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Lord of the Morons by Master of Ossus
Posted: 2002-09-07 06:41am
by Cpt_Frank
Hi!
I just salvaged MoO's hilarious LotR parody from the dark ocean of a DS thread, so that it shall not be forgotten.
Master of Ossus wrote:
The boards are changing.
I feel it in the keyboard.
I feel it in the posts.
I feel it on the threads.
The Lord of the Morons.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings.
Three were given to Warsies, wisest and most obnoxious of all flamers. Seven to the B5ers, great story craftsmen on Tiger’s Claw. And nine, nine rings were given the Trekkies, who above all else desire tech manuals. [Warsies, B5ers, and Trekkies pick up their rings]
And within these rings was bound the will and intelligence to lead each group. But they were, all of them, deceived; for another ring was made. In the fires of Mount Bullshit, the moron DarkStar forged, in secret, a crappy ring.
And into this ring, he poured his stupidity, circular logic, and sexual frustrations. One ring to annoy them all.
One by one, the free threads of the boards were high jacked by the power of his stupidity.
But there were some who resisted. [Lord Edam leads an army of Trekkies in a march]
[Darth Wong calls for arrows of reason, and a massive wave of hypocrisy is felled] A Last Alliance of Warsies and Trekkies marched against the stupidity of Scooter, and on the slopes of Mount Bullshit they fought for the sanity of vs. debaters. [Dalton stabs an ugly bit of circular logic] [Lord Edam slashes his way through massive waves of supidity]
[Darkling kills another wave of crap] Victory was near, but the power of the broken-record could not be undone. [Scooter appears and sends waves of rebuttals and rational debaters flying]
Posted: 2002-09-07 10:13am
by Captain Cyran
lol, This is a definate keeper.
Posted: 2002-09-07 05:25pm
by Lord_Vader
That was hilarious.
Posted: 2002-09-07 06:31pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Staring...
Races
Warsies as the Elves!
Fivers as the Dwarves!
Trekkies as the Men!
Non-debaters as the Hobbits!
The other guys
Ka'na'di as Morgoth!
DarkStar as Sauron!
Elim Garak as a Balrog!
Mike Wong as Elrond!
Lord Edam as Isildur!
GAT as Gandalf the Grey/White (anyone who complains can get banned
)
Mr Bean as traitor warsie as Sauroman!
MoO as Lady of Lorien whose name I cannot spell (hehehe)
Sheppard as Gollum!
The Fellowship of the Ring
??? as Aragon (TheDarkling?)
??? as Boromir (Chris O'Farrel?)
??? as Samwise?
??? as Frodo?
anarchistbunny as Pippin!
Smi as Merry!
Starfury as Gimli!
Cpt_Frank as Legolas!
Posted: 2002-09-07 07:10pm
by Captain Cyran
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:GAT as Gandalf the Grey/White (anyone who complains can get banned
)
Must.....not....complain.....must....not....get banned....
Posted: 2002-09-07 07:50pm
by Mr Bean
I play a mean tratior
Posted: 2002-09-07 08:34pm
by Sea Skimmer
It had two additiona parts
Cpt_Frank
ROFL It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Master of Ossus, apprentice of Darth Wong, took up his masters lightsaber....
SirNitram
I was there, Captain Frank. I was there the day Warsie strength failed, and we spared the Dumb Lord Guardian.
Posted: 2002-09-07 08:36pm
by Sea Skimmer
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Staring...
Races
Warsies as the Elves!
Fivers as the Dwarves!
Trekkies as the Men!
??? as the Hobbits?
The old/powerful guys
Ka'na'ti as Morgoth!
DarkStar as Sauron!
TOWNMNBS as a Balrog!
Mike Wong as Elrond!
Lord Edam as Isildur!
GAT as Gandalf the Grey/White (anyone who complains can get banned
)
??? traitor warsie as Sauroman
MoO as Lady of Lorien whose name I cannot spell (hehehe)
The Fellowship of the Ring
??? as Aragon (TheDarkling?)
??? as Boromir (Chris O'Farrel?)
??? as Gimli? (Fiver)
??? as Samwise?
??? as Frodo?
??? as Pippin?
??? as Merry?
??? as Legolas (Warsie
The Hobbits should be something obscure, or something uber powerful like 40Kers or TA fans.
Posted: 2002-09-07 08:43pm
by Eleas
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Staring...
<snip>
Excuse me, but where the hell am I in all this?
And by the way, to compare TOWNMNBS to DarkStar is a bit... well... excessive. DarkStar means well, but he will never truly equal the Troll Of All Trolls.
Posted: 2002-09-07 08:44pm
by Eleas
Sea Skimmer wrote:The Hobbits should be something obscure, or something uber powerful like 40Kers or TA fans.
Anime affectionados, perhaps...?
Posted: 2002-09-07 08:47pm
by Anarchist Bunny
The Hobbits should be the non-debaters, Smi as Mary or Sam and myself as Pippin, i dunno for Frodo.
Posted: 2002-09-07 09:18pm
by Mr Bean
How about SHEP!
He;s not doing anything, Sure the two are nothing alike but lets put B&B in charge
Posted: 2002-09-07 09:29pm
by Eleas
Mr Bean wrote:How about SHEP!
He;s not doing anything, Sure the two are nothing alike but lets put B&B in charge
Shep could be Gollum. That certainly fits.
Posted: 2002-09-07 09:32pm
by Sea Skimmer
Sheppard would seem to fit as someone from Rohan, but he is not a Trekkie by any standard.
Edit: Gollum, yes that fits Shep quite well.
Posted: 2002-09-08 04:40am
by Cpt_Frank
Sea Skimmer wrote:It had two additiona parts
Cpt_Frank
ROFL It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Master of Ossus, apprentice of Darth Wong, took up his masters lightsaber....
SirNitram
I was there, Captain Frank. I was there the day Warsie strength failed, and we spared the Dumb Lord Guardian.
Hmm well yeah but quite actually since a man killed sauron it would have to be
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Darkling, son of xxx, took up his father's lightsaber.
Starfury as Gimli
Cpt_Frank as Legolas
And how about taking WH40kers as Hobbits?
Posted: 2002-09-08 06:56pm
by Sea Skimmer
Cpt_Frank wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:It had two additiona parts
Cpt_Frank
ROFL It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Master of Ossus, apprentice of Darth Wong, took up his masters lightsaber....
SirNitram
I was there, Captain Frank. I was there the day Warsie strength failed, and we spared the Dumb Lord Guardian.
Hmm well yeah but quite actually since a man killed sauron it would have to be
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Darkling, son of xxx, took up his father's lightsaber.
Starfury as Gimli
Cpt_Frank as Legolas
And how about taking WH40kers as Hobbits?
40K is a very powerful universe; perhaps the hobbits should be of a weaker one?
Posted: 2002-09-09 10:20pm
by Skelron
Hay we arn't being the Hobbit's, sure they saved the Middle Earth and all, but they can't fight.
(Caution exception to this rule, all Hobbit's gain extra ordinary combat abilties, and enter a berserker rage if they think a friend has just been killed... good rule of thyumb therefore, is to knock out, but make it clear they are still alive all Hobbit's on sight, before killing anyone they are traveling with.)
Now then I say we take the Balrog, as long as it is clear that we remain neutral in the war against the Crappy Ring, and in fact may decide to come out in favour of the last alliance. (because a Crappy Lord of Evil is to be deteasted by all, even other forces of Evil)
Points in favour of the 40K side joining the alliance... Big one Ha we've got Transporters too, except ours really can transport through your shields, Unless you use Void Shields. (Your shields must be based upon Multi Dimension technolgy, where they enter a dimension made up of the 40K Warp or substance similar if they don't your shields don't count...) And we make use of said shields in boarding actions. (Terminators too the bridge)
(This is an example only, typical trek fan boy argument used as basis, look I've wanted to say it for ages, this was the best chance...)
Hehe Allay with us and Darkstar will be finished, even his illogic cannot stand up too people that can use his tactics... and still remain within the cannon of thier universe....
Posted: 2002-09-10 07:30am
by Cpt_Frank
Then who will be the hobbits?
Posted: 2002-09-10 01:32pm
by NecronLord
Sea Skimmer wrote:
The Hobbits should be something obscure, or something uber powerful like 40Kers or TA fans.
I'll be frodo.
*Runs away with ring*
humm prehaps 40kers shouldn't be hobbits after all?
Posted: 2002-09-11 03:03am
by Typhonis 1
I`m Tom Bombadril
Posted: 2002-09-11 05:27am
by Kamakazie Sith
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Staring...
Races
Warsies as the Elves!
Fivers as the Dwarves!
Trekkies as the Men!
Non-debaters as the Hobbits!
The other guys
Ka'na'di as Morgoth!
DarkStar as Sauron!
Elim Garak as a Balrog!
Mike Wong as Elrond!
Lord Edam as Isildur!
GAT as Gandalf the Grey/White (anyone who complains can get banned
)
Mr Bean as traitor warsie as Sauroman!
MoO as Lady of Lorien whose name I cannot spell (hehehe)
Sheppard as Gollum!
The Fellowship of the Ring
??? as Aragon (TheDarkling?)
??? as Boromir (Chris O'Farrel?)
??? as Samwise?
??? as Frodo?
anarchistbunny as Pippin!
Smi as Merry!
Starfury as Gimli!
Cpt_Frank as Legolas!
Might as well make me Theoden. (Even though he isn't in it till TTT)
Posted: 2002-09-11 07:04pm
by Sea Skimmer
NecronLord wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:
The Hobbits should be something obscure, or something uber powerful like 40Kers or TA fans.
I'll be frodo.
*Runs away with ring*
humm prehaps 40kers shouldn't be hobbits after all?
*Hunts down NecronLord with Mi-28N, blasts with cannon, lands and picks up ring *
FOOL, I shall be Frodo. *Puts on ring to avoid counter strikes*