Masturbation

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-01 10:11pm

Dirty wrong sexual fetish that is harmful to a person, or benificial, natural (fun) learning process for people.

Seeing the genre this is forum is based on I'm pretty sure the latter will be the most supported, but there probly are some wackos on here.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-08-01 10:22pm

God, what would I do without it?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-08-01 10:25pm

Sheep?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-08-01 10:55pm

If I were Azeron, I would probably say that masturbation is evil because it does not lead to procreation, and if everyone masturbated instead of having sex, the human race would die out.

Luckily, I'm not Azeron.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-01 11:00pm

yeah, why not, bring a friend.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-08-01 11:01pm

If I were Azeron, I would probably say that masturbation is evil because it does not lead to procreation, and if everyone masturbated instead of having sex, the human race would die out.

If you were truly Azereon you would start bragging about all the threesomes you've had in the past.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-08-01 11:05pm

masturbation....a game the whole family could play

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-01 11:16pm

How is ion defined? I think it's more than grabbing yourself. I think ual also qualify as ion, and before a man gets laid, it's almost natural to them. Didn't the late Ann Landers say it was a good alternative to abstinence?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-08-02 12:08am

Masturbation is like blowing your nose. Everybody does it, nobody's proud of it, and there's nothing really wrong with it.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-08-02 12:22am

Keeps you from humping the exhaust pipe of your car. Or the Jack-O-Lanterns at Halloween.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-08-02 12:27am

http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-08-02 01:05am

I think a lot of people masturbate but they won't say it's them.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » 2002-08-02 07:03am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Masturbation is like blowing your nose. Everybody does it, nobody's proud of it, and there's nothing really wrong with it.

"When pressed, 90% of men will admit to masturbating, and the other 10% will lie about it"

Or so goes the old saw

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-02 08:45am

Anyone ever notice how many rock songs there are about it?

Turning Japanese, She-Bop, Pictures of Lilliy, I touch Myself,

And those are just the easy ones.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-08-02 09:17am

Darth Wong wrote:If I were Azeron, I would probably say that masturbation is evil because it does not lead to procreation, and if everyone masturbated instead of having sex, the human race would die out.

Luckily, I'm not Azeron.

Thankfully the universe would also end if you were somehow degraded to such a level.

It would be like comparing Hawking to Homer Simpson.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-08-02 09:26am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Anyone ever notice how many rock songs there are about it?

Turning Japanese, She-Bop, Pictures of Lilliy, I touch Myself,

And those are just the easy ones.

"Relax" is partially about masturbation, I think.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » 2002-08-02 09:34am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Anyone ever notice how many rock songs there are about it?

Turning Japanese, She-Bop, Pictures of Lilliy, I touch Myself,

And those are just the easy ones.
"Relax" is partially about masturbation, I think.

"Oh My (Oops)" (by Tweet) is entirely about it . . . as heard on TripleJ :>

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-02 08:56pm

Hell, I said there were more then just the few that I mentioned...

Nick · Post by **Nick** » 2002-08-03 10:10am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Hell, I said there were more then just the few that I mentioned...

We know. Just trying to validate that perception

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-03 04:20pm

Say Nahny Nahny (sp)-From way back in shakesphere's time.

if you want to hear it spoken rather then sung Bardic style, rent the most recent remake of "Much Ado About Nothing"

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