Chick made a new one...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-12-02 06:18pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5019/5019_01.asp

Crymmy like the rest...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-12-02 06:25pm

Punk Dies, Punk Goes to Hell, Punk could have gotten into Heavan despite all the eviles things if he confessed

Get out of Jailism!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-02 06:30pm

But that's the whole point of Christianity isn't it really, the get-out-of-jailism other people call repentance?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-02 06:38pm

Why do you think some Christians are able to do so much crap. Because of the Get Out of Jail Free Card that they get through religion.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-02 08:24pm

If anything religion shouldn't be a get out of jail free card. People who are part of a religious order should be made to pay for their crimes in life for eternity or until they have paid the price. Us atheists just die.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-02 08:29pm

So far, Chick has attacked Islam, Bhuddism, Judaism, Caholicism, Homosexuality, Rock Music, Swearing, Evolution, Dungeons and Dragons, Premarital Sex, and the whole time, depicting non-Christians as immoral, arrogant, and foolish. Who knows what he's going to come up with next.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-02 09:00pm

He's probably going to attack Christians that aren't Christian enough.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-02 09:15pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So far, Chick has attacked Islam, Bhuddism, Judaism, Caholicism, Homosexuality, Rock Music, Swearing, Evolution, Dungeons and Dragons, Premarital Sex, and the whole time, depicting non-Christians as immoral, arrogant, and foolish. Who knows what he's going to come up with next.

he's attacked the catholics, too.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-02 09:17pm

He's probably going to attack Christians that aren't Christian enough.

Already has.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-02 09:27pm

Give him 2 more weeks, I swear to god there'll be a tract out about Harry Potter.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-02 09:30pm

He hasn't attacked atheis,m on a whole yet. His most logical target.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-02 09:56pm

Do you think he'll ever attack people for driving SUVs?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-12-02 10:10pm

We need to make a list of people he HASN'T attacked. It will shrink rapidly, but at least let it exist for reference.

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-02 10:29pm

That was typical of the garbage those people put out. Stupidest thing
I've seen in awhile.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-02 10:34pm

So far I think he's skipped pedophiles and necrophiles. He probably just doesn't want to draw it. How about Communists and Zoroastrians?

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-02 10:50pm

the pedophiles are in the Chick tract "Doom Town," about Sodom, along with transvestites. One thing you'll notice if you can look at it without your eyeballs bleeding: he makes mention of the fact that when the mob comes to Lot's door with the intention of raping the two angels visiting his house, he offers them his 2 virgin daughters instead. Now, this leads me to wonder...

WHAT KIND OF SICK FATHER OFFERS HIS DAUGHTERS TO A RAPE GANG?!

*takes a deep breath*

Okay, I've got that out of my system. Think Jack Chick will ever explain *that* one for us?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-02 11:20pm

I HATE this shit.

Turn or Burn, that's what they say. Always. In your ear 24 hpurs a day seven days a week.

I knwo this guy whose first three wpords to me are "Turn or burn!"

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-12-02 11:34pm

Coyote wrote:So far I think he's skipped pedophiles and necrophiles. He probably just doesn't want to draw it. How about Communists and Zoroastrians?

He's done Communists, too. I think Zoroaster is a bit too small to gain his attention.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-12-02 11:59pm

beyond hope wrote:WHAT KIND OF SICK FATHER OFFERS HIS DAUGHTERS TO A RAPE GANG?!

A "good and righteous" father.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 12:02am

Don't forget it was a homosexual rape gang.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-03 12:06am

Actually, the Biblical characterization is that the Sodomites would jump on anything that would hold still long enough (or that they could pin down.) His daughters are just lucky the crowd didn't take him up on it.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 12:07am

Additionally: What kind of father would allows his family to live in aplce like that? And what kind of father would want to protect the degenerates in there?

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-03 12:11am

the same sort that leaves his sons alone with a priest...

*ducks*

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-03 12:13am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Don't forget it was a homosexual rape gang.

See? Smart Dad. The daughters would have been safe.

(sarcasm)

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-12-03 09:02am

If heaven is full of people that fit Chick's point of view, I'd RATHER go to hell!

"So, how's that lava bath?"
"Excuciating. How about you?"
"I got an ass full of hot coals"
"Really?"
"Yep, filled with red hot coals."
"You Lucky Bastard"
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