here, I mean?

Aratech · Post by **Aratech** » 2008-03-19 03:01pm

tim31 wrote:Okay, I just read it... Who is HBMC? On here, I mean?

He's a mod over at SB, big battletech fan, IIRC. Not sure of his status here.

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 2008-03-19 03:06pm

Okay, I just read it... Who is HBMC? On here, I mean?

Probably the one called HBMC

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-19 03:18pm

Lord Poe wrote:BTW, the address on the page Kynes set up isn't his real address. I'd bet the WHOIS registrars would be interested in that bit of info...

The phone number is the real one

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-19 03:27pm

The work phone that is.

I actually got banned from his "forum" in like 5 seconds for "Stalking"

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2008-03-19 05:33pm

MKSheppard wrote:The work phone that is. I actually got banned from his "forum" in like 5 seconds for "Stalking"

You know, for someone that was allegedly stalked by a killer in real life who framed him for discharing firearms in a woman's house, I have to wonder why he'd even sweat you.

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 2008-03-19 05:49pm

You know, for someone that was allegedly stalked by a killer in real life who framed him for discharing firearms in a woman's house

I would have paid money to have been at a trial when Darkstar presents that as his defense :p

"No really, it was my crazy stalker who looks like me that fired in her house in an effort to frame me!"

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-03-19 05:53pm

Lord Poe wrote:You know, for someone that was allegedly stalked by a killer in real life who framed him for discharing firearms in a woman's house, I have to wonder why he'd even sweat you.

Wait what, poe?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-19 06:09pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:You know, for someone that was allegedly stalked by a killer in real life who framed him for discharing firearms in a woman's house, I have to wonder why he'd even sweat you.
Wait what, poe?

Yes, who framed what now?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2008-03-19 10:53pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:You know, for someone that was allegedly stalked by a killer in real life who framed him for discharing firearms in a woman's house, I have to wonder why he'd even sweat you.
Wait what, poe?
Yes, who framed what now?

Wow, its been a while since I looked, but Kynes took down the RSA page he had about him. Too bad; it was hilarious. Anyway, you can read Robert's paranoid delusions here

Yes, there's a madman out there who, at last report, wanted my death for my interference in his plans to win back our mutual ex by way of framing me for such lovely items as the firing of automatic weapons into her home, engaging in mail fraud in an effort to get her fired, as well as many other entertaining events. Though the arrest seemed to slow him down, he is free and with a clear record, and as he likes to occasionally bother me online (where some of the drama unfolded), I prefer to keep as low a profile online as possible, with the exception of my personal website and a few writings at an anti-creationism website. Dalton, being a gentleman, acquiesced to my request that he remove my name from his site . . . I didn't bother asking Wayne, since I figured he'd either ignore me, use the above story to his own advantage, or else try to pull an Ian and help the madman out. What the madman has in financial resources he lacks in web savvy (though he is familiar with a Yahoo! search), so a little caution goes a long way.

Until now.

I must assume that Ian has been made aware of these facts, recently shared with another ASVS denizen . . . so, being the champion of honor and nobility that Ian is, he's decided to offer the madman one-stop shopping for all his stalking needs (even with some erroneous conclusions), so that the madman need not even bother trying to figure out where I work or my phone numbers, things which have eluded him thus far.

So yes, ladies and gentlemen . . . Ian has reached a new low. This has gone beyond Trek versus Wars . . . this isn't "I don't like you". He's actually attempting to get me killed, fired, or at the very least harassed to a far greater extent. I cannot begin to express how deeply disturbed I am at Ian's behavior.

Ian . . . remove the site.

If you don't, and if I should learn that your site has contributed in any way to any act against myself or my family, I will find you. This is not a threat. You want me gone from ASVS? Fine, I'm out. You want me to concede all my arguments? Fine, they're all conceded. If this is what it has takes for you to win, then I don't care to argue with you anyway.
Leave me and my family alone.

G2k

And note, this is the first death threat issued between Robert and the Warsies. And it is Robert who makes it.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-19 11:40pm

So, he conceeded the argument on all points way back then? Then what's the argument over?

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 2008-03-20 01:06am

the firing of automatic weapons into her home,

Wait, what?

As someone who has to constantly correct peoples ignorance of US gun law as it relates to automatic weapons, I have to call MASSIVE bullshit.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-03-20 02:30am

He could've meant semiautomatic, which is legal in parts of the US.

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 2008-03-20 03:05am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:He could've meant semiautomatic, which is legal in parts of the US.

Semiautomatic weapons are legal in every state. Automatic weapons made before 1986 are legal in most states but the regulations and massive legal hurtles for them make Darkstar's story ludicrous in the extreme.

I'm sure he meant to say automatic though, because bullshitters cannot help but go over the top when they lie.