UFP Presidential Election
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UFP Presidential Election
Just for fun: It's election time in the Federation. It's time to elect a President!
For the sake of what-the-hell-ness, I'm going to use U.S. political parties.
Please vote, and have fun! - Romulan Nemesis
For the sake of what-the-hell-ness, I'm going to use U.S. political parties.
Please vote, and have fun! - Romulan Nemesis
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Re: UFP Presidential Election
Sisko: Strong defense ( All Sisko has to do is put himself in a suicidal position and the Prophets will make the bad guys disappear), The speeches would probably be very boring though.
Janeway: She'll go down in history as "Janeway the Terrible", what with killing people who really piss her off, violating the Prime Directive to suit her own twisted sense of morals, and making new races and civilizations enemies from the point of first contact.
Archer: Aside from his anti-"Alien Nazi" stance, he'll be a peacemaker extending the olive branch to enemies and preaching togetherness.
More than likely Sisko and Archer would be no more interesting than the average president.
Janeway would go down as the worst president ever in the history of interstellar civilization
Janeway: She'll go down in history as "Janeway the Terrible", what with killing people who really piss her off, violating the Prime Directive to suit her own twisted sense of morals, and making new races and civilizations enemies from the point of first contact.
Archer: Aside from his anti-"Alien Nazi" stance, he'll be a peacemaker extending the olive branch to enemies and preaching togetherness.
More than likely Sisko and Archer would be no more interesting than the average president.
Janeway would go down as the worst president ever in the history of interstellar civilization
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Ah! You made me vote Republican! I feel dirty!
Nah, I've voted Republican once or twice, and I definately trust Sisko more than Janeway or Archer. Janeway would just fuck up everything and Archer would simultaneously increase torture of US prisoners while signing peace treaties with the North Koreans and Iranians.[/i]
Nah, I've voted Republican once or twice, and I definately trust Sisko more than Janeway or Archer. Janeway would just fuck up everything and Archer would simultaneously increase torture of US prisoners while signing peace treaties with the North Koreans and Iranians.[/i]
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Re: UFP Presidential Election
Sure she isn't a Republican?FedRebel wrote: Janeway: She'll go down in history as "Janeway the Terrible", what with killing people who really piss her off, violating the Prime Directive to suit her own twisted sense of morals, and making new races and civilizations enemies from the point of first contact.
I'd vote for Archer. Who knows, maybe he does become the first UFP President.
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Re: UFP Presidential Election
He did, atleast according to the Defiant's computer in IaMD Part 2Aya wrote: I'd vote for Archer. Who knows, maybe he does become the first UFP President.
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Heh, I was thinking of doing a similar vote in PSW.
NO! Not Janeway. Not Archer.
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Sorry dude, better the devil you know over the devil you don't.
Sisko! Go GOP!
NO! Not Janeway. Not Archer.
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Sorry dude, better the devil you know over the devil you don't.
Sisko! Go GOP!
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
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Hmm, maybe Sisko.....
If Picard was up there, but he's not......
Hell, I'm going with Nader.
If Picard was up there, but he's not......
Hell, I'm going with Nader.
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Err, the LAST thing the Federation needs is even more pacifism and demilitarization. What they need is somebody like Mark Sheppard to get into power for a while and give them some balls.FedRebel wrote:Picard: Like Archer he'll be known as a peacemaker, his platform would primarily be that of pacifism and demilitarization.
I'll go with Sisko.
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I'd like to nominate Hikaru Sulu.
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"Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence...Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race." - Calvin Coolidge
"If you're falling off a cliff you may as well try to fly, you've got nothing to lose." - John Sheridan (Babylon 5)
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Am I so evil I read this as UPF Presidental Elections?
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