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fgalkin wrote:[Widebeam hyperwave transmission from sector C-6 detected]

Greetings, fellow sapients of the galaxy. In light of recent galactic events, we have decided to reconsider our long-standing policy of isolation, and are now seeking diplomatic contact with your civilizations.

Below you will find a set of first contact questions that would greatly assist us in establishing diplomatic relations with your people.

I. Please arrange the following statements according to their compatibility with your civilization’s objectives, principles, and values, starting with the most compatible and ending with the least compatible.

1) The primary purpose of any civilization is to ensure the comfort and prosperity of its citizens.
2) Nature exists only to be conquered; one day we shall be as gods.
3) The universe is a dangerous place and we must be dangerous in return. None shall threaten us without suffering the consequences.
4) Our way is the correct way. Therefore, it is only fitting that we share it with the galaxy.
5) Power is its own reward.
6) Few things are nobler than the quest for knowledge. Fortunately for us, there are many mysteries in the universe yet unexplained.
7) Order and Stability are vital to the survival of any civilization, and must be pursued even at the expense of growth and innovation.
8 ) We are but insects in the grand scheme of things, and must be careful not be stepped on.

II. Hypothetical Scenario: It is the year 4400 according to Standard Human Calendar. Your civilization has achieved complete dominance in the Galaxy. Every one of your rivals is either destroyed or has been converted into an ally. Your citizens are free from want and need. Your civilization is free to undertake any project it chooses at its leisure, with the resources of the entire galaxy at its disposal. Please indicate the primary focus of your civilization’s energies and attention in this hypothetical situation.

Please send your responses, as well as any inquiries of your own to our communication relay station in Sector C-6.

Many thanks for your cooperation.
From: Oaxtoatotol Łichíí of the Nenpanoliz-altuxl Kikialtignahwi
To: The Lost

Firstly, the Nenpanoliz-altuxl Kikialtignahwi extends our warmest salutations to you. We'd be delighted to engage in a more formal diplomatic meeting at your soonest convienence in neutral territory.

As for Part I and Part II, we cannot answer that according to your wishes. Our government is fairly decentralized in power and is highly representative in nature; thus, answers for both parts would differ tremendously based on who was answering them and what sort of representation was most common at the time. I feel confident in saying, though, that our civilization favors true democracy, enlightened citizens, and technological progress as three overarching ideals.

In response, we would ask of you the same questions as you posed to us.

Thank you.
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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From: The Office of Foreign Relations, the Department of the State, Humanist Union
To: The Center of Foreign Affairs, Centrality

I would like to apologize personally for the tardiness in this reply. Recent reorganization within the Office of Foreign Relations has led to some degree of unfortunate disarray, and it appears your message was indeed lost in a clerical error produced by our reorganization. The Office of Foreign Relations and Humanist Union did not intend to communicate a lack of interest in diplomatic matters.

That established, the Humanist Union would be amenable to diplomatic discourse. As you say, it has been a significant amount of time since our two states have had meaningful diplomatic contact, and we understand your desire to remedy this ongoing situation; we find ourselves similarly inclined, particularly in the face of recent events in spinward space and occupied space at large.

We would be agreeable to a meeting of diplomats in a location within the Centrality, the Humanist Union, some neutral third location, or on representative vessels thereof. I away your reply.

Respectfully yours,
Hugh Bishop, Lieutenant Director
Office of Foreign Relations
Department of the State
Humanist Union
From: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality
To: Hugh Bishop, Lieutenant Director, Office of Foreign Relations

I am glad that it was a mere clerical error.

There are many issues our nations must discuss. Trade, security, etc, are our main worries.

We would be interested to meet your diplomats on neutral ground. I'd recommend Umeria, but other suggestions are fine.

I await your reply.

Sincerely,
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Center of Foreign Affairs
The Centrality
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From: The Office of Foreign Relations, the Department of the State, Humanist Union
To: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality

Umeria would be an acceptable meeting place for our purposes. We do not feel further suggestions are therefore necessary on this point.

We are prepared to discuss any issues that concern the Centrality related to the relationship between our two states. While we cannot guarantee that suitable agreements will be met on all issues raised, we believe we should be able to lay the groundwork on the issues that concern you, as they are indeed important to the Humanist Union, as well.

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To:Unified Kingdom of the Knights of Order; Jushin Gabriel, Foreign Affairs Clerk
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy


Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions.

To answer your own question, we believe that our civilization has only one significant achievement in its history, which is the will and ability to overcome the limitations of our own nature.

We feel that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

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To: The Commonwealth Ministry of Foreign Affairs; The Hon. Stepan Xiaowen
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy



Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions.

Upon reviewing your communiqué, we feel that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith
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To: Humanist Union, Department of the State, Office of Foreign Relations
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy



Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions, and for your most valuable gift of information.

From examining the supplementary materials which you have sent us, we understand that no true friendship is possible between our two peoples. However, in appreciation of your willingness to deny your aggressive impulses and pursue a peaceful working relationship with our civilization, we have decided to offer you the hand of friendship and open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation, and to sign the necessary agreements. Likewise, as a show of trust and good faith, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilites in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be peaceful and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith.

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To: The Technocracy of Umeria
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy



Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time and effort you have taken to answer our questions. We have been quite impressed by the depth of detail in your response.

Upon reviewing your communiqué, we believe that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

In regards to your query, we are happy to announce that we shall be able to disclose some information about the workings of our civilization in exchange for items of value to our people (see appendix A). We shall be able to accommodate your scientific mission at our diplomatic facilities.

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith

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Appendix A

Items of significant value to our civilization:

1) Information pertaining to the causes, methodology and motivation of the arrival of the Central Alliance.
2) Information pertaining to the causes, methodology and motivation of the arrival of the Multiversal Empire of Happiness.
3) Information pertaining to the causes, methodology and motivation of the arrival of the Refuge.
4) Information pertaining to the origins of the Chamarran species.
5) Information pertaining to the origins of the Human species on the planets Earth and Nova Terra.
6) Information pertaining to the activity of “godlike” beings and entities.
7) Information and technologies pertaining to the travel between universes.
8 ) Information pertaining to the interaction of energy entities derived from sapient material beings (“souls”) with the material universe.
9) Information and technologies pertaining to communication with extradimensional entities.
10) A detailed explanation of the cultural entity known as “Animal House.”
11) Items of high utility function for the facilitation of the acquisition of the above.

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To: The Centrality; Tagdef Borlon, Secretary of Foreign Affairs of the Centrality and Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy



Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions.

Upon reviewing your communiqué, we feel that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith

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From: The Office of Foreign Relations, the Department of the State, Humanist Union
To: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy

I must express mild confusion and concern in response to the conclusions you appear to have drawn from the supplementary materials provided by this office. It occurs to me that the common description of non-human sapients as "rival animals" may seem overtly aggressive, but I would like to assure your government that the new humanist ideology and Union government do not promote xenocidal policies or disclude the possibility of cooperation with states including non-human sapients. I would be willing to elaborate further on this concept at your wish, at such a time as is convenient.

Concerning your ambassador and the formalization of the agreements between our nations, the government will receive you at sector L1, at coordinates that will be attached to to this message. We will also accept your offer to send envoys to your facilities in Sector G3. I will attach to this message a document detailing the traffic laws governing foreign vessels in the Elysion system, but will briefly cover them here, as well: no dedicated foreign warships are permitted in the Elysion system except by special military exception. Foreign envoys are permitted to be armed and may come with a small personal honor guard, provided this is in-line with their desires. If you intend to establish a permanent diplomatic officer on Elysion, please notify us and we will prepare accordingly. Please contact my office with any questions concerning your ambassador's visit to our nation.

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fgalkin wrote:To: The Centrality; Tagdef Borlon, Secretary of Foreign Affairs of the Centrality and Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy



Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions.

Upon reviewing your communiqué, we feel that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith

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From: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary
To: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy

You can send your ambassador straight to our capital at Centrum, on Sector M-9 (coordinates recieved). We will await him or her there.

We will send our representatives to Sector G-3. We hope our nations enjoy good relations.
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FROM: Dr. Kang Lee, Ambassador to Klavostan
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We would like to inquire as to any information you may have on the whereabouts of the Umerian nationals who recently travelled to your facility for technical discussions, as they appear to have disappeared. Several family members have already inquired, as has the Umerian Strategic Defense Institute, employer of two of the six individuals.
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Tanasinn wrote:From: The Office of Foreign Relations, the Department of the State, Humanist Union
To: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality

Umeria would be an acceptable meeting place for our purposes. We do not feel further suggestions are therefore necessary on this point.

We are prepared to discuss any issues that concern the Centrality related to the relationship between our two states. While we cannot guarantee that suitable agreements will be met on all issues raised, we believe we should be able to lay the groundwork on the issues that concern you, as they are indeed important to the Humanist Union, as well.

Respectfully yours,
Hugh Bishop, Lieutenant Director
Office of Foreign Relations
Department of the State
Humanist Union
From: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality, Center of Foreign Affairs
To: Hugh Bishop, Lieutenant Director, Office of Foreign Relations

Indeed. We shall inform the Umerians of our diplomatic meeting.
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From: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality
To: Maxim Chernov, Second Technarch for Foreign Affairs

Mr. Chernov,

We have begun discussions with the Humanist Union for a reestablishment of diplomatic contact, and we agreed that our diplomats would meet at your nation, a neutral third party. We ask that the Umerian Government prepare the necessary facilities for the coming talks between us and the HU. We would be thankful for your hospitality.

With respect,

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[Reply to the effect that yes, facilities can easily be prepared in the hotel-arcos that form the Umerian equivalent of "embassy row" and its immediate environs. Lots of boring details, oh so many boring details, for this is a Umerian message!]

[Also, please bear in mind that they call him... DOCTOR Chernov!] Aaaaaaah!

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Ravin Nostrum reads Dr. Chernov's reply.

"Shit, how many pages?!"

Nostrum now understood why the ASC had complained so much about excessive paperwork....
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fgalkin wrote:To:Unified Kingdom of the Knights of Order; Jushin Gabriel, Foreign Affairs Clerk
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy


Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions.

To answer your own question, we believe that our civilization has only one significant achievement in its history, which is the will and ability to overcome the limitations of our own nature.

We feel that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith
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-fgalkin
To: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy
From: Unified Kingdom of the Knights of Order; Jushin Gabriel, Foreign Affairs Clerk


We thank you for your response and willingness to cooperate with us.

We shall take you up on the offer of diplomatic relations, we are sending a diplomat, attached are his credentials and past postings to allow for your understanding of his needs and expectations of his actions.

We will also accept your offer of a diplomatic envoy of whatever status you see fit to approach our central embassy habitat at [Co-ordinates], Sector B-9.

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NOTE: This message is being hand carried by official diplomatic couriers through warp gates, and will be presented in person by the respective Shinra ambassadors to the appropriate foreign government officials. As such, it is not subject to electronic or other intercept.
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The Shinra Republic Navy has recently intercepted a transport ship from the Multiversal Empire of Happiness containing sapient ESP-capable individuals held prisoner. From earlier diplomatic traffic between the Republic and the Empire, as well as interviews with the prisoners and transport crew, it is clear these sapients were destined to be the subject of unwilling experimentation.

As we would consider this to be an act of government sponsored slave trafficking, the Shinra Republic is invoking the Pendleton Precedent to answer this transgession against all living beings. While we forsee the need for military action in the future, the immediate concern is to have a face to face meetings with representitives of the Republic, your nation and other allied nations to plan a coordinated response.

We ask that communication regarding this matter be kept off official channels as much as practicable. Due to the unfortunate actions undertaken by the Shepistani Navy against the civil populace of Pendleton, it is the view of the Shinra Republic that wide-spread dissemination of this incident is not in the best interests of the Republic, our allies, the civilian population of the Multiversal Empire of Happiness and the galaxy as a whole.

In the spirit of cooperation and transparency, we attach a list of the initial governments the Shinra Republic has contacted on this matter:

United Star Kingdom of New Anglia
Technocracy of Umeria
Clans of Hiigara
Interstellar Union of Worlds
Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya
Byzantine Imperium
Sultanate of Klavostan
Tianguo

If your government would wish to propose other members of the coalition, we feel this can be done in the first meeting of all coalition partners.

Travel information, meeting destination, and Warp Codes for your representitives are as follows:

{Insert Information Here}

We look forward to meeting your representitives and hope that together we can create a suitable response to the Multiversal Empire of Happiness' barbaric and cruel actions against galactic society.
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fgalkin wrote:To: The Commonwealth Ministry of Foreign Affairs; The Hon. Stepan Xiaowen
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy



Greetings, fellow sapients.

We thank you for the time you have taken to answer our questions.

Upon reviewing your communiqué, we feel that our civilizations have a lot to offer to each other, and wish to open diplomatic and economic relations with your nation. We are ready to send an ambassador to a location of your choice to discuss the specific details of our cooperation. Likewise, we are willing to receive your own envoys at our newly-constructed diplomatic facilities in Sector G3 [coordinates attached].

We hope that our relationship will be friendly and mutually beneficial to our civilizations.

Representing the Lost,

Lilith
To: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy
From: The Commonwealth Ministry of Foreign Affairs; The Hon. Stepan Xiaowen

We have aranged a section of the Mikhail's Legacy Archology in Mareiopolis for your diplomatic envoy. On the same note, a diplomatic team shall be dispatched to you society shortly.

We happily return the sentiment of co-operation.
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We would require about 55 thousand charms in all sized, suitable for securing rooms, vehicles and individual personnell. It is the intent of this inquiry to establish your capability and willingness to enter this agreement, and request your initial statement as to your preferred terms. It is also our request that a small initial purchase be authorized for the purpose of testing the material for its suitability to our goals.

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To: C'Tan Consumer Products, Purchasing Department, Stanley P. Meyer
From: The Lost, Section for Trade and Diplomacy, BEEEF Delegation, Emissary Shroom


Dear Mr. Meyer,

Thank you for your interest in our products. We would be more than happy to fulfill your order of 55,000 orichalcum wards. While the exact total amount of the orichalcum needed will vary on the exact breakdown of the wards required, we estimate the amount to be around 6 tons. Including the price of crafting, transportation, and installation, our preliminary pricing places the cost at around [very large sum of money]. We accept payment in UN Dollars, Altacaran and New Anglian Pounds, Haruhiist Yen, and Solarian Credits, as well as raw materials, certain high-end goods, advanced technologies, or information.

If you find the price acceptable, the next step would be to meet with our trade representative here at the BEEEF. There are thousands of possible wards, and we will select the optimal shapes based on your requirements. Ideally, we would also have to assist you with the installation of permanent wards for secure locations and vehicles to ensure optimal placement and coverage, however if this is impossible due to security reasons, we will provide a detailed set of instructions instead.

We will, of course, provide you a sample for testing at no cost to you as a token of our appreciation and goodwill.

Representing the Lost,

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To: Bragulan Embassy; Chamarran Embassy; Solarian Embassy; Refuge Embassy
From: The Emissaries

Greetings. We have reason to suspect that the faction known as the Multiversal Empire of Happiness may be mounting a disinformation campaign against you in the near future. We must note that this is drawn from fragmentary intercepts and pieced together by lower probability predictor AIs so we cannot fully guarantee that this is a certainty. We simply wish to warn you so that you may prepare for this eventuality.

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From: The Office of Foreign Relations, the Department of the State, Humanist Union
To: The Technocracy of Umeria

Based on recent intelligence received by our Department of Internal Intelligence and the Federal Civil Protection Service, my government has reason to believe that a wanted criminal has fled to the outer rim of your nation with the intention of avoiding arrest here in the Union. This individual, one Brandon Klein, is believed to be connected to the recent suicide bombing that took the life of Office of Foreign Relations Director Amos Bowman. While it is unclear in what capacity this individual is involved, his particular skills at evading arrest and detecting pursuit reinforce my government's suspicions. This individual is also an unregistered ESPer, and has displayed abilities in physical augmentation and pyrokinesis, as well as possibly possessing precognitive abilities.

I greatly regret that contact between our states is made on such unfortunate grounds. I expect the Technocracy understands the sensitivity of this issue to the Union's government, in light of Director Bowman's contributions to humanity and the fleeing fugitive's apparent connection to some greater criminal enterprise. We humbly request the cooperation and, if possible, the assistance of the Umerian government in apprehending this dangerous criminal and returning him to the Union so that his actions might be properly addressed. Attached to this message is a file detailing Klein's last known wherabouts, his background, his appearance, and reports on his apparent abilities.

Respectfully yours,
Hugh Bishop, Lieutenant Director
Office of Foreign Relations
Department of the State
Humanist Union
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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Tanasinn wrote:From: The Office of Foreign Relations, the Department of the State, Humanist Union
To: The Technocracy of Umeria

Based on recent intelligence received by our Department of Internal Intelligence and the Federal Civil Protection Service, my government has reason to believe that a wanted criminal has fled to the outer rim of your nation with the intention of avoiding arrest here in the Union. This individual, one Brandon Klein...
[Joint reply between one of Dr. Chernov's immediate subordinates and the Internal Security Directorate, a subdivision of the Ministry of Security]

We appreciate your prompt warning; all usual liaison channels for extradition remain open. We will keep you updated on our own investigations and attempts to follow up the leads provided. Should any further information on the fugitive's background, identity, or abilities come to light, we would be greatly obliged if it would be forwarded to the offices of the Internal Security Directorate*.

*Contact information is listed for the office of Chief Inspector Nuo Shao, head of InSec's Special Threats division.
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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[swept-to-tightbeam, hypercast on restricted frequency, encryption BLUE INDIGO, received @ g7.219.47.3400+]
(Signal sequence #e425L2/6642, relay:)

TO: Ordos Diplomatica; Imperial Inquisition; Imperium of Man

Your Lords Inquisitors,

The consulate of the United Solarian Sovereignty on Conch Key, sector U-26, has received the following communique from authorities in Bragulan space:
Diplomatic Message wrote:Neighbors of Bragule Be Advised!

The most imperious military forces of the mighty Star Empire of Bragule will be deploying to the Chamarran Hierarchy to conduct large-scale exercises with their Chamarran comrades. Included in the Bragulan mobilization will be one and a half Space Guards Fleets and approximately half a billion soldiers from the Legions of Liberation - to be deployed incrementally from the end of the year 3400 to the beginning of year 3401.

The purpose of these exercises include the peaceful cooperation of the defense forces of Bragulan and Chamarran allies, and simulated joint Bragulan-Chamarran combined operations against a 'mysterious enemy from the anti-spinward'.

Any attempt at hampering the movement of peaceful Bragulan military forces to and from their point of origin and destination will be considered a hostile act and dealt with accordingly. Any vessel coming within the Bragulan Exclusion Zone will be treated as hostile and destroyed with extreme prejudice. Any protestations against these maneuvers will be assumed to be hostile responses.

The Imperial People's Military Maritime Space Fleet wishes to inform all peoples of this, so that they may behold the glouries and majesty of the Imperator’s mighty armadas and endless armies - and eventually bear witness to the ultimate culmination of this great operation.
Breakdown of this message has lead us to believe that either the communique is a ruse intended to lull Solarian authorities into a false sense of security whilst Bragule mobilizes against us, or that Bragulan and Chamarran forces may be intending to mount a joint campaign against the anti-spinward polity identifying itself as the Multiversal Empire of Happiness.

Solarian authorities are aware that the Ordos Diplomatica of the Imperial Inquisition maintains some form of dialogue with authorities in Bragulan space. We request your assessment of both possibilities and any further intelligence on this situation you may be able to provide.

Cordially,

xOLYMPIC
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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Siege wrote:[swept-to-tightbeam, hypercast on restricted frequency, encryption BLUE INDIGO, received @ g7.219.47.3400+]
(Signal sequence #e425L2/6642, relay:)

TO: Ordos Diplomatica; Imperial Inquisition; Imperium of Man

Your Lords Inquisitors,

The consulate of the United Solarian Sovereignty on Conch Key, sector U-26, has received the following communique from authorities in Bragulan space:

<snips out Bragulan Communique>

Breakdown of this message has lead us to believe that either the communique is a ruse intended to lull Solarian authorities into a false sense of security whilst Bragule mobilizes against us, or that Bragulan and Chamarran forces may be intending to mount a joint campaign against the anti-spinward polity identifying itself as the Multiversal Empire of Happiness.

Solarian authorities are aware that the Ordos Diplomatica of the Imperial Inquisition maintains some form of dialogue with authorities in Bragulan space. We request your assessment of both possibilities and any further intelligence on this situation you may be able to provide.

Cordially,

xOLYMPIC
<Using the highest level encryption protocols>
TO: Olympic

From: High Lord Inquisitor Al Fahd, the Head of the Ordos Diplomatica

Dear Sir/Mdm,

The Byzantine Imperium and the Bragulan Star Empire have recently agreed on joint operations against the entity that calls itself the Multiverse Empire of Happiness on the pretext of common interests. The Imperium is mustering for such a joint operation with a significant fraction of its standing forces. The Bragulan Star Empire is cooperating with their allies, the Chamarran Hierachy and is mustering in Chamarran space. We are of the understanding that the Bragulan Star Empire will make a similar commitment, thus maintaining the current balance of power which will deter military adventurism in the near future. The Bragulan Star Empire will make no overt military operation in the near future against the USS as the conduct of the campaign against the MEH continues.

We apologise for the tardiness of this notification, but the operational security of the situation demands a certain silence on the matter. We appreciate your understanding.

Yours sincerely,
High Lord Inquisitor Al Fahd
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