Kirk vs Sisco

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2004-04-24 06:21pm

Alternative to the Kirk vs Picard battle. Assume each has an Avenger / Miranda class starship with no special crews.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-04-24 07:03pm

I'm not sure there's enough room in one universe for both their overacting at once. Spacetime is torn in two via some kind of quantom singularity, no one wins.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-04-24 08:18pm

Kitsune wrote:Alternative to the Kirk vs Picard battle. Assume each has an Avenger / Miranda class starship with no special crews.

This one goes to Sisko. He's got that almost fanatical intensity during the later seasons of DS9. He even fired biogenic warheads into a Maquis colony to stop Eddington. In comparison, the worst Kirk ever did was stab his enemies in the back.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-24 09:27pm

It also bears mentioning that Sisko actually served on a Miranda class.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2004-04-24 11:26pm

Metrion Cascade wrote:It also bears mentioning that Sisko actually served on a Miranda class.

Well, the Miranda is also closest to the connie in general configuration. Lets be nice, we will give Sisco a Miranda and Kirk a Connie but not the Enterprise

Winston Blake · Post by **Winston Blake** » 2004-04-24 11:33pm

They would both sit there exchanging heated (yet PG-13) words before engaging in a vicious battle with lots of twinklers and lightballs.

Then for no apparent reason other than sloppy writing, they would both beam down to a nearby planet, hit each other with phaser rifles instead of shooting each other, and just when you think Kirk's had enough, Sisko accidentally rips Kirk's shirt.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-24 11:43pm

Kitsune wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:It also bears mentioning that Sisko actually served on a Miranda class.
Well, the Miranda is also closest to the connie in general configuration. Lets be nice, we will give Sisco a Miranda and Kirk a Connie but not the Enterprise

The Connie doesn't have the military bias of the Miranda. And it's a hell of a lot less robust structurally.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-04-25 02:59am

I think this was done before . I recall posting a thread about this.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-25 08:20am

Sisko takes it. Kirk isn't as aggressive as Sisko. Kirk may be sneakier but sneakyness doesn't do you a lot of good when your dead, and you ship floats broken in half.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2004-04-25 02:34pm

Metrion Cascade wrote: The Connie doesn't have the military bias of the Miranda. And it's a hell of a lot less robust structurally.

I was suggesting it to see if he would do better, if not.....never mind

Post by **Steve** » 2004-04-25 04:28pm

Winston Blake wrote:They would both sit there exchanging heated (yet PG-13) words before engaging in a vicious battle with lots of twinklers and lightballs.

Then for no apparent reason other than sloppy writing, they would both beam down to a nearby planet, hit each other with phaser rifles instead of shooting each other, and just when you think Kirk's had enough, Sisko accidentally rips Kirk's shirt.

Unfortunately, if it's Bald Sisko, even Kirk's ripped shirt's not enough to overcome the Hawk factor. Bald Sisko simply channels Hawk (From Spenser For Hire) and his badassness prevails.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-04-25 06:49pm

I can't believe this thread. Kirk would win easily.

Sisko is a hothead and at times out of control. Kirk would easily push his buttons, Sisko would over extend himself, and Kirk would smack him down.

Murazor · Post by **Murazor** » 2004-04-26 10:40am

Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm not sure there's enough room in one universe for both their overacting at once. Spacetime is torn in two via some kind of quantom singularity, no one wins.

The universe is far stronger than you think. It resisted Palpatine "Dark Evil Overlord" (TM) thing and Anakin-Amidala "Love Story". Although barely, it will survive this.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-04-26 03:52pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm not sure there's enough room in one universe for both their overacting at once. Spacetime is torn in two via some kind of quantom singularity, no one wins.

This can be dismissed as the universe managed to survive the DS9 remake of the tribble episode.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-04-26 06:15pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm not sure there's enough room in one universe for both their overacting at once. Spacetime is torn in two via some kind of quantom singularity, no one wins.
This can be dismissed as the universe managed to survive the DS9 remake of the tribble episode.

but that wasn't Sisko overacting. It was Sisko pertty much worshipping his idol.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-04-26 07:22pm

Are we talking a DS9 era Miranda? I believe Kirk would simply beam to Sisko' ship, where he'd meet him in a holodeck simulation and get bummed for 4 hours, by Sisko- but love it, while Sisko screamed manically, in that death defying screechy voice he belts out "The Prophet, The Prophets".

All around them, would be multiple gay fests between TOS/DS9 crew- Garek would be going for it with Sulu, Worf would be riding chekov while dressed as Stalin and Quark would be tickling scotty between the cheeks.

in the end, Sisko would have pounded Kirk right through the ripped T-Shirt stage and into oblivion, considering he is now exists outside of linear time.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-27 03:05am

Sisko was like a 24th century Samual

"Bad motherfucker!" Jackson.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-04-27 05:00am

Sisko would probably waste his damn time looking for some magic trick shot that would knock out Kirk's ship in one blow, and while he sets up for his trick shot, Kirk takes the opportunity to lay into Sisko with everything he's got.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-04-27 06:46am

KIRK:
"We tried it once your way. Are you game for a rematch?

Sisko, I'm laughing at the 'superior' ego."

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-04-27 07:39am

Metrion Cascade wrote:The Connie doesn't have the military bias of the Miranda. And it's a hell of a lot less robust structurally.

That said, it is, in the TMP novellisation, said to only be a Heavy Cruiser due to politics, as, given that it's the most heavily armed ship in the fleet re-designed to take on the new Klingon battleships, it should really be called a battleship. In that light, it's probably more heavily armed than the Miranda...

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