The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-07-19 05:45pm

Well that was sickening.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-19 06:13pm

Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... lynch ...

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-19 06:30pm

I like the "More to come..." he put at the bottom of the webpage. That just made my whole day...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-19 06:49pm

Wow talk about Contradicting yourself....

Grand Admiral Chaos · Post by **Grand Admiral Chaos** » 2002-07-19 09:44pm

quote:
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Originally posted by A Big Flying Fish:

the whole of this website http://www.hom.net/~angels/atheism.html .
read it and be very, very afraid[/url]
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The person/s who wrote this horseshit should be dragged into the street, raped by a large horse, placed into a burlap sack with hungry angry rats, beaten with a lead pipe, forced to eat shit, have their fingernails pulled out, be dragged by a very fast car over gravel, and their heart cut out with a dull spoon. And if they aren't dead, shoot them in the abdomen with a 9mm hollowpoint bullet.

People like this were behind the Spanish Inquisition.

Can anyone else see the contradiction in this?

Edit: Ok, so "irony" was not quite the best word to use. Sue me.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-19 09:50pm

Edit: Ok, so "irony" was not quite the best word to use. Sue me

Hey Hey I'm in charge of Irony around here, Are you trying to operate Irony without a Licence?

I'm afriad I'm gonna have to write you up for this
(Bloody kids fresh out of school think they can just go whilly nilly using Irony, Damn fools I see more of the fools on the side of the road in ditchs every day)

Grand Admiral Chaos · Post by **Grand Admiral Chaos** » 2002-07-19 09:56pm

Well, I looked up the word to see if I had the correct meaning, and it was different from what I had learned before, so I changed it for the sake of my intelligence, if nothing else.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-19 11:21pm

I think it was somewhat ironic, Mr. Bean. The best word, though, would be hypocritical.

BTW, have you read the website? It's a riot!

[best imitation of psycho religious leader attending vocational school] "I don't stereotype people at all! I just happen to think that all atheists are bad people."

[other psycho, ultra-orthodox people in the background cheer]

"So true, brother. And God never intended for there to be black people, or people from any of those smurf-colored races.."

"No he didn't. Up with Al Qaeda."

[in all seriousness] I honestly forget, living in California (or, indeed, almost any part of the country), that people can be THAT biased against other people based on their religious affiliations. I don't think the guy should be tortured horribly, but I would stay WAAAAAYYYY away from him if I ever saw him walking down the street. After all, I am an Asian atheist.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-20 01:16am

Mr B wrote:
quote:

The person/s who wrote this horseshit should be dragged into the street, raped by a large horse, placed into a burlap sack with hungry angry rats, beaten with a lead pipe, forced to eat shit, have their fingernails pulled out, be dragged by a very fast car over gravel, and their heart cut out with a dull spoon. And if they aren't dead, shoot them in the abdomen with a 9mm hollowpoint bullet.

People like this were behind the Spanish Inquisition.

Can anyone else see the contradiction in this?

Edit: Ok, so "irony" was not quite the best word to use. Sue me.

Reacting with violence to violence is a natural human emotion. Besides I was talking about the people who wrote the aforementioned horseshit. Can you blame me?

Grand Admiral Chaos · Post by **Grand Admiral Chaos** » 2002-07-20 01:57am

I know what you mean, and I don't necessarily blame you. However, you did contradict yourself by stating that people like him were behind the Spanish Inquisition, which would imply that you don't like the horrible acts commited over someone's ideals while advocating a similar fate for the person that wrote the horseshit because of his. That's all I'm pointing out. You don't have to accept what one says, but to hurt the person for it would be to commit an act of hatred no worse than what had been done by the people that judged and punished who they considered "heretics" in those times. Again, I conceed to your reacting by venting, but to incite or actually commit any act of physical harm against the person will not make you better than he is.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-20 02:46am

Grand Admiral Chaos wrote:I know what you mean, and I don't necessarily blame you. However, you did contradict yourself by stating that people like him were behind the Spanish Inquisition, which would imply that you don't like the horrible acts commited over someone's ideals while advocating a similar fate for the person that wrote the horseshit because of his. That's all I'm pointing out. You don't have to accept what one says, but to hurt the person for it would be to commit an act of hatred no worse than what had been done by the people that judged and punished who they considered "heretics" in those times. Again, I conceed to your reacting by venting, but to incite or actually commit any act of physical harm against the person will not make you better than he is.

Well as are all forum threats, it is an empty one. Maybe I was overreacting? I did read that entire page of horseshit.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-20 02:49am

P.S. to GAC
i am going to see Tool Sept 4 in concert

SWEEEEEEEET

Grand Admiral Chaos · Post by **Grand Admiral Chaos** » 2002-07-20 03:25am

I can understand your meaning, but I just thought that little detail was worth relaying.

Cool. I'm going to see them on the 27th.

:: is suddenly reminded to get his Lateralus CD back ::

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2002-07-20 08:29am

Ouch.
This whole article is an example of nearly every logical fallacy there is...
My brain nearly exploded after reading all that gibberish.
I was going to quote one of the stupidest things i've heard, but this is just enough to qualify
Friggin' fundamentalists.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 09:26am

Never met a Fundmetalist I wish I had not met

They annoy me terrible doth due to Glaring Flashing Logic Errors and also inabity to keep going if they are proven wrong on somthing(IE Ask to leave the room, walk away, Tell you to shut-up)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-20 03:53pm

I think someone needs a lobotamy

*1950's advertisment music in background* <voice of Greg Proops(sp?)> Frontal Lobotomies for people too stupid to NEED a brain</voice of Greg Proops(sp?)>

John · Post by **John** » 2002-07-20 07:58pm

Communism works.
Men and Women are exactly alike.
Democrats care about you.
Unions are for the workers.
How's that for a start?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-20 08:14pm

Communism works.
Men and Women are exactly alike.
Democrats care about you.
Unions are for the workers.
How's that for a start?

No, no it doesnt

No they arent, differnt but equal

Politicians care about no one but themeselves, but individual people do

I dont have personal experience with unions, but they where started for the workers, how they are now i dont know

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 09:46pm

Depends on the Union

A few from me

Relax! Nothing can go wrong
I'll go first!
Lets Split up!

from the dumb things to say during a movie

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-20 10:47pm

cheaters finish last.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-21 01:24am

asking fundamentalist why it took god so many days to create everything.

answer: He couldn't do everything at once.

Think about this one for a minute.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-21 02:52am

Then he isnt omnipotent!

Bwaha, Bwaha, Bwahahaha!

Ladysekhmet · Post by **Ladysekhmet** » 2002-07-21 04:42am

A few years ago I witnessed some fundamentalist stupidity that may well trump all other stories. I was in my neighborhood convenience store while an historical frontier days re-enactment was going on a few miles away. Some of the re-enactors were there buying stuff dressed as Sioux indian dancers. A couple ladies in the store actually stopped them to ask if they were in a cult. They explained that they were re-enactors and there was a Frontier Rendezvous down the street several times before it (hopefuly) sunk in. The kicker is that the neighborhood pagan and athiest (me and my then-fiancee) were able to buy our gas and drinks and leave unnoticed. Now if we had only been wearing our costumes.....

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-22 07:15pm

People are pretty stupid and superficial when faced with the unknown.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-22 07:59pm

Mr. B wrote:People are pretty stupid and superficial when faced with the unknown.

When faced with the unknown? They seem stupid and superficial to me ALL THE TIME!

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