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This is why you are fat.

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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

Looking through this site will give you diabetes and heart failure. :)
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Do I really have to say anything?
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Is it just me, or does the glazed donut look like the last 12 inches of a colon? Complete with sphincter.
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this site is not complete

it is missing this monstrosity

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it also needs lou malnatis low carb pizza

instead of a normal pizza crust the sauce cheese and toppings are laid upon a giant italian sausage patty
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omg so much deep fried fat and cheese and bacon it's shocking

if you drink a diet soda it neutralizes all those calories
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*drools* :P
I'll have...

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Because someone needed to bring this up again.
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You are officially my favorite Aussie again. :D

Man I want that. *drools*
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Why is it censored?

Why?

This blows.
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Just looking at this thread (and the links... :roll: ) is making me sick to my stomach.

All that grease...
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One day, I will WILL make a Bacon Burger Dog.


and I will eat it.
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"How did it taste? Freakin' awesome."
Lusankya wrote:Why is it censored?

Why?

This blows.
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i want to light that grease on fire

it will be the greatest grease fire in history

also: the big mac with chicken instead of buns was disgusting

i am probably going to end up eating it today if i'm not careful
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tim31 wrote:"How did it taste? Freakin' awesome."
Lusankya wrote:Why is it censored?

Why?

This blows.
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Also, I managed to misspell 'pseudo' Image
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AUGH! No more choco-bacon!!! *barf*
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Chest hurt yet?

That monstrousity is something like hamburger wrapped bacon and cheese with more bacon on top sandwich between two meat lovers pizzas.

Something died inside me when I realized I'd eat it.
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I've been very, very hungry but I'm not sure I was hungry enough, to eat that.

Of course I just had lunch, so my hunger-sense is probably off.
Tasoth wrote:Something died inside me when I realized I'd eat it.
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Behold! Instant heart-attack in the making!
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I think viewing that actually diminished my will to live.
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because i'm genetically superior i could probably eat this shit and lose weight anyway

however it looks like disgusting crap and not being american i don't eat actual waste products

well except chorizos
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weemadando wrote: China's funny. The first thing I saw after getting off the plane at Shanghai airport was a big billboard in the terminal for Cartier watches. Ah. Communism.
That's nothing compared to the subway in Nanjing. I think that that thing is actually powered by commercials. (Bank of Nanjing commercials, to be precise.）

But the CCP just has everyone's good health at heart. Because they are benevolent dictators.
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however it looks like disgusting crap and not being american i don't eat actual waste products
An australian who doesn't eat vegemite?
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Ma Deuce wrote:
however it looks like disgusting crap and not being american i don't eat actual waste products
An australian who doesn't eat vegemite?
I KNOW

clearly stark is a liar

IMPEACH THE SENATOR

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