Do you read on the toilet?
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Do you read on the toilet?
It's time to take a shit. What are you taking to keep yourself occupied?
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I read whatever's there. It takes 3 days worth of visits to read the Sunday paper. Then the paper I get on Tuesday/Thursday cover me till Sunday.
So I get a few articles done at a time.
So I get a few articles done at a time.
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Depends on how long I'm planning to hang around in there. Sometimes I'll read the paper (comics, editorial cartoon and letters section, just to see how dumb my neighbors are), sometimes a book, most of the time...er...Gameboy. Nintendo DS, to be more accurate.
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I'm never in there for more than three or four minutes, not much point in taking any reading in with me - if I want to read, I've got ... the comfy chair!!! The comfy chair? And tea and biscuits at 11.
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If i'm at homei always take something to read in with me.
If i'm out, say at uni, then i have to make do with playing on my phone or iPod or reading todays paper.
So i went for the average of "a few pages"
If i'm out, say at uni, then i have to make do with playing on my phone or iPod or reading todays paper.
So i went for the average of "a few pages"
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Sometimes taking a good dump can be a great experience, which can be enhanced by reading. Treating it like a rush job ruins that unique pleasure of life.Destructionator XIII wrote:Why would you? Concentrating on the job at hand means it will be done faster, so I can get back to other stuff faster.
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I usually have a couple sections of the newspaper in there, and will take the current book I'm working if I remember ... you never know how long it's going to take, and I hate to rush.
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Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Lube.Uraniun235 wrote:It's time to take a shit. What are you taking to keep yourself occupied?
Naw, just kidding. Usually a book, if I don't grab one, I tend to grab whatever is available for reading already there, be magazine, book, shampoo instructions, etc.
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How can you NOT read on the toilet. Shit time is some of the best time in your day. I usually take a magazine like Entertainment Weekly and read most of it if its a nice long nasty shit - particularly and end of the day bowel dumper - or I read a few pages of a book I'm reading - Currently its alternating between the Oxford Textbook on Hellenistic Culture and Ceasar's Legion. Either one I heartily recommend.
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If a shit takes so long that you can read anything longer than the first paragraph of a news story, you might want to consider a change in diet.
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A nice long shit is like spring cleaning for your asshole. You let all hang out then let your asshole breathe like a fine wine. Poor guy is cooped up most of the time and let's not even get into what happens to your poor asshole if you're gay....not that there's anything wrong with that BTW.Darth Wong wrote:If a shit takes so long that you can read anything longer than the first paragraph of a news story, you might want to consider a change in diet.
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While I agree diet is a huge factor, some people do just want to sit down and take their time. Different metabolisms I'd argue as well...Darth Wong wrote:If a shit takes so long that you can read anything longer than the first paragraph of a news story, you might want to consider a change in diet.
Edit: Depends on how fast you read as well.
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Didn't we take this poll just a little while ago?
No matter. I've read volumes in the bathroom. (typically not in one sitting) It's my sanctuary.
I don't think I even own a book that hasn't seen bathroom time. Funny thing is none of my friends ever borrow books from me. Even when I insist they've "gotta read it". *shrug*
No matter. I've read volumes in the bathroom. (typically not in one sitting) It's my sanctuary.
I don't think I even own a book that hasn't seen bathroom time. Funny thing is none of my friends ever borrow books from me. Even when I insist they've "gotta read it". *shrug*