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Well, there's a lot of stupid cult-loving people in this world as well that's what we found out, thanks Shroom! Your plots are always the bestest.

Stas Bush wrote:Well, there's a lot of stupid cult-loving people in this world as well that's what we found out, thanks Shroom! Your plots are always the bestest.

Well, when you have a boogeyman, someone will bound to take advantage of it.

They will be watched though. I'm still deliberating whether to forcibly disband the Crusaders, or force them to swear again their loyalty to me. Then they will melt into the background and not appear in public.

What I will do with them is something kept secret of course.

EDIT: Technically, the Crusaders aren't a cult. Just a more militant bunch of Orthodox Christians.

Stas Bush wrote:Well, there's a lot of stupid cult-loving people in this world as well that's what we found out, thanks Shroom! Your plots are always the bestest.

Indeed.

And now we are going to make this shit even more interesting.

*feeds Bean to hungry kittens*

(hey cats will immediatly predate on a dead human companion, dogs wait till all the other food sources are exhausted.)

now to the game, why is it that the discussion threads are growing faster then the actual RP?

Because we scheme villainously and plot and connive! Mu-ha-ha-ha!

Uh...okay, so how many levels are to this conspiracy, huh?

Shady's tale sounds like those conspiracy theorists who tie every single event anywhere into a giant web of lies planned three hundred years ahead by the Illuminati.



And the acronym is retarded. I can't treat a villain seriously if all he cares about is having an awesome acronym.

Besides, SERPENT is just another fucking snake. Shep, I'll need to borrow that 280mm piece

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Because we scheme villainously and plot and connive! Mu-ha-ha-ha!

Indeed. Mu-ha-ha-ha!

And the acronym is retarded. I can't treat a villain seriously if all he cares about is having an awesome acronym.

The rule of awesome cannot be denied. *points at Shroom*

DarthShady wrote: The rule of awesome cannot be denied. *points at Shroom* Laughing Cool

Uh, yeah, but Shroom is all about goofing off, while SERPENT is supposedly about assassination and infiltration and ruling the world. If they wanted a cool name, they could've just called themselves Serpent without making it a retarded acronym.



Worst villain ever. Besides, they're incompetent. They should've killed Shroom, then me, then plunged several members into civil war at once. Since they only hit you, the rest of the FUN could intervene.

PeZook wrote:

DarthShady wrote: The rule of awesome cannot be denied. *points at Shroom* Laughing Cool

Uh, yeah, but Shroom is all about goofing off, while SERPENT is supposedly about assassination and infiltration and ruling the world. If they wanted a cool name, they could've just called themselves Serpent without making it a retarded acronym.



Worst villain ever. Besides, they're incompetent. They should've killed Shroom, then me, then plunged several members into civil war at once. Since they only hit you, the rest of the FUN could intervene.

You can't intervene if you don't know about them.

And their incompetence is made so by the game rules. I don't have your permission to kill you, do i?

DarthShady wrote: You can't intervene if you don't know about them.

I will find out, though

And naturally become suspicious of the tall tale.

DarthShady wrote: And their incompetence is made so by the game rules. I don't have your permission to kill you, do i? Laughing

Well, they could've at least tried to co-ordinate something

Well, they could've at least tried to co-ordinate something Razz

Don't give me ideas.

Let's just say that those Shady agents were smoking some shrooms and felt like turning Serpent into an acronym.

The organization could just be 'Serpent'.

Now Shroom has mulled over this and has now become convinced of the conspiracy!

Shroomanians are a nutty lot. They might look all loony tunes, but they have layers... like an onion. Underneath that, they're all thinking and braining and smarty. And under that, well, who knows?

Let's just tie them to that anarchist organization and say they in reality want to destroy all forms of authority and have the strongest and most fit survive. Like the Shadows

Hey...Shadows...Shadow Empire? SHIT!

*runs for the Red Phone*

OR combine them with that existentialistic philosophical bullshit I prattled on a while ago.

What is real?

Is there truth in this New World? Can you believe in all of your memories? What is life...?

The red pill, or the blue pill?

King Paul is the Oracle, you must eat his cookies!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:OR combine them with that existentialistic philosophical bullshit I prattled on a while ago.

What is real?

Is there truth in this New World? Can you believe in all of your memories? What is life...?

The red pill, or the blue pill?

King Paul is the Oracle, you must eat his cookies!

Jesus, no. That pretentious bullshit ruins stories fast.

Of course, we'd play it for laughs. Or those dweebs could be among the pawns, another casualty in the list. We know tight leather leads to short lifespans, being hazardous to ones health. Especially for albinos or Keanu Reeves.

PeZook wrote: Jesus, no. That pretentious bullshit ruins stories fast.

Agreed completely.

In other news, the ships I ordered from Byzantium should be ready by now.

PeZook wrote:Let's just tie them to that anarchist organization and say they in reality want to destroy all forms of authority and have the strongest and most fit survive. Like the Shadows

Hey...Shadows...Shadow Empire? SHIT!

*runs for the Red Phone*

Oh no it's happening again. They will bomb us.

*hides under table*

I'm cool with whatever you guys want, just don't bomb me again.

Oh and i will edit out the stupid acronym.

DarthShady wrote:Oh and i will edit out the stupid acronym.

Fuck you, I made that acronym just for yoU!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

DarthShady wrote:Oh and i will edit out the stupid acronym.

Fuck you, I made that acronym just for yoU!

Hey man i like it but we have to go with the flow.

We can have Shady call them 'Serpents' and Shroom, in all his wisdom, decides it would be cooler if the evil dudes' name is actually an acronym. Everyone in the conference groans at him.

Also, I sleeps now. But now that I have settled my accounts with Sultan and Shady, I probably ought to pay King Paul and the PeZookians a visit.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Also, I sleeps now. But now that I have settled my accounts with Sultan and Shady, I probably ought to pay King Paul and the PeZookians a visit.

Yeah, we could use some soothing presence.

*glares at egg splattering against an RPG-proof window*

...a really, really soothing presence.