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Tom Cruise unleashes the Dark Side on Oprah!

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That is hilarious!! Now someone must make a vid of Tom dying. :)
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Laughed my ass off with that one.

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Dont know who said it, but: "Tom Cruise is rapidly approaching the Michael Jackson side of celebrity."
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:lol: That was good.
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:lol: :lol:

That was great.
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Uh.... no. That was really stupid.

"Hey, look! I can use a cheap Premiere effect!"

Couple it with some celeb hatewank and you got yourself an Internet phenomenon, I suppose.
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Yeah, it was pretty lame looking.

But "celebrity hate wank"?

The guy acted like a fucking retard. He's also a scientologist. He's a moron and deserves everything he gets.
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Uh.... no. That was really stupid.

"Hey, look! I can use a cheap Premiere effect!"

Couple it with some celeb hatewank and you got yourself an Internet phenomenon, I suppose.
Ah, yes, where would we be without the retarded iconoclastics.

It looked cheap, but it was a clever concept. I thought it was funny.
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Macross wrote:Dont know who said it, but: "Tom Cruise is rapidly approaching the Michael Jackson side of celebrity."
oh no, Tom has a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go there. whacko jacko is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay the hell out there. but I will give you that Tom is headed that direction.
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Vympel wrote:Yeah, it was pretty lame looking.

But "celebrity hate wank"?

The guy acted like a fucking retard. He's also a scientologist. He's a moron and deserves everything he gets.
I wouldn't go that far. Him being a scientologist does not make him deserving of physical assaults.
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The effect was nice, but the sound was horrendous. Credit is due for creativity, at the least.
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:
I wouldn't go that far. Him being a scientologist does not make him deserving of physical assaults.
By "everything he gets" I was referring solely to being extensively mocked. Not physical assault- I didn't think squirting water in his face was called for. :wink:
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Vympel wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:
I wouldn't go that far. Him being a scientologist does not make him deserving of physical assaults.
By "everything he gets" I was referring solely to being extensively mocked. Not physical assault- I didn't think squirting water in his face was called for. :wink:
Ahh in the case, I agree.

About the video. It was kind of amusing.
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Excuse my ignorance of current events, but wtf is with Tom Cruise all of a sudden? All of a sudden, he's popping up in the news everywhere, and the guys on Bob & Tom have been laying into him like crazy the last few days. What did I miss?
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Thag wrote:Excuse my ignorance of current events, but wtf is with Tom Cruise all of a sudden? All of a sudden, he's popping up in the news everywhere, and the guys on Bob & Tom have been laying into him like crazy the last few days. What did I miss?
He's starring in "War of the worlds", an upcoming mega block buster movie directed by Spielberg and based on the novel of the same name by H.G Wells, he's trying to get some press coverage for the movie.
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Thag wrote:Excuse my ignorance of current events, but wtf is with Tom Cruise all of a sudden? All of a sudden, he's popping up in the news everywhere, and the guys on Bob & Tom have been laying into him like crazy the last few days. What did I miss?
He's starring in "War of the worlds", an upcoming mega block buster movie directed by Spielberg and based on the novel of the same name by H.G Wells, he's trying to get some press coverage for the movie.
Yes, but sadly he's garnered more press coverage of what a flake he's become.
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Patrick Degan wrote: Yes, but sadly he's garnered more press coverage of what a flake he's become.
stark raving lunatic actually. I reccomend Prozac.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote: Yes, but sadly he's garnered more press coverage of what a flake he's become.
stark raving lunatic actually. I reccomend Prozac.
Oh no, he cant take Prozac... Medicine is EVIL!!!!!! Didnt you see his interview with Matt Lauer?
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Macross wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote: Yes, but sadly he's garnered more press coverage of what a flake he's become.
stark raving lunatic actually. I reccomend Prozac.
Oh no, he cant take Prozac... Medicine is EVIL!!!!!! Didnt you see his interview with Matt Lauer?
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Macross wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote: Yes, but sadly he's garnered more press coverage of what a flake he's become.
stark raving lunatic actually. I reccomend Prozac.
Oh no, he cant take Prozac... Medicine is EVIL!!!!!! Didnt you see his interview with Matt Lauer?
so he's against science?
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SPOOFE wrote:Uh.... no. That was really stupid.

"Hey, look! I can use a cheap Premiere effect!"

Couple it with some celeb hatewank and you got yourself an Internet phenomenon, I suppose.
Shut up, it was funny as hell. Pull that stick out of your ass.
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