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Witness the genius of the average creationist. The other messages I printed at least contained genuine effort, if not intelligence. This one ...
Name: will
E-Mail: gatortop@hotmail.com
Comments: u are the bigest fucking idiot ive ever seen u put me in mind of one of those terriost u are satan sent and ignorant to a falt./ your site should be shut down when i see plp like u going aginst the word of god it makes me pity u. btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured hahaha ya right
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What

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Darth Wong wrote:Witness the genius of the average creationist. The other messages I printed at least contained genuine effort, if not intelligence. This one ...
Name: will
E-Mail: gatortop@hotmail.com
Comments: u are the bigest fucking idiot ive ever seen u put me in mind of one of those terriost u are satan sent and ignorant to a falt./ your site should be shut down when i see plp like u going aginst the word of god it makes me pity u. btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured hahaha ya right

Umm, ye-aaaaah!!! :roll:

Seems a bit drugged up to me.


"gatortop", what do you think? Florida or Georgia? Maybe even Alabama?
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Ok, while the statement "Defies Logic" would seemingly be a good statement here, this person displays a level of hatemongering ignorance at a level that almost defies belief itself. This person used about the worst Ad-Hominen attack possible, and such e-mails are completely pointless because they are automatically disgarded. This makes me wonder if the person who sent the e-mail actually has a brain, or a piece of coal in their head.
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Let's swarm his E-mail and challenge him to DEBATE!
Of course I can see reasons not to do that as well considering how really right wing he seemed.
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Joy, another prepubescent computer hacker wannabe puke. He's the load that mommy should've swallowed. :lol:
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The other question is what kind of attack is it. Should we take what he wrote and how he wrote it at face value, or is this an attack of the "smart ass" kind.

You know, "Watch this I'll fuck with Wong and send him some bs email that attacks his site and show everyone how clever I am for doing it in such a clever fashion".

I have a hard time deciding because the guy really seems to be going off on stuff. The spelling and the lack of caps makes me lean towards the "fucking with Wong" theory but I've also seen a lot of sites where it's "hip" to write like that. Either way he's annoying. :x
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Darth Wong wrote:Witness the genius of the average creationist. The other messages I printed at least contained genuine effort, if not intelligence. This one ...
Name: will
E-Mail: gatortop@hotmail.com
Comments: u are the bigest fucking idiot ive ever seen u put me in mind of one of those terriost u are satan sent and ignorant to a falt./ your site should be shut down when i see plp like u going aginst the word of god it makes me pity u. btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured hahaha ya right

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Tsyroc wrote:The other question is what kind of attack is it. Should we take what he wrote and how he wrote it at face value, or is this an attack of the "smart ass" kind.

You know, "Watch this I'll fuck with Wong and send him some bs email that attacks his site and show everyone how clever I am for doing it in such a clever fashion".

I have a hard time deciding because the guy really seems to be going off on stuff. The spelling and the lack of caps makes me lean towards the "fucking with Wong" theory but I've also seen a lot of sites where it's "hip" to write like that. Either way he's annoying. :x
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Andrew J. wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:The other question is what kind of attack is it. Should we take what he wrote and how he wrote it at face value, or is this an attack of the "smart ass" kind.

You know, "Watch this I'll fuck with Wong and send him some bs email that attacks his site and show everyone how clever I am for doing it in such a clever fashion".

I have a hard time deciding because the guy really seems to be going off on stuff. The spelling and the lack of caps makes me lean towards the "fucking with Wong" theory but I've also seen a lot of sites where it's "hip" to write like that. Either way he's annoying. :x
You can't fake that kind of poor grammar and spelling.
You're probably right. Especially with the "gator" email address he's likely some ignorant dweeb from Florida that thought he'd be a big shot an let one rip at someone who didn't believe the same things his teeny mind was indoctronated into thinking were the right things to believe. :)
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:?:

Apparently the concept of 'English' is lost on him...
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:?: :?: :?:

My God...I'm reminded of a quote

"I went on the internet once, but everyone there had really bad spelling. It was depressing"

Ok, two quotes

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Darth Wong wrote:Witness the genius of the average creationist. The other messages I printed at least contained genuine effort, if not intelligence. This one ...
Name: will
E-Mail: gatortop@hotmail.com
Comments: u are the bigest fucking idiot ive ever seen u put me in mind of one of those terriost u are satan sent and ignorant to a falt./ your site should be shut down when i see plp like u going aginst the word of god it makes me pity u. btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured hahaha ya right
That email was so incredibly stupid I'm actually doubting it is real. It sounds like something you would write to make fun of these ignorant bastards.
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Darth Wong wrote:Witness the genius of the average creationist. The other messages I printed at least contained genuine effort, if not intelligence. This one ...
Name: will
E-Mail: gatortop@hotmail.com
Comments: u are the bigest fucking idiot ive ever seen u put me in mind of one of those terriost u are satan sent and ignorant to a falt./ your site should be shut down when i see plp like u going aginst the word of god it makes me pity u. btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured hahaha ya right
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Actually, I'm hoping him to be an alien. I hate the idea of being related to these guys, even if it is in the 1e6 degree.

And don't insult the poor little monkeys.
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It just strikes me as being so ironic that people like that call you stupid/an idiot/whatever and yet use spelling and grammar like that. It's really so hypocritical, and all.
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I pray he doesn't breed.
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Darth Wong wrote:Witness the genius of the average creationist. The other messages I printed at least contained genuine effort, if not intelligence. This one ...
Name: will
E-Mail: gatortop@hotmail.com
Comments: u are the bigest fucking idiot ive ever seen u put me in mind of one of those terriost u are satan sent and ignorant to a falt./ your site should be shut down when i see plp like u going aginst the word of god it makes me pity u. btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured hahaha ya right
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Sentience is overrated. Maybe we should enact a law in which people who would've been killed in ancient times for stupidity will be killed.
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Its very amusing how big religeous man here failed to capitalize "God" in his rant. Oh well, guess he's going to hell :twisted:
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well at least the retard/dipshit/bird shit for brains admitted evolution was real
btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured
that might be proof he has something in his head
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A Big Flying Fish wrote:well at least the retard/dipshit/bird shit for brains admitted evolution was real
btw so cool i was a monkey wow who would have figured
that might be proof he has something in his head

He might have had no choice but to admit the monkey thing given his rant. He probably lives with proof of evolution every day. :wink:
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Let's swarm his E-mail and challenge him to DEBATE!
Of course I can see reasons not to do that as well considering how really right wing he seemed.
Why bother! You could be doing better things with your time then debating with that fundie.
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