Chick and Jews

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-10-21 09:38pm

Jews suck! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0014/0014_01.asp

no, Jews rock! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1000/1000_01.asp

And I thought finding a contradiction would be hard . . .

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-10-21 09:43pm

Holy Fuck, Chick IS an idiot! Stop the Presses! Call the President! Don't forget to feed my fish!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-21 10:00pm

I've heard that in the first track, Chick originally had Rabbi Waxman shown burning in Hell near the end.

Supposedly, he received so many complaints about it that he deleted the panel from the current version.

It woudn't surprise me if that was true.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-21 10:27pm

And now we return to Star Trek, "Chick's Brain"

McCoy: The body's intact, but there's no mind!

Kirk: The aliens stole Chick's brain!

Aliens: No. No we didn't.

McCoy: They're right Jim. Jack Chick never had a brain to begin with.

Spock: Fascinating, but not uncommon among your species.

Kirk: Well what good is he to us then?

McCoy: Target practise.

Spock: That is the logical usage for a man such as Chick, Captain.

*Chick gets vaporised by a phaser*

Entire universe: Yay!

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2002-10-21 10:33pm

There's actually a very simple explaination for this. First of all, has any of you heard that Christian fundamentalists are supporting Israel? The story has appeared in many magazines and News programs(including Times and 60 Minutes). Christian fundies want Jews to have all of Israel because this event signals the Second Coming. Yes, they want the bloodbath, death, and war of many people. Here, 2/3 of the Jews will die, and the rest will convert to Christianity. And supposedly, the world will become a Christian paradise.

Now, fundies like Falwell and Chick obviously want this shit. That's why they support Israel and the ruthless suppression of the Palestinians. Chick probably got "orders" from his higher ups(i.e. even stupider people) to post pro-Israel crap. It's a wonder that his breed of intolerance is still around, wasting oxygen.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-21 11:03pm

Chick seems to think that the Jews droped the Ball but thats okey they can still surive a purpose while going to hell

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-10-21 11:16pm

There's actually a very simple explaination for this. First of all, has any of you heard that Christian fundamentalists are supporting Israel? The story has appeared in many magazines and News programs(including Times and 60 Minutes). Christian fundies want Jews to have all of Israel because this event signals the Second Coming. Yes, they want the bloodbath, death, and war of many people. Here, 2/3 of the Jews will die, and the rest will convert to Christianity. And supposedly, the world will become a Christian paradise.

that is the biggest Irony of all, all of these fundies wanting Israel to survive but couldn't care less for the jews themselves, they need it for their damm holy paradise to appear:roll:

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-21 11:16pm

I reitirate.

Jack Chick is fucking crack smoking donkey fucker.

I bet that Jack Chick isn't even his real name and he just changed it to get the JC initials. Fucktard.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-22 01:18pm

And he's like 70 years old. My God, why can't he have a fucking heart attack?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-22 03:25pm

IIRC the Bible says that God created the universe. But Chick says Jesus created the universe. How can the son of God create the Universe 6000+ years (if your a fundie, if you have an IQ >5 then you know it's millions of years) before he is born? Just WTF is going on here?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-22 03:31pm

I just read the second one and i am pissed off!

He slags off Englnd big style! He goes on about the British Empire falling, but has there ever been an Isreali Empire? Hell no! Britain's finished as a world power? Riiiiiight

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Mr Chick:

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-22 03:36pm

Anyone else find that whole bit about the US being a servant of the UN rather ironic?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-22 03:36pm

Anyone else find that whole bit about the US being a servant of the UN rather ironic?

victorhadin · Post by **victorhadin** » 2002-10-22 04:53pm

Dunno. You got a linkey?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-22 05:03pm

Chick has a big decision to make. Sure, we should "Love the Jewish People", but they didn't accept Christ! They're going to go to Hell! I wonder if Chick even cares about such massive contradictions in the Bible. "Love the Jewish People" came out 2 years after "Where's Rabbi Waxman?", so Chick must have found that Bible verse, ignored all his past works, and mindlessly follow the quote.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-22 05:24pm

Whose got the worst continunuity:
Chick
or
B&B ?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-22 05:30pm

Quite Cyril

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-10-22 05:36pm

Is KJA in the running?