Grammatical/spelling errors that most annoy you.

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I think it's annoying when people complaing about other people's grammer. Actually, I think it's rather funny and somewhat ironic, even though grammar isn't necessarily the same as spelling...
Kuja wrote:'Yea' intead of 'yeah'. Is it REALLY that hard to add the letter?
I know some people spell "yay" like that. They write "Yea or nay". So it might not be the word "yeah" they're misspelling...
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Dooey Jo wrote:I think it's annoying when people complaing about other people's grammer. Actually, I think it's rather funny and somewhat ironic, even though grammar isn't necessarily the same as spelling...
Kuja wrote:'Yea' intead of 'yeah'. Is it REALLY that hard to add the letter?
I know some people spell "yay" like that. They write "Yea or nay". So it might not be the word "yeah" they're misspelling...
:? but the "Yea" in "Yea or nay," is spelt "Yea"...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=yea
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*has the strange feeling that annoys everyone with the way she writes*

well. i'm not bothered by most of it, unless i'm correcting someones paper and they have maid instead of made and other spelling errors, which they then profusely swear can't be wrong because spellcheck said the paper was fine.

And in response to Joe's comment about Capitalization. i personally don't feel that i have opinions that are backed strong enough to state "I think", "i think" seems more appropriate....

it's just what keeps me comfortable.
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Dooey Jo wrote:I know some people spell "yay" like that. They write "Yea or nay". So it might not be the word "yeah" they're misspelling...
"So did you go to the game?"

"yea man, was great!"

This is what I'm referring to.
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Tell you what, Brits. You quit using that whole metric system thing and go back to proper Imperial measurements, and we'll consider putting the U back in colour and armour and such. :wink:
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AniThyng wrote: :? but the "Yea" in "Yea or nay," is spelt "Yea"...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=yea
Oh... Well never mind then...

:oops:

Knew I should've checked dictionary.com first
LordShaithis wrote:Tell you what, Brits. You quit using that whole metric system thing and go back to proper Imperial measurements, and we'll consider putting the U back in colour and armour and such. ;)
Yes, because those make so much sense :P
1 league = 3 miles (why?)
1 mile = 1760 yards (wtf?)
1 yard = 3 feet (why?!)
1 feet = 12 inches (rly?)

Whereas with the glorious metric system we have
1 kilometre = 1000 metres (makes sense)
1 metre = 10 decimetres (sensible)
1 decimetre = 10 centimetres (yup, calculations are easy with a consistent system)


The 'u' at least makes some sense, because it's not the same sound as just an 'o'. Or that's how it used to be anyway...
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LordShaithis wrote:Tell you what, Brits. You quit using that whole metric system thing and go back to proper Imperial measurements, and we'll consider putting the U back in colour and armour and such. :wink:
Sorry, I'm American and I can't even go with that one. There is nothing proper about Imperial measurements at all. Nothing.
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Kuja wrote:
Dooey Jo wrote:I know some people spell "yay" like that. They write "Yea or nay". So it might not be the word "yeah" they're misspelling...
"So did you go to the game?"

"yea man, was great!"

This is what I'm referring to.
Offhand, "yea" is a synonym for "yeah" in the dictionary, so it's not exactly wrong either way. :wink:
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Your, you're.
They're, their, there.
Its, it's.
Colons following the word "is".
Random use of semicolons.
Barrages of incorrect apostrophes.

All these things bother me to some extent. For the most part, I consider myself tolerant of most grammatical errors, however. Spelling also rarely bothers me, since my spelling is honestly atrocious.
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One that really annoys me is every supermarket i go into has at least one of those "10 items or less" lanes. It's "10 items or fewer" - how hard is it!?!?
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Turrent for "Turret". there is

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Dooey Jo wrote:I think it's annoying when people complaing about other people's grammer.
I love it when that happens. Depending on how self-righteous the diatribe against "bad grammer" is, it sometimes gives me an irony-gasm. I love irony, especially when it's so beautiful it makes me want to cry.

I think I've become better at putting up with bad grammar and spelling over the past couple of years. I agree with Broomstick that grammar Nazis are terribly pretentious, but it's hard to curb that sense of smug superiority that comes with knowing that I can speak/write English better than someone else.
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The one that annoys me to no end is when people write "liek" instead of "like." I really don't know why but it REALLY bugs the hell out of me so much that some people have taken to doing in purpose when chatting with me.
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Effect is a noun, Affect is a verb. Get it straight.
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The Aliens wrote:Effect is a noun, Affect is a verb. Get it straight.
Of course, you can also effect changes, and you can have flat affect, so it's not cut and dried.
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... and all four are different words. Furthermore, 'affect' is pronounced differently as noun and verb (as a noun, the stress falls on the first syllable).
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General Zod wrote:Back on topic, the biggest things that annoy me is when people spell "ridiculous", "rediculous". In this case, there is no cultural excuse for getting it wrong.
This is becoming one of my pet hates, and I've been seeing a lot of it lately.
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I tend to be pretty apathetic about spelling and grammar, I don't have a problem when i can see that its a simple mistake or typo, but sometimes it really gets to me when people mess up the actual thoughts behind the misspelled words. E.g. i remember one time a friend of my sister's asked me what i had "installed for the weekend" (pronounced like that, supposed to be 'in store'). I mean for crying out loud, what the fuck is their internal monologue like when somebody actually knows what words mean but still uses them where they make no sense at all?

However, reading this thread gave me some mistakes that always strike me:
'I could care less' instead of 'I couldn't care less'
'canon vs cannon' (e.g. x beats y because of SW cannon)

...and this little gem- 'irregardless'.

It's ironic that, being informal and on the internet, there are so many little mistakes in this thread already. In fact i've probably made some too.
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