As a slight explanation, during staff training we had to sit through an informational video on appropriate conduct, hosted by some fossil straight from the 80s whose buzzword was "overstimulation". It's kind of become a running gag at this camp; the staff is constantly joking about it.
Anyway, I'm leaving again in the morning. I should be back at full moderating capacity next Sunday/Monday, depending on when I recover.
OVERSTIMULATION
To the tune of "Californication" by
the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Watch where you put your hands
They can get you into trouble
A shoulder pat may seem innocent
But to some it's offensive
And if you want to keep your job
It's overstimulation
It's summer of zero two
And camp's really swinging
The big damper however is the
Fear of really big lawsuits
It's understood you have to watch
For overstimulation
Pay your lawyer very well
To keep you out of red tape
Counselor is that your hand
Which I see near me
Fossil from eighties
Keep hands to yourself
Watch for overstimulation (2x)
Love is not permitted at camp
At least outward affection
A hand-hold is a step too far
In the wrong direction
And don't forget what all
About overstimulation
The forest may be the final frontier
But it'll burn down in thirty seconds
And George can you hear the 'coons
Jumping on the cabin rooftops
And Mayo Clinic's far, far away
It's overstimulation
Born and raised by those who praise
Arranged marriages
It's an Old World custom that
I don't think should continue
Fossil from eighties
Keep hands to yourself
Watch for overstimulation (4x)
The camp might be on a downward spiral
But there's light at the end of the tunnel
Earthquakes are the least of our worries
Since we're on the San Andreas
And best intentions couldn't save a kid
From overstimulation
Pay your lawyer very well
To keep you out of red tape
Be really careful
There is no try
And you might do alright
Fossil from eighties
Keep hands to yourself
Watch for overstimulation(4x)
