A new fic I have decied to work on :-)

[LT.Hit-Man303]

After reading the Unnamed Porno fick by Shep/Falk and Fanboy and laughing like a loon I have decied to make a simlure fic crossed with my old style fan fics and fan fic reviews.

The primse being a buch of Ex Imperials turn pirates, slavers, drug dealers and all around bad asses pays the ST galaxy a vist.

I should point out that this fic of mine will come with a warning label since it will be totaly non PC and a very dark but funny fic that will amuss some, offend some and make most readers go " WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?! "
If any of the old time ASVSers I know in SDN do not wish to have their names used as characters let me know and I'll remover your names from the character list.
Here's the cast of characters.
Setting:The ST galaxy*Evil Cackle*

SW
Name:LT.Hit-Man
Race:Cybernetic human
Sex:Male!
Age:Unknown
Height:5'11
Weight:275lbs
Hair:Short buzz cut dark brown
Eyes:Dark cobalt blue human right eye/glowing blood red cybernetic left eye
Skine tone:Pale pink
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:Last surviving Sith Lord
Weapons:Black bladed light saber/moded E-11
Armor:Battle scared storm trooper armor
Cybernetics:Right arm and hand with plasma light in the middle finger, legs, left eye
Equipment:Whatever he needs
Vehicles:ESSD Terror/Fearmister
Money:N/A
Apperacne:A tall, stocky cyborg with an arua of evil and terror
Personalty:
Background:
Notes:

Name:Mark Sheppard
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:25
Height:5'7
Weight:197lbs
Hair:Short buzz cut light brown
Eyes:Dark blue
Skine tone:Health pink
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:Imperial Capatain/Admerial
Weapons:DL-44 heavy blaster pistol
Armor:None
Cybernetics:None
Equipment:Whatever he needs
Vehicles:SSD Grim Ward
Money:N/A
Apperacne:A some what tall and muscler man with a hard and look
Personalty:
Background:
Notes:

Name:Dalton Green
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:27
Height:6'7
Weight:245lbs
Hair:Short buzz cut black
Eyes:Dark green
Skine tone:Healthy pink
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:Imperial Capatin/Admerial
Weapons:DL-44 heavy blaster pistol
Armor:None
Cybernetics:None
Equipment:Whatever he needs
Vehicles:SSD Ravager
Money:N/A
Apperacne:A tall boradly built man with a sour look
Personalty:
Background:
Notes:

Name:Nathan Yates
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:24
Height:6'6
Weight:255lbs
Hair:Short buzz cut black
Eyes:Dark brown
Skine tone:Dark tan
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:Imperial army captain/surprem general
Weapons:E-11.Vibro dagger thermal detonators(4)
Armor:Dark Trooper MK3
Cybernetics:None
Equipment:Whatever he needs
Vehicles:SSD Blood Lord
Money:N/A
Apperacne:A tall and hulking man with a cruel smile
Personalty:
Background:
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Name:Phong Yun
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:18
Height:5'7
Weight:131lbs
Hair:Short buzz cut black
Eyes:Light brown
Skine tone:Pale pink
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:Electronic warfare officer/Slicer(Hacker)
Weapons:DL-44 heavy blaster pistol
Armor:None
Cybernetics:None
Equipment:Whatever he needs(Hacking gear)
Vehicles:Modfied Interdictor INT Fury
Money:N/A
Apperacne:A short young man with a bland look
Personalty:
Background:
Notes:

SW Fleet:
1 ESSD
4SSDs
1 Interdictor
1 Prototype World Devasator

ST
Name:Kathryn Janeway
Race:Human
Sex:Female(GAG!)
Age:42
Height:5'10
Weight:125lbs
Hair:Shoulder leingth red
Eyes:Blue
Cup size:21C(Sagage)
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Captain
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-croder,whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Chakoaty Woodhead
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:36
Height:6'2
Weight:175lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Commander
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-croder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Seven Of Nine/Ankia Hanson
Race:Cybernetic human
Sex:Female(Yum!)
Age:25
Height:6'4
Weight:131lbs
Hair:Short blond
Eyes:Dark blue
Cup size:31D
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Luetenent,former Borg drone
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Cybernetic implants, comm badge, tri-croder, whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Tuvok
Race:Vulcan
Sex:Male
Age:45
Height:6'1
Weight:141lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:UFP Luetenet/cheif of securty
Weapons:Phaser/Vulcan death grip from hell
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-croder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Harry Kim
Race:Human
Sex:Male(I think, whining pussy face)
Age:26
Height:5'9
Weight:132lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Light brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank UFP Luetenent/communacations officer
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Kes
Race:Ocomppa
Sex:Female
Age:2(16 in human years I guess)
Height:5'5
Weight:119lbs
Hair:Short, bedhead whiteish blond(I hated her hairdo before she got voted off the boat)
Eyes:Light jade green(I guess)
Cup size:31B
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:None/Possable future demon's slut toy
Weapons:Ya right
Armor:None
Equipment:None
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Tom Paris
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:25
Height:6'0
Weight:131lbs
Hair:Short blond(if I remember right)
Eyes:Dark blue
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:UFP Luetent/helmsmen,medical assetent,player wannabe
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager,Delta flyer
Money:N/A

Name:B'lanna Toress
Race:Human/Klingon hybrid
Sex:Female(As you say to nasty ass women in the US, Make me a samach Bitch)
Age:28
Height:5'11
Weight:129lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Dark brown
Cup size:19C
Nationalty:N/A
Profession:UFP Luetent/cheif engenier
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-croder, pain stick/vibrator(You can never tell with klingons)
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:None

Name:Doctor
Race:Hologram
Sex:Male
Age:N/A
Height:5'11
Weight:N/A
Hair:None
Eyes:Dark blue
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:None/Voyager's cheif medical officer
Weapons:None
Equipment:Moblie emitter, tri-corder, comm badge
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Voyager
Money:N/A

Name:Benjamen Sisco
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:32
Height:6'8
Weight:227lbs
Hair:None,black beard,mustach
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Commander and emascry
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder,whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine/Defient
Money:N/A

Name:Kira NerResse
Race:Bajorin
Sex:Female
Age:27
Height:5'10
Weight:123lbs
Hair:Short blood red
Eyes:Blue/green
Cup size:12C
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP/Bajorin major, cheif of operations/federation/bajorin leaion(One dead rebel bitch coming up..if lucky)
Weapons:Bajorin phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder,whatever she needs
Magical Items:None:
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine/Defient
Money:None(Spends it all on Spank(Bajorin cocaine, oh come on anyone that anal retentive must be on some shit)

Name:Odo
Race:Founder(Hmm jell-o shooters anyone)
Sex:N/A
Age:Unknown
Height:Veritable
Weight:Veritable
Hair:Veritbale
Eyes:Veritable
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/RankConstable(Cheif of station securty)
Weapons:Bajorin phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs

Name:Ezri Dax
Race:Trill
Sex:Female(Yum-Yum)
Age:23
Height:5'4
Weight:112lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Light ice blue
Cup size:9B-C
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Luetent/consuler/Sith chew toy/Troll gang bang victim
Weapons:None really
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge/ tri-corder, whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine/Defient
Money:N/A

Name:Jadzia Dax
Race:Trill
Sex:Female
Age:27
Height:5'8
Weight:128lbs
Hair:Long black
Eyes:Light green
Cup size:19DD
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Luetenent/consuler,on call slut
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder,sex toys
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine/Defient
Money:N/A

Name:Qaurk
Race:Ferengi
Sex:Male
Age:31
Height:5'5
Weight:134lbs
Hair:None
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:Bar tender, smuggler, arms dealer, pimp and all scam artest
Weapons:Ferengi phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder,whatever he can get his hands on
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine
Money:34,000 bars of gold pressed latinum

Name:Leeta
Race:Bajorin
Sex:Female
Age:25
Height:5,5
Weight:119lbs
Hair:Short blood red
Eyes:Dark green
Cup size:34DD
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:Dabo girl,Quark's bitch
Weapons:None
Armor:None
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine
Money:N/A

Name:Dukat
Race:Cardassin
Sex:Male
Age:34
Height:6'6
Weight:212lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:Cardassin Gul and all around mega asshole
Weapons:Cardassin disruptor
Armor:Cardassin combat armor
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder,whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Cardassin warship
Money:N/A

Name:Miles O'Brien
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:33
Height:6'4
Weight:212lbs
Hair:Short brown
Eyes:Dark green
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Luetent,cheif enegenar
Weapons Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, tools, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine,Defient
Money:N/A

Name:Juilen Bashir
Race:Human
Sex:Male(debateable)
Age:27
Height:5'7
Weight:137lbs
Hair:Short brown
Eyes:Light brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profeesion/Rank:UFP Luetentent/cheif medical officer
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder,drugs, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine/Defient
Money:N/A

Name:Garak
Race:Cardassin
Sex:Male
Age:33
Height:6'0
Weight:127lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Light brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:Tailor/Obsiden Order spy
Weapons:Cardassin phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Cardassin spy gear
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine
Money:N/A

Name:Keiko O'Brien
Race:Human
Sex:Female
Age:26
Height:5'6
Weight:117lbs
Hair:Long black
Eyes:Dark brown
Cup size:19C
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP grade school teacher/Miles's pain slut, cum bucket and Molly's mom
Weapons:None
Armor:None
Equipment:School suplys
Magical Items:None
Vehciles:Deep Space Nine
Money:N/A

Name:Molly O'Brien
Race:Human
Sex:Female
Age:6
Height:3'3
Weight:87lbs
Hair:Long black
Eyes:Dark brown
Cup size:N/A
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP civilin/Quark's prosi-tot/spank junkie
Weapons:None
Armor:None
Equipment:None
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Deep Space Nine
Money:N/A


Name:Jean lucy..er luc Picard
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:51
Height:5'7
Weight:134lbs
Hair:None
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:French
Profession/Rank:UFP Captian,gay porn mister
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Beverly Crusher
Race:Human
Sex:Female
Age:42
Height:5'6
Weight:124lbs
Hair:Long blood red
Eyes:Dark green
Cup size:24D
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Doctor/USS Enterprise's cheif medical officer and Picard's fag hag
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, med-kit, whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Wesley Crusher
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:16
Height:5'8
Weight:125lbs
Hair:Short brown
Eyes:Dark blue
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Ensign and ship wide free use bitch boy and pussy faced whiner
Weapons:None
Equipment:Combadge, tri-corder
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Natasha Yar(Tasha)
Race:Human
Sex:Female
Age:23
Height:5'5
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Short golden blond
Eyes:Dark blue
Cup size:8C
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP luetenent and fromer cheif of securty of the Enterprise all around dead girl/rape magnet
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Data
Race:Android
Sex:Male
Age:Unknown
Height:6'2
Weight:457lbs
Hair:Short black
Eyes:Yellow
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:One of a kind android and UFP LT commander and all around handy man and mobile sex toy
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:Built in armor
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Deanna Troi
Race:Human/Betazed hybrid
Sex:Female
Age:32
Height:5'7
Weight:131
Hair:Long curly black
Eyes:Dark brown
Cup size:34D
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Ship's consuler/free range prostiute and mega choco whore
Weapons:None really
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-croder, sex toys, whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Geordi LaForge
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:32
Height:5'7
Weight:132lbs
Hair:Short curly black
Eyes:None uses visor to see
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Lutenet/ship's cheif enegener
Weapons:Phaser
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, tools
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Worf
Race:Domestacated Klingon
Sex:Male
Age:36
Height:6'9
Weight:231lbs
Hair:Long black
Eyes:Dark brown
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Luetenet/Ship's cheif of securty,Picard's leg breaker colset meth head/roid monkey
Weapons:Phaser, klingon bat'leth/ass hair trimmer, pain stick vibrator
Armor:None
Equipment:Com badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:William T Riker
Race:Human
Sex:Male
Age:34
Height:6'7
Weight:231lbs
Hair:Short black with beared and mustach
Eyes:Dark blue
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:UFP Commander, second in command of the Enterprise
Weapons:Phaser
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, whatever he needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:USS Enterprise
Money:N/A

Name:Sela
Race:Romluan
Sex:Female
Age:25
Height:5'6
Weight:123lbs
Hair:Short honey blond
Eyes:Dark blue
Cup size:18D
Nationalty:N/A
Profession/Rank:Romluan Captain/Tel'Shiar operative
Weapons:Romluan disruptor
Armor:None
Equipment:Comm badge, tri-corder, spy gear, whatever she needs
Magical Items:None
Vehicles:Experamental Romluan battle ship Rov'Kron
Money:N/A