Bad uniforms

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2004-10-27 07:21pm

Alyeska wrote:Same with the new dress uniforms.

You mean those butt-ugly white POSs???

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2004-10-27 09:49pm

Enterprise uniforms are the best in my opinion.

Simplistic, Practical, good deal of pockets, and on flag officers TIES! Real ties at that.

If there was a bit more distiction between officer's uniforms and lower ranking person's uniforms (say tie and belt for all officers), they would be perfect. But they are good as they are.

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2004-10-27 09:57pm

I was watching "Encounter at Farpoint" the other day, and Q showed up in WW2 US Marine uniform, and Picard called it a costume. It wasn't the Marine utilities, but it was a thousand times better than pjs TNG people wear.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-10-28 10:20am

Darth Servo wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Same with the new dress uniforms.
You mean those butt-ugly white POSs???

you'd rather have the manskirts back?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2004-10-28 11:15am

Darth Servo wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Same with the new dress uniforms.
You mean those butt-ugly white POSs???

Those white dress uniforms were far better looking then the POS DRESS looking dress uniforms.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2004-10-28 11:22am

IMO this is the uniform styling I think they should be using.

For a basic uniform for officers take the TNG Movie era uniform and modify it slightly. Give it some pockets and make it an obvious two piece. For the Class-A officers uniform take the TOS movie era uniform and modify it somewhat giving it pockets as well as changing the color style to a darker color to match the TNG Movie uniforms. Rather then make it Red as primary, go Black and Grey but have elements of the department color integrated (red, blue, gold). Take the TNG movie era dress uniform and modify it so its an obvious two piece and use that for dress uniforms.

For the enlisted stick with the TOS movie era, give it more utility pockets, and darken the color scheme, also give it departmental colors.

Engineering will wear their specific uniform as shown in the TOS movies specialized for their dangerous work.

Of course specific uniforms for pilots, security, and what not will need to be developed.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-10-28 11:23am

Alyeska wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Same with the new dress uniforms.
You mean those butt-ugly white POSs???
Those white dress uniforms were far better looking then the POS DRESS looking dress uniforms.

True, only Gene Roddenberry would come up with a dress uniform that's ACTUALLY A FUCKING DRESS. I still can't believe he did that.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-10-28 11:51am

Darth_Zod wrote:<snip> ...and unlike the uniforms in TNG, the uniforms in the ToS movies actually had pockets.

The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-10-28 01:00pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:<snip> ...and unlike the uniforms in TNG, the uniforms in the ToS movies actually had pockets.
The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?

These are Roddenberry-ized men you're talking about. They don't get erections unless they're either possessed by evil spirits or influenced by some kind of strange radiation. I think they reproduce by using transporters to beam their lifeless sperm into their wives' dry vaginas.

andrewgpaul · Post by **andrewgpaul** » 2004-10-28 01:04pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:<snip> ...and unlike the uniforms in TNG, the uniforms in the ToS movies actually had pockets.
The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?

duct taped to the inside of their legs

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-10-28 01:17pm

andrewgpaul wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:<snip> ...and unlike the uniforms in TNG, the uniforms in the ToS movies actually had pockets.
The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?
duct taped to the inside of their legs

. . .
ouch

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2004-10-28 01:37pm

Not exactly uniforms...but every last one of us here has got to acknowledge one of the most bizarre choices in clothing ever made in the history of Star Trek; the Ilia Probe's bathrobe/dress/whatever in ST:TMP. Not that I'm complaining. They could have put her in another pastel jumpsuit (pink perhaps?). I just wish she had hair.

On an unrelated note, I'm not sure if I would be able to bring myself to fuck a bald woman, even if she was a Deltan with that hormone crap or whatever it is they do.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-10-28 05:12pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:<snip> ...and unlike the uniforms in TNG, the uniforms in the ToS movies actually had pockets.
The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?
These are Roddenberry-ized men you're talking about. They don't get erections unless they're either possessed by evil spirits or influenced by some kind of strange radiation. I think they reproduce by using transporters to beam their lifeless sperm into their wives' dry vaginas.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2004-10-29 12:16am

andrewgpaul wrote:duct taped to the inside of their legs

Do females have to duct tape their nipples as well?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-10-31 09:06am

Darth Wong wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:<snip> ...and unlike the uniforms in TNG, the uniforms in the ToS movies actually had pockets.
The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?
These are Roddenberry-ized men you're talking about. They don't get erections unless they're either possessed by evil spirits or influenced by some kind of strange radiation. I think they reproduce by using transporters to beam their lifeless sperm into their wives' dry vaginas.

Notice that the horny (Pon-Farr) Vulcan in ST:VOY didn't get erection either. Is it just something in Vulcan reproductive system, or maybe Starfleet uniform has some kind of "erection-surpressing" mechanism?

(ouch that's hurt!)

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-10-31 11:08am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: The lack of pockets is one thing, but everytime I see those spandex, form-fitting "military" TNG uniforms, I couldn't help but frown; what if the person wearing it get a sudden erection? I mean, how would he hide it from the surrounding peers?
These are Roddenberry-ized men you're talking about. They don't get erections unless they're either possessed by evil spirits or influenced by some kind of strange radiation. I think they reproduce by using transporters to beam their lifeless sperm into their wives' dry vaginas.
Notice that the horny (Pon-Farr) Vulcan in ST:VOY didn't get erection either. Is it just something in Vulcan reproductive system, or maybe Starfleet uniform has some kind of "erection-surpressing" mechanism? (ouch that's hurt!)

Why am I suddenly picturing the chastity belt from Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-10-31 11:58am

Stormbringer wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: These are Roddenberry-ized men you're talking about. They don't get erections unless they're either possessed by evil spirits or influenced by some kind of strange radiation. I think they reproduce by using transporters to beam their lifeless sperm into their wives' dry vaginas.
Notice that the horny (Pon-Farr) Vulcan in ST:VOY didn't get erection either. Is it just something in Vulcan reproductive system, or maybe Starfleet uniform has some kind of "erection-surpressing" mechanism? (ouch that's hurt!)
Why am I suddenly picturing the chastity belt from Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

*MEN* chastity belt. The worst torturing device ever invented

Now if you excuse me, I need to shake off the image out of my head