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Paris Hilton Said Engaged to Shipping Heir
Monday May 30 8:42 PM ET

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Hotel heiress and "The Simple Life" reality TV star Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, her spokesman said Monday.

"They are happy and excited," said Hilton spokesman Rob Shuter, confirming the story first reported on People magazine's Web site.

Latsis proposed to the 24-year-old Hilton Wednesday after she returned from a three-week publicity tour in Europe to promote her horror flick "House of Wax" and her new fragrance.


The couple, who have been dating for about eight months, marked the engagement Saturday with a barbecue for 75 friends and family at their Hollywood Hills home, Shuter said.

No wedding date has been set. It would be the first marriage for both.
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Anybody wonder what the odds are of someone named Paris marrying someone else named Paris. And its so nice to see two ultra spoiled brats in love. I give it about 2 years before they divorce.
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No wedding date has been set. It would be the first marriage for both.
And hopefully the 1st of many:)
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Oh, the humanity! :cry:

Oh God, what if they breed? :shock:
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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The Morrigan wrote:Oh, the humanity! :cry:

Oh God, what if they breed? :shock:
There will be a new generation of idiots with the opportunity to squander the family fortune. Nothing special about that.
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Well if they do breed, let's hope that her bitch hips are too thin and they'll have to do a C-section. That should mess her up nicely.
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Imperial Overlord wrote:
The Morrigan wrote:Oh, the humanity! :cry:

Oh God, what if they breed? :shock:
There will be a new generation of idiots with the opportunity to squander the family fortune. Nothing special about that.
Point taken. But that doesn't mean I'm going to bitch about it any less.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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Oh, wow, two completely useless people got married! Obviously that's news! It's not like there's a WAR ON or anything!
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They'll probably get married in Paris. In a huge, disgusting media spectacle that'll occupy every news station for a full day.
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Dalton wrote:They'll probably get married in Paris. In a huge, disgusting media spectacle that'll occupy every news station for a full day.
and you'll get to do the graphics!

won't that be special...
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Paris and Paris Parade mattrimony proposal politely through Paris promising pomp and presdidigitation propmtly per proper party procedure.
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There's another benefit to this as well: Once the attention from the wedding has settled, she can get in the headlines again by divorcing him.
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I'm glad that Paris Hilton got a break. She works really hard, she deserved it.
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Superman wrote:I'm glad that Paris Hilton got a break. She works really hard, she deserved it.
Didn't you like, see The Simple Life? She like, totally, lived like a real person for like, a week. Ya know?
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Funny thing today; I was just thinking that in Greek Paris is a male name, and well in English it's kinda not, and now, Paris is marrying Paris ... so strange.
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I just saw a pick of him. huh who would have thought it? They're both bottle blondes! :lol:

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Have you ever heard the sound of someone not caring?

Hey! There it is!
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She's in "House of Wax?", how appropriate.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Oh, wow, two completely useless people got married! Obviously that's news! It's not like there's a WAR ON or anything!

For once we agree! There is nothing i fucking hate more than celebrity culture. It's not fucking news, it does not belong on the news! I don't care about who Paris is fucking or who Tom Cruise is dating nor do I wish to hear the latest geopolitical ramblings from Angelina Jolie or Matt Damon. gah!
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And yet for some reason I can't bring myself to care. They are just two more completely useless but obscenely wealthy heirs getting married.
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As frightening as it is, these people are going to run major corporations one day, so it's not as completely irrelevant as actor news.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There's another benefit to this as well: Once the attention from the wedding has settled, she can get in the headlines again by divorcing him.
And the honeymoon video. Afterall, it's kinda funny how everytime she starts to fall off the celebrity radar some picture of her showing her cooter pops up.
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What I wonder is what happens if Paris Hilton changes her name, or the two of them get hyphenated names, or something like that. It'll be pretty weird calling them up on the phone.

Butler: Hello?
Caller: Yeah, could I speak to Paris?
Butler: Which one?
Caller: Paris Hilton-Latsis.
Butler: Which one?
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I don't actively hate celebrities, or their lives. I don't resent the fact that they have a lot of media coverage.

OTOH, I don't actively follow their lives. And I don't particularly like them that much.

I really don't care either way. I don't devote that much of my time to something like celebrity.
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CivilWarMan wrote:What I wonder is what happens if Paris Hilton changes her name, or the two of them get hyphenated names, or something like that. It'll be pretty weird calling them up on the phone.
The butler could answer the phone with "Paris & Paris..."
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That'll make it sound like either a law firm or a hair boutique.
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