Let's say that you HAD to be a Christian...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-03 03:01am

DW. how about a list of alternate Dieties not as evil as Jehovah?

In fact I'm going to make a point of producing that list.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-03 03:05am

NecronLord wrote:DW. how about a list of alternate Dieties not as evil as Jehovah?

In fact I'm going to make a point of producing that list.

I think that's going to be a long list. Might be faster trying to come up deities that are more evil. After all, how many deities are there that commit genocide multiple times?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 03:09am

Shiva, the Destroyer. That one commits the supreme genocide.

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2002-12-03 05:00am

Darth Wong wrote:Is there a Christian sect which praises the holines of anal sex?

Would it be tasteless to bring up Catholic Priests?

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2002-12-03 09:18am

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Is there a Christian sect which praises the holines of anal sex?
Would it be tasteless to bring up Catholic Priests?

Probably, but you're a half page late anyway.

Guess I'd have to be a Non-denomination Liberal, unless one's allowed to turn to the target of heaven's propaganda campaign for the past few thousand years.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-03 10:32am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Shiva, the Destroyer. That one commits the supreme genocide.

More than once?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-03 02:29pm

I'd go back to being a Baptist.

Why? If you have to ask, you have never been to a Black Church.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-03 02:35pm

At least they make it fun when they bask in the suffering of sinners in Hell.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-03 03:00pm

Easy, Church of England, the pansy religion.

CAKE OR DEATH!!!!!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-03 03:10pm

Cake, please.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-03 05:27pm

I am technically Catholic, although I don't really buy into some of the more dogmatic thinkings.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-03 05:30pm

No, I'm sorry, we're out of cake.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-03 05:33pm

Didn't think there'd be such a rush for cake, eh?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-03 05:38pm

Oh, I'll let you off this time - yopu're lucky I'm Church of England

</eddie izzard> 'coz I've forgotton it all

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-03 05:40pm

Eddie Izzard is hysterical.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-03 05:40pm

Oh, I'll let you off this time - you're lucky I'm Church of England

</eddie izzard> 'coz I've forgotton it all

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2002-12-03 08:34pm

I would be a Homerist.

"Help me Jeebus!"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-12-03 08:48pm

Catholic? nope
Baptist? nope
First Assembly of God? hell no
Suicide? yep

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 08:56pm

neoolong wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Shiva, the Destroyer. That one commits the supreme genocide.
More than once?

Once is more than enough. She wipes it all life.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-03 09:05pm

I was Fundie and I will never walk back too Christainity again. I'd rather take my chanches being air dropped over everest in my short without a parachute...and I'd take more pleasure out of it knowin I'm not Chridtain and never will be again.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-03 09:40pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Shiva, the Destroyer. That one commits the supreme genocide.
More than once?
Once is more than enough. She wipes it all life.

Ah but God not only kills most of them, but leaves a few to reproduce, so he can kill more later. He is such a frigging bastard.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-04 12:28am

Shiva is the destroyer of worlds, i'll give you that, but he is not destroyer in the evil sense, hes destroyer in the sense that you cant recreate the universe again if it still exists. Shiva is like the fire that burns down the forest, so it may grow fertile again. In the dance of destruction, he even kicks the asses of demons and plays music, so they say.

And as for what denomination i'd be, i'd be the one thats converting out of christianity. that, or satanism if you are one to consider that a denomination of christianity.