I really, really want them to implement this for the pure amusement of seeing the toilet automatically flush, play music and open the stall doors while someone is still shitting on the john.(Fort Lauderdale, Florida) Fort Lauderdale's Mayor wants the city to fork out a quarter-million dollars for a toilet he claims will put an end to gay sex that he says is rampant in public washrooms on the beach, even though the police department denies there is a problem.
Mayor Jim Naugle has spent the better part of a decade fighting what he has claimed to be an attempt by gays to take over Fort Lauderdale. He has consistently fought all LGBT rights ordinances that have come before city commissioners.
Now he's turning his attention on the beach - long a favorite of gay tourists who bring millions of dollars into the city each year.
Naugle says that "homosexual activity" is plaguing public restrooms at the beach.
The conservative Christian mayor tells the Sun-Sentinel that the washrooms are pickup places for gays. "They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex," he said.
"We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he told the paper "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."
The police department, however, tells the paper that sex in bathrooms isn't a major problem.
Sgt. Frank Sousa. tells the Sun-Sentinel that while there may once have been a problem it isn't today.
"There's no evidence, no reports or arrests made for any men having sex in any restrooms," Sousa told the paper.
Nevertheless, Naugle wants the city to buy a portable bathroom called a "robo-john" and have it placed on the beach at Sebastian Street an area popular with gay sunbathers.
The "robo-john" allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens.
According to Naugle it isn't enough time for "illegal sex".
Cost of the device: $250,000.
The mayor says the restroom is already in use, although not as an intended deterrent to sexual activity, in Atlanta, Seattle and New York.
In addition to having a door that stays closed only a few minutes it plays music and cleans the seat automatically.
The City Commission still has to vote on whether to buy it.
Fort Lauderdale Mayor Seeks Robotic Toilets To Curb Gays
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I'd like to see this assclown have to face down the fact that it's likely a majority of heterosexual sex going on in the bathroom.
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But that's all good. A good, upstanding Christian wouldn't dream of engaging in the holy act of intercourse outside the home, anyway.Oni Koneko Damien wrote:I'd like to see this assclown have to face down the fact that it's likely a majority of heterosexual sex going on in the bathroom.
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How is it possible for someone to finish their business on the toilet in less time than it takes for a guy to get off, let alone TWO guys together? Isn't that, like, actually the opposite?
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You win the thread.The Duchess of Zeon wrote:How is it possible for someone to finish their business on the toilet in less time than it takes for a guy to get off, let alone TWO guys together? Isn't that, like, actually the opposite?
It's even true. I'm not personally a long-duration shitter, but some folks certainly are. I bet the city will love the lawsuits that come raining down when people start getting exposed on the can.
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Wow, I'm so glad I don't live there anymore.
This isn't even merely stupid, it's incredibly obtuse. Not to mention that it's literally a flushing of millions down the toilet.
This isn't even merely stupid, it's incredibly obtuse. Not to mention that it's literally a flushing of millions down the toilet.
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This is the guy they want to use to win over "young people?" Are they completely daft? I'd rather vote for a pile of shit than a Jesus freak social regressive.
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$250,000 for a fucking port-a-potty?
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Epic stupid on so many levels. If this insanity actually goes through, I hope it bites him on the ass so bad. I think I'd pretend to be shitting a long time just to see if I could file such a suit. It's insane.
If anything, the backlash from this might get a few gay couples to go in just to see if they can beat the time before the door swings open. That'll help, for sure.
If anything, the backlash from this might get a few gay couples to go in just to see if they can beat the time before the door swings open. That'll help, for sure.
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The Mayor of Ft. Lauderdale is clearly delusional. From were does he get the idea that gay sex is rampant in public bathrooms? The police are saying that there's no evidence, so did Mr. Mayor read it in the Bible or something? The best part of, course, is his silly idea that taking a shit is shorter than having sex. Fucking could easily be done in less than five minutes, while I know someone who usually takes at least 10 minutes and sometimes as many as 20 to defecate and clean himself afterward.
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What's gonna be truly hilarious will be the debate in city council.
"Your honor, it is my position that five minutes is not enough to take a proper dump. This robot-toilet is a bad idea because it needlessly risks indecent exposure to innocent people!"
"That's not true! I only take three minutes to crap!"
"Gentelmen, may I propose the city sponsors a study to determine the average crapping duration of its citizens? There is no need to fight when we can get hard data!"
"Your honor, it is my position that five minutes is not enough to take a proper dump. This robot-toilet is a bad idea because it needlessly risks indecent exposure to innocent people!"
"That's not true! I only take three minutes to crap!"
"Gentelmen, may I propose the city sponsors a study to determine the average crapping duration of its citizens? There is no need to fight when we can get hard data!"
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When the door flies open and 6 different people see you wiping your ass, take comfort in knowing the system is doing the work of JESUS!DPDarkPrimus wrote:So how about people with legitimate medical conditions like myself who might take a good while to relieve themselves?
On a more serious note, who exactly is this system protecting? Oh sure, little Johnny might be a little disturbed hearing the grunts of two different voices coming from the porta-potty he waiting to use, but I think he might be just a little more disturbed when the door flies open and he's witness to a guy pounding another in the ass.
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I hope the douchebag mayor has to use these robotoilets for the rest of his fucking life. Better yet, have GWB or Darth Cheney visit Fort Lauderdale...
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No, no, no! You're getting it all wrong!Temjin wrote: On a more serious note, who exactly is this system protecting? Oh sure, little Johnny might be a little disturbed hearing the grunts of two different voices coming from the porta-potty he waiting to use, but I think he might be just a little more disturbed when the door flies open and he's witness to a guy pounding another in the ass.
The filthy gays are going to be scared to death of their perversion being exposed for the world to see, and thus will not ever have sex in public restrooms anymore! Even though they probably didn't, anyway, but what do the police know? They just keep peace in the city, they don't know anything about the holy battle that is fought every day.
Now, sarcasm aside, that's just a bad fucking idea. Solves no problems, introduces others. Speed-crapping produces lovely messes, it does.
And the 250 thousand bucks could be better spent on, I don't know, public transit, lifeguards or strippers and prostitutes for the mayor. Maybe he'd stop being so fucking cranky.
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What does it say about Ft Lauderdale's resident population that this idiot was elected in the first place? I have a hard time believing that such a rabid homophobe would have kept this attitude a secret during the election.
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