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Mrs. CmdrWilkens wrote:I can't remember what its from, but, "You like me, you really like me!"
Its classically cheesey now as its been overly mocked to death.
Sally Field's gushing over winning her Oscar for Best Actress in Norma Rae, 1980
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"I am Yu-Law, nobody's bitch!" Jet Li, The One.
Instant camp classic.

"In the words of my generation, UP YOURS!" Randy Quaid, Independence Day.
Fucking cringe-inducing.

"Your mama!" Halle Berry, Die Another Day.
She tries to act ghetto, but fails.
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"Your mama!" Halle Berry, Die Another Day.
She tries to act ghetto, but fails.
Pretty much every line from that movie is trash, and hers doubly so.
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm, X-Men

I think this one is a contender for the number one spot.
I thought it was like this.
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... It croaks"
"Ha ha! Yes, Mark Evans is back, suckers, and he's the key to everything! He's the Half Blood Prince, he's Harry's Great-Aunt, he's the Heir of Gryffindor, he lives up the Pillar of Storgé and he owns the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk!" - J.K. Rowling
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Um ... no. "It croaks" might have been considered clever.
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Pretty much anything that the orcish goblins in the movie Legend says. :x Why, oh why, must everything they say rhyme? It sounds so... cheesy...
Ah, fuck it, that whole movie is one huge cheese: Satan wants to kill unicorns in the forest, because "the sun is his destroyer" (say cheese); Tom Cruise and the princess Lili accidentally allow one of the two unicorns to get killed, instantly bringing forth the winter (why?); Lili and the other unicorn is kidnapped by Satan's orchish hobbits, and a pig; Tom Cruise, some good hobbits and a mostly naked boy with long ears rescue the princess and kill Satan. Oh, and there's a fairy too.
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This one's from "The Big Sleep" (Bogart and Bacall)


"You know how to whistle don't you?"
"Why sure....just part your lips and blow.."
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xBlackFlash wrote:This one's from "The Big Sleep" (Bogart and Bacall)


"You know how to whistle don't you?"
"Why sure....just part your lips and blow.."
No, that's from To Have And Have Not (1944) and is one of the classic lines of movie dialogue.
When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
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People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House

Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
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Anakin's sand speech to Padme in AOTC.
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"The Iceman Cometh!"- Batman and Robin
"Yessss!"- Star Trek: Generations
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Good cheese: Army of Darkness, pretty much any damn line.
Bad cheese: Matrix Revulsions, pretty much every damned Shatner-on-acid line.

My favourite cheese: Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade,

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Patrick Degan wrote:
xBlackFlash wrote:This one's from "The Big Sleep" (Bogart and Bacall)


"You know how to whistle don't you?"
"Why sure....just part your lips and blow.."
No, that's from To Have And Have Not (1944) and is one of the classic lines of movie dialogue.
Oh, my bad..I was almost positive that was the right one. Ah well...:slaps self:
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Patrick Degan wrote:
Mrs. CmdrWilkens wrote:I can't remember what its from, but, "You like me, you really like me!"
Its classically cheesey now as its been overly mocked to death.
Sally Field's gushing over winning her Oscar for Best Actress in Norma Rae, 1980
Jim Carrey also parodied it in The Mask.
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I just thought of one, the majority of Independence Day. Think of all that fat lady crap.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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