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Dedicated to all you heathens, which includes just about all of you. 8)

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Do I want to know what that is?
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data_link wrote:Do I want to know what that is?
I guess that all depends on your religious proclivities. :twisted:

If, however, you just have a good sense of humor, I think you'll enjoy at least checking it out.
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The phrase "Oh my fucking god" takes on an all new meaning. :shock:
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If it isn't work friendly, I wont click it. :evil:
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For those frightened to click the link, it's various dildos shaped in the likeness of certain religious figures.
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What the...? Now this is sick! How can people have a good time with Jesus? Or for that matte,r Buda?
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Yogi wrote:For those frightened to click the link, it's various dildos shaped in the likeness of certain religious figures.
Shit, I'm an Atheist, and even I'm uneasy about the concept. Sounds like automatic damnation to me.
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Nice! One of the best things I've seen since the virgin Mary and Jesus blowup dolls I found while working at Customs. That was some weird stuff and the religious fundies at my work had a stroke when I showed them the "blasphemous" dolls. I spent the rest of that day giggling uncontrollably.
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How very, odd. :shock:
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aerius wrote:Nice! One of the best things I've seen since the virgin Mary and Jesus blowup dolls I found while working at Customs. That was some weird stuff and the religious fundies at my work had a stroke when I showed them the "blasphemous" dolls. I spent the rest of that day giggling uncontrollably.
Thank you for sharing that. It's made my day.
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Yogi wrote:For those frightened to click the link, it's various dildos shaped in the likeness of certain religious figures.
Well, that got me to click away.

Too bad they cost so much, otherwise they'd make a great gag gift.
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What. The. Fuck.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

*shudders* .......throw it in HOLY water
.....anyone thinking to bring that to a church?

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I can't help but think of that poll somebody posted, asking how many men had gotten a girl to call out to Jesus with a dick in her ass.

Of course, in this case, it would be backwards: a girl calling out to you, with Jesus in her ass :)
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That would be me, and the irony is appreciated.
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That stuff is very strange. Bad no but very strange.
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