Guri vs. Data...with a twist :twisted:

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:47pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:lesbian pornos

Really, now how come your watching Lesbain porno?

*hyperventilating* Kelly, hon, please answer the question. PLEASE?!?!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 10:48pm

ok, force me to show my cards. I happen to like lesbian porno. Ok? Sue me.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 10:48pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:lesbian pornos

Really, now how come your watching Lesbain porno?
*hyperventilating* Kelly, hon, please answer the question. PLEASE?!?!

Iggy, for god's sake show a little restraint!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:49pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:ok, force me to show my cards. I happen to like lesbian porno. Ok? Sue me.

*gasp of relief* OK, thank you.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:49pm

Stormbringer wrote:Iggy, for god's sake show a little restraint!

Since when do you expect me to show any goddamn RESTRAINT!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 10:49pm

You ok, IG? What the hell were you worried about?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:50pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:You ok, IG? What the hell were you worried about?

You were reminding me of an old girlfriend, and let's leave that painful memory at that.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 10:52pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:ok, force me to show my cards. I happen to like lesbian porno. Ok? Sue me.

Now we have to establish why it is she likes lesbian porn.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 10:52pm

Oh. I'm sorry, sweetie. Didn't mean to bring up any bad memories.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:53pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:ok, force me to show my cards. I happen to like lesbian porno. Ok? Sue me.
Now we have to establish why it is she likes lesbian porn.

I think we've gone far enough.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-21 10:53pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:ok, force me to show my cards. I happen to like lesbian porno. Ok? Sue me.

We really need to get you a copy of that "Mary Poppins vs. Trinity" thread.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:54pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Oh. I'm sorry, sweetie. Didn't mean to bring up any bad memories.

*swoon*

She called me sweetie!

*swoon*

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 10:54pm

It's my bedtime anyway.

(EJ, quit peeking!)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:55pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:It's my bedtime anyway.

(EJ, quit peeking!)

*hits EJ over the head with a bat* LATER! *runs off*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 10:55pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:ok, force me to show my cards. I happen to like lesbian porno. Ok? Sue me.
Now we have to establish why it is she likes lesbian porn.
I think we've gone far enough.

No one is forcing you to read if it brings up painful memories. Sorry to sound blunt but that's the way it is.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:56pm

Stormbringer wrote:No one is forcing you to read if it brings up painful memories. Sorry to sound blunt but that's the way it is.

Not my point. I think we've gone far enough. I can tell what she's talking about.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-21 10:58pm

Lesbian porno is good. Teaches you the power of the tongue

Rebecca doesn't mind lesbian scenes either, although sexual technique may be slightly overrated. The most powerful erogenous zone on a woman is still her ears, as in "tell her you love her, and mean it".

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 10:59pm

Jeez, this thing attracted 7 pages in like 5 minutes!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 10:59pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:No one is forcing you to read if it brings up painful memories. Sorry to sound blunt but that's the way it is.
Not my point. I think we've gone far enough. I can tell what she's talking about.

I can't. And if she wants me to knock it off, she can tell me so. I'll respect whatever she asks.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-21 11:00pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:It's my bedtime anyway.

(EJ, quit peeking!)

I'm definitley NOT peeking! I'm here for.. research! Yes. Research.

IG-88E wrote:[*hits EJ over the head with a bat* LATER! *runs off*

Oh you'll be sorry! You'll be sorry when that bat of yours gets a crack in it from hitting people's heads with it too much, then you'll have to buy a new one! Ha ha ha ha!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 11:01pm

Evil Jerk wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:It's my bedtime anyway.

(EJ, quit peeking!)
I'm definitley NOT peeking! I'm here for.. research! Yes. Research.

IG-88E wrote:[*hits EJ over the head with a bat* LATER! *runs off*
Oh you'll be sorry! You'll be sorry when that bat of yours gets a crack in it from hitting people's heads with it too much, then you'll have to buy a new one! Ha ha ha ha!

Last I checked, an aluminum won't crack from hitting skulls.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-21 11:15pm

IG-88E wrote:Last I checked, an aluminum won't crack from hitting skulls.

That would depend on whose skull we're talking about. If it's Darkstar, for example ...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 11:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Last I checked, an aluminum won't crack from hitting skulls.
That would depend on whose skull we're talking about. If it's Darkstar, for example ...

OK, let's assume we're talking about NORMAL humans, excluding shitheads like DS an Chick...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 11:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Last I checked, an aluminum won't crack from hitting skulls.
That would depend on whose skull we're talking about. If it's Darkstar, for example ...

Darkstar doesn't have a head. He's got a reinforced steel storage container for super-dense stupidity.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-22 12:38am

IG-88E wrote:Jeez, this thing attracted 7 pages in like 5 minutes!

Yes, but we got Kelly to confess that she likes lesbian porn! Wasn't it worth it?