FY 2007 SD.net Spending Bill

[Coyote]

Why are we wasting time? Divert the needed funds and proceed!

[Beowulf]

*flips through HAB standard dictionary*

What is this money you speak of?

[Rob Wilson]

Summary execute him you mean, because there is no need for arrest and a show trial when these shocking revelations of mecha scum in the senate are already being beamed live to the population.

Unfortunately, ownership of Mecha, love of Mecha, nor affiliation with Mecha are Punishable with Death outside of the HAB. Of course if the defendant were found to have committed a crime on Passchendaele, you could move for extradition.

Also the Great Leader wishes to thank the so far two senators who have volunteered to lose limbs in the hunt for mecha laid mines and booby traps

The Senator's aides, and the Chancellor's aides don't you mean?

[Ender]

Mr Chancellor -

I wish to ammend the spending bill to include a pay raise for myself of 210%

All in favor?

[CmdrWilkens]

Mr Chancellor -

I wish to ammend the spending bill to include a pay raise for myself of 210%

All in favor?

I call a second with the proviso that henceforth all kickbacks must be cleared through the office of the Senator from Mariaeterritorium now sitting as the sole member and chair of the Permanent Senate Subcommitte on Contracts.

[Rob Wilson]

Mr Chancellor -

I wish to ammend the spending bill to include a pay raise for myself of 210%

All in favor?

Amendment noted and Attached to the bill. You now will recieve 210 x your Current Senatorial wage of $0 once the Bill is ratified. Don't spend it all at once.

Of course this generous dispensation on the part of the Chairman's office dues not come chepa, shall we say 50% of the Kickback you will recieve for voting the Bill in.

[Rob Wilson]

I call a second with the proviso that henceforth all kickbacks must be cleared through the office of the Senator from Mariaeterritorium now sitting as the sole member and chair of the Permanent Senate Subcommitte on Contracts.

Will you do your duty nd ensure the Bills under your supervision get a seedy and smooth passage into Law?
Oh and unfortunately all kickbacks are already supervised by the Chairman's Office, the speedy and smooth passage of Bills will of course need a slightly larger Kickback than simply voting for, I'm sure you agree.

[Sea Skimmer]

Amendment noted and Attached to the bill. You now will recieve 210 x your Current Senatorial wage of $0 once the Bill is ratified. Don't spend it all at once.

Shouldn’t that be 2.1x0? Never mind, we have no need for order of magnitude precision in our accounting anyway

[Rob Wilson]

Shouldn’t that be 2.1x0? Never mind, we have no need for order of magnitude precision in our accounting anyway

Bah, mathematical precision is for the plebes. I deal in amounts measured by wads. As in I have 2 wads of cash in 2 briefcases therefore I will soon own 2 Senators. That's the maths I deal in.

[Stuart Mackey]

Amendment noted and Attached to the bill. You now will recieve 210 x your Current Senatorial wage of $0 once the Bill is ratified. Don't spend it all at once.

Shouldn’t that be 2.1x0? Never mind, we have no need for order of magnitude precision in our accounting anyway

Mr Chancellor!
I hope that the Honourable Member for Pachendaele City is not suggesting that members of this house tolerate budget items not reciving an appropriate vote from the budget?

[CmdrWilkens]

I call a second with the proviso that henceforth all kickbacks must be cleared through the office of the Senator from Mariaeterritorium now sitting as the sole member and chair of the Permanent Senate Subcommitte on Contracts.

Will you do your duty nd ensure the Bills under your supervision get a seedy and smooth passage into Law?
Oh and unfortunately all kickbacks are already supervised by the Chairman's Office, the speedy and smooth passage of Bills will of course need a slightly larger Kickback than simply voting for, I'm sure you agree.

My pledge should clearly indicate that I'm out to do what must be done and meanwhile I would sya only that there is great advantage in running the kickbacks through the subcommitte instead of the chancellor's office as several members might become curious as to why the offices of graft, kickbacks, and pork are ALL operating out of the same leather bound briefcase in the chancellor's office. I merely offer plausible deniability in the form of minor accounting miscues between the offices of graft and kickbacks.

[Rob Wilson]

My pledge should clearly indicate that I'm out to do what must be done and meanwhile I would sya only that there is great advantage in running the kickbacks through the subcommitte instead of the chancellor's office as several members might become curious as to why the offices of graft, kickbacks, and pork are ALL operating out of the same leather bound briefcase in the chancellor's office. I merely offer plausible deniability in the form of minor accounting miscues between the offices of graft and kickbacks.

Graft? You mean work? I'm afriad your aides have been lying to you, and I'm shocked that you would have ever fallen for something so fundamentally false.

However I am happy to say that not only does the Permanent Senate Subcommittee on Contracts handle the passage of certain bills through the Senate, they can now also deal with the matters of Graft (streets need to be swept after all).

Of course the Chairman's Office is more than happy to deal with Kickbakcs, Public Works and Pork Futures Trading Oversight. Carry on.

[Rob Wilson]

Mr Chancellor!
I hope that the Honourable Member for Pachendaele City is not suggesting that members of this house tolerate budget items not reciving an appropriate vote from the budget?

The Hon. Member for Pach. is speaking to the Special Budget for military spending as detailed in Section 7, Sub section EE, Para 124ii of the Index to the FY 2007 Budget Bill. As such this is covered by the Permanent Senate Subcommittee on Contracts, and I would ask that you address any concerns to the Hon. Member for Marie. and his Special Executive Assistant for affairs of extreme violence, Knuckles.

[CmdrWilkens]

Mr Chancellor!
I hope that the Honourable Member for Pachendaele City is not suggesting that members of this house tolerate budget items not reciving an appropriate vote from the budget?

The Hon. Member for Pach. is speaking to the Special Budget for military spending as detailed in Section 7, Sub section EE, Para 124ii of the Index to the FY 2007 Budget Bill. As such this is covered by the Permanent Senate Subcommittee on Contracts, and I would ask that you address any concerns to the Hon. Member for Marie. and his Special Executive Assistant for affairs of extreme violence, Knuckles.

Mr Chancellor the Chairman of the Subcommittee wishes to state that the aforementioned budget has been reviewed previously. As such if the Hon. Member Mackey (whose delegation has not been appropriately recognized here at this time and thus is in need of a contract for verification of recognition) wishes to inquire again he will be forced to submit a new contract for examination under Section 8 Title VL Para 2 and submit funding requests through the Contracts Clerk and the Clerk of the Office of Kickbacks.

[Stuart Mackey]

Mr Chancellor!
I hope that the Honourable Member for Pachendaele City is not suggesting that members of this house tolerate budget items not reciving an appropriate vote from the budget?

The Hon. Member for Pach. is speaking to the Special Budget for military spending as detailed in Section 7, Sub section EE, Para 124ii of the Index to the FY 2007 Budget Bill. As such this is covered by the Permanent Senate Subcommittee on Contracts, and I would ask that you address any concerns to the Hon. Member for Marie. and his Special Executive Assistant for affairs of extreme violence, Knuckles.

Mr Chancellor the Chairman of the Subcommittee wishes to state that the aforementioned budget has been reviewed previously. As such if the Hon. Member Mackey (whose delegation has not been appropriately recognized here at this time and thus is in need of a contract for verification of recognition) wishes to inquire again he will be forced to submit a new contract for examination under Section 8 Title VL Para 2 and submit funding requests through the Contracts Clerk and the Clerk of the Office of Kickbacks.

Point of Order Mr Chancellor. Selection to the Senate is quite sufficant, there is no need for such mindless drearyness and it is only the the illbred unwashed that need worry about such matters and what need we concern ourselves with such nonsence?
Move that Members statement be striken.

[Rob Wilson]

Point of Order Mr Chancellor. Selection to the Senate is quite sufficant, there is no need for such mindless drearyness and it is only the the illbred unwashed that need worry about such matters and what need we concern ourselves with such nonsence?
Move that Members statement be striken.

It is a valid point that the Hon. Member has not yet registered in the House list. Only those listed may be eligible for contracts or Kickbacks (not to mention Orgies). The Hon.Member is therefore urged to amend this mistake at his earliest Convenience.

Officers Vinnie and Luigi will gladly escort you immediately to the Registar.

[CmdrWilkens]

Mr Chancellor the Chairman of the Subcommittee wishes to state that the aforementioned budget has been reviewed previously. As such if the Hon. Member Mackey (whose delegation has not been appropriately recognized here at this time and thus is in need of a contract for verification of recognition) wishes to inquire again he will be forced to submit a new contract for examination under Section 8 Title VL Para 2 and submit funding requests through the Contracts Clerk and the Clerk of the Office of Kickbacks.

Point of Order Mr Chancellor. Selection to the Senate is quite sufficant, there is no need for such mindless drearyness and it is only the the illbred unwashed that need worry about such matters and what need we concern ourselves with such nonsence?
Move that Members statement be striken.

Point of Order Mr Chancellor, the Hon Member, having not registered, has not yet executed a requisition for a standard form for proposal to strike statements. Given that such a form has not been presented to the clerk I move, and with appropriate paperwork, that the member's remarks be editorialzied as childish and destined to be a rallying point for the AYVB.

[Rob Wilson]

Point of Order Mr Chancellor. Selection to the Senate is quite sufficant, there is no need for such mindless drearyness and it is only the the illbred unwashed that need worry about such matters and what need we concern ourselves with such nonsence?
Move that Members statement be striken.

Point of Order Mr Chancellor, the Hon Member, having not registered, has not yet executed a requisition for a standard form for proposal to strike statements. Given that such a form has not been presented to the clerk I move, and with appropriate paperwork, that the member's remarks be editorialzied as childish and destined to be a rallying point for the AYVB.

So noted and documented. The record will show the Hon. Member as acting like a Big Smelly and that his best friend has Cooties. Once the Hon. Member has registered, he can move for that to be amended (with the requisite foldable documentation of course).

[Stuart Mackey]

Point of Order Mr Chancellor. Selection to the Senate is quite sufficant, there is no need for such mindless drearyness and it is only the the illbred unwashed that need worry about such matters and what need we concern ourselves with such nonsence?
Move that Members statement be striken.

Point of Order Mr Chancellor, the Hon Member, having not registered, has not yet executed a requisition for a standard form for proposal to strike statements. Given that such a form has not been presented to the clerk I move, and with appropriate paperwork, that the member's remarks be editorialzied as childish and destined to be a rallying point for the AYVB.

So noted and documented. The record will show the Hon. Member as acting like a Big Smelly and that his best friend has Cooties. Once the Hon. Member has registered, he can move for that to be amended (with the requisite foldable documentation of course).

I Object! I bathed one year ago and my best freind had shots for cooties at the same time!

[Rob Wilson]

I Object! I bathed one year ago and my best freind had shots for cooties at the same time!

Let the record show the Hon. Members comments to read "My butt smells, and my breath smells of butt, and I like to smell butts. Plus I'm scared of girls."

[Stuart Mackey]

I Object! I bathed one year ago and my best freind had shots for cooties at the same time!

Let the record show the Hon. Members comments to read "My butt smells, and my breath smells of butt, and I like to smell butts. Plus I'm scared of girls."

That is nothing more than foul lies and rumour started by me, and I will thank you not to repeat them...

[Rob Wilson]

It has been brought to the Chairs attention that the Hon. Member for the Fifth estate is in fact a charming, handsome ladiesman. Let the record show this and strike all old comments regard the Hon. Member.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've just received a 64" Plasma tv and DTS 8.1 home theatre system from a mysterious benefactor.

[Sea Skimmer]

The Great Leader reminds the Senate that THE MECHA TERRORIST THREAT is WINNING every moment this bill is delayed by TREASON!

[Joe]

I only regret that I have but two legs and two arms to give up for my country.

[SirNitram]

I only regret that I have but two legs and two arms to give up for my country.

How about your spleen? I could get the spleen out while we have you trussed up.