DUMBASS: I'm gonna fuck you up, man!
ME: You're really not. [paraphrase] ... I just tried to talk to you about-
DUMBASS: I'll swing fists!
ME: Okay, sounds super cool. Y'know what I like? Gettin' punched in the face. Go for it.
DUMBASS: ... I just hit you as hard as I can and you didn't even flinch.
ME: Yeah, bud. You have acted in error. Do you know who I am? I AM THE SHARK!
[okay, I was kind of having a bad day and showing off at this point]
ME: YOU. DO. NOT FUCK. WITH. THE. SHARK. OR. HIS. FAMILY.
DUMBASS: Yes, Sir.
ME: I want to hear you say, "Yes, Sir."
DUMBASS: YES, SIR!
ME: Okay, good enough. As you were.
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"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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She's a 10yr old girl inside a carpeted room. WTF did she need to take her shoes off.
So, they had to call a locksmith, he had to pick the lock, and the lock WILL be replaces ASAP with a non-locking knob.
The girl got her shoes back.
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
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Because that enables her to kick ass better. Kicking ass better is its own reward.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker