New Star Wars vs Star Trek Channel

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-19 09:38pm

Yup, an all Star Wars vs Star Trek channel on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/Pleonasm222

Nothing new there (yet...stay tuned

) but the old favorites. I may move the "Trekmiss" vids there, too.

harbringer · Post by **harbringer** » 2007-10-20 10:07am

I don't know how I keep missing these things...... Thanks for letting us know it might be interesting given time for more posts

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-21 06:29am

New video added:

The Endor Holocaust

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-10-21 10:25am

Could've swore I subscribed to that one when you had to move one of your other videos over because of Dante.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 04:38am

Two more videos added:

Trekmiss 1 2007 Edition

Trekmiss 2 2007 Edition

New scenes!

Teleros · Post by **Teleros** » 2007-10-22 08:24am

Excellent stuff Poe

- especially comparing Han & Leia's accuracy to Trek accuracy at the end

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Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-10-22 11:24am

B-b-b-but Wayne, all those "apparent" misses were really hitting ships that are too far away to be seen

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 11:39am

Darth Servo wrote:B-b-b-but Wayne, all those "apparent" misses were really hitting ships that are too far away to be seen

Ah, the good old days! That's why I included Sisko's instruction, "Target the lead ships!"

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » 2007-10-22 03:34pm

Fun stuff. Believe it or not, I hadn't watched your Last Bastion series until now, and I chuckled, particularly at the line "What a wall of ignorance - he should drop his shields and use that instead!"

Good work, Lord Poe.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2007-10-22 05:04pm

Ah, Trekmiss. Fine stuff.

Although to be fair (I'm a TOS fanboy, even for the worst film) I still don't think Captain Klaa deserves to be there. When he misses the probe, I doubt he'd be using the ship's targeting, so much as seeing how he does with a scope and a gun, and when he fires on the Enterprise, it dodges by going into warp, rather than him simply missing.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 05:32pm

NecronLord wrote:Ah, Trekmiss. Fine stuff.

Although to be fair (I'm a TOS fanboy, even for the worst film) I still don't think Captain Klaa deserves to be there. When he misses the probe, I doubt he'd be using the ship's targeting, so much as seeing how he does with a scope and a gun, and when he fires on the Enterprise, it dodges by going into warp, rather than him simply missing.

Klaa is definitely using some kind of targeting; we see it when he looks into the scope.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-10-22 05:37pm

Even if he weren't using a targeting system, how hard can it be to hit a target from that range that isn't even attempting any evasive maneuvers?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 05:41pm

Darth Servo wrote:Even if he weren't using a targeting system, how hard can it be to hit a target from that range that isn't even attempting any evasive maneuvers?

According to the crew, for Klingons, it seem exceedingly difficult!

BTW:

From the diary of Robert Scott "Guardian 2000" "Darkstar" Anderson:

2000: That insufferable idiot Poe has updated his hilariously inept Trekmiss video. Though it has no substance his PR pandering to the masses may cause more people to join the conspiracy! Have to think of a way to counter this.

0330: Hah! After a mere 10 minutes of work i have triumphed. My Warsmiss video crushes the the insane Trekmiss video at every point as well as backing up all my arguments AND proving Wong's site to be a pile of fallacies. However, while i was working some warsie must have slipped into my house and altered my clock as it now says it is half past three in the morning, as if crushing Poe could take that long! Gah! They must have slipped a sleeping pill into my drink as well as i am feeling tired, perhaps these warsies are more resourceful than i thought. No matter i will crush their arguments tommorow!

ROTFLMAO!! I forgot how much fun this used to be. So glad Dalton kept this stuff! Almost makes me want to put my Darkstar page back up.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2007-10-22 05:57pm

Lord Poe wrote:Klaa is definitely using some kind of targeting; we see it when he looks into the scope.

I hate you.

I'm going to have to watch it now.

Peptuck · Post by **Peptuck** » 2007-10-22 05:58pm

0330: Hah! After a mere 10 minutes of work i have triumphed. My Warsmiss video crushes the the insane Trekmiss video at every point as well as backing up all my arguments AND proving Wong's site to be a pile of fallacies. However, while i was working some warsie must have slipped into my house and altered my clock as it now says it is half past three in the morning, as if crushing Poe could take that long! Gah! They must have slipped a sleeping pill into my drink as well as i am feeling tired, perhaps these warsies are more resourceful than i thought. No matter i will crush their arguments tommorow!

O.o

(no matter how hard I try, I can't get image tags to work >.>)

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 06:04pm

Peptuck wrote:

(no matter how hard I try, I can't get image tags to work >.>)

You have to use , not

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-10-22 06:05pm

[ img = pasteurlhere ] text for link [ / img ]

Remove spaces, obviously. The tooltip for the IMG button gives you the format.

And what the fuck IS this shit. That guy is getting WORSE.

Peptuck · Post by **Peptuck** » 2007-10-22 06:09pm

Lord Poe wrote:
Peptuck wrote:

(no matter how hard I try, I can't get image tags to work >.>)
You have to use , not

Weird. Everytime I use the tags in preview, I always end up with the URL.

Revan's Fire · Post by **Revan's Fire** » 2007-10-22 06:14pm

Those don't count! You members of the vast Warsie conspiracy cannot hope to understand that in those scenes, the sheer ammount of EW and ECM would cripple any Star Wars ship beyond total repair!....[/rabid Trektard]

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-10-22 06:18pm

Stark wrote:[ img = pasteurlhere ] text for link [ / img ]

Remove spaces, obviously. The tooltip for the IMG button gives you the format.

And what the fuck IS this shit. That guy is getting WORSE.

No, there is no equal sign. The link goes between the two tags.

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Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-10-22 06:19pm

Oh yeah that's for justification. BAH!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 06:25pm

Stark wrote:And what the fuck IS this shit. That guy is getting WORSE.

That's a parody, dude. We used to do it all the time on ASVS. I think that was written a few years ago!

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-10-22 06:26pm

Lord Poe wrote:That's a parody, dude. We used to do it all the time on ASVS. I think that was written a few years ago!

Double self-ownage? Clearly a conspiracy!

I need the platypus emoticon.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-10-22 06:26pm

NecronLord wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Klaa is definitely using some kind of targeting; we see it when he looks into the scope.
I hate you.

I'm going to have to watch it now.

I'd upload the clip if I were home. I'd also say PWNED!!! if I were a little twat that uses that phrase.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-10-22 08:47pm

Lord Poe wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Klaa is definitely using some kind of targeting; we see it when he looks into the scope.
I hate you.

I'm going to have to watch it now.
I'd upload the clip if I were home. I'd also say PWNED!!! if I were a little twat that uses that phrase.

I see that Youtube Atheist Drama has gotten to you too.