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Even if he has EMP weapons in orbit, failure time for your KV-carrier satellites would probably be several months, as I calculated earlier, so you could always destroy Beowulf if you chose so - unless, of course, he invested in earth-to-orbit HELs, which I never recalled him do.

If Beowulf triggers a nuclear explosion assault against various objects in space, he would also do as an act of war against whatever nations have spacefaring humans up there.

P.S. I know Beowulf has no nukes so far; I also know that this is an orbit-to-earth bomb platform.

I'm just curious to know what kind of missiles Beowulf uses. OU, of course.

@ Fingolfin: Yes! CRAZY hallucinatory drugs! Giving the effected people euphoric CRAZY religious experiences! The cult propagates!

The cult propagates!

*sigh* someone, post the damn picture of Claudius Stricus killing Kadaj already

As Coiler pointed out, they were discussing that to have their idea work, they'd need a larger warhead or make it a nuke. By the way the conversation went after that, I would surmise they're going with larger, not a nuke.

At any rate, assuming he did, how would Bean even know to trigger his "automatic SCORECARD" response? Even if he could tell there was nuclear energy involved, Beowulf could easily claim it's just a harmless, nuclear-powered satellite. Or are even those banned? Because I have a feeling if Bean tried to do that he'd be answering to the rest of the world sooner rather than later.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:@ Fingolfin: Yes! CRAZY hallucinatory drugs! Giving the effected people euphoric CRAZY religious experiences! The cult propagates!

Alright.. give me a while to go work out something...

Stas Bush wrote:

The cult propagates!

*sigh* someone, post the damn picture of Claudius Stricus killing Kadaj already

Well, in OOC I sent out the main cast of Final Fantasy VII after them (Cloud included).

You want me to do it IU as well?

You want me to do it IU as well?

Just the one where Cloud kills Kadaj/Kadaj dies.

Have it happen at the Forgotten City or something.

Where is Kadajj? Was he the one who perpetrated the attack on Constantinople?

Also, there are Crusaders now out on a vengeance, though interrogating those 2 survivers might gain some... information.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Where is Kadajj? Was he the one who perpetrated the attack on Constantinople?

Well, before the attack, I did have him scheme in Shinra.

Then again, a lot of these Jenovans are apparently effeminate albino girly-men. *shrugs*

[It really helps if your cultists/terrorists all look alike.]

Probably this is due to the fact they are drug addicts and the drug is impacting their exterior. We should learn more about the drug too.

And of course the junkie cult is to be tried properly! no Gitmos for them

Claudius "Cloud" Stricus is on the case on behalf of the Special Intelligence Section of the Shinra Republic Defense Ministry. This is a post-"Wah I don't know who I am!" form of him. Y'know, the badass one.



And yes, he's a former member of my Army Special Forces. Which means none of the rest of you bums get to steal him (or other FF7 dudes and dudettes). They belong to me (the good guys, anyway...Turks included, since I am the Shinra; the kinder, gentler Shinra that works with the former AVALANCHE people).

Stas Bush wrote:Probably this is due to the fact they are drug addicts and the drug is impacting their exterior. We should learn more about the drug too.

And of course the junkie cult is to be tried properly! no Gitmos for them

I'll make sure to take blood samples.

COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA!!!!



On that note, should I continue with the Sultan's Summit or shall we adjourn and then I go to Shady?

And so I killed Ivan.

For some reason, I felt really bad about it

*vader speak*

DO NOT WANT!

Stas Bush wrote:*vader speak*

DO NOT WANT!

Uh, what?

It's a codeword for NOOOO. Hint: google "backstroke of the west" and read it.

Stas Bush wrote:It's a codeword for NOOOO. Hint: google "backstroke of the west" and read it.

...oh.

Well, I didn't feel like screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!", just sad. Because we put a monkey in a steel can so that if it blew up or depressurized or burned in orbit or broke up on re-entry, it would be the monkey who died, and not one of us. And the poor guy didn't even know what it was all about, and then we killed him with morphine, all the while he thought we'd help him and everything would be cool again and that he'd get a banana from his human buddies for being such a good monkey.

Still, it's better that it was the monkey who died, I suppose. He deserves a memorial, though

Stas Bush wrote:
P.S. I know Beowulf has no nukes so far; I also know that this is an orbit-to-earth bomb platform.

You, uh...may want to go back and look through the game thread more carefully killer. He has nukes a-plenty(courtesy of the LSR).

I meant no nukes in orbit so far though he's apparently evaluating such an option.

Stas Bush wrote:I'm just curious to know what kind of missiles Beowulf uses. OU, of course.

Mjolnir-S was publically a failed launch of a satellite, labelled as Alois-1.

Nuclear material in orbit can't be banned, because Lonestar's put up a NSWR propelled probe already.

And the solution that's been devised is to not to try to make it secret.

Cobra! I should have known! Now the Neverhood contract just got more interesting. Expect thousands of ex-shepnukistani soldiers turned mercenaries to flood the area! (with only some being officially associated with ProTec.)

v________v

Ivan... I will miss you.

Maybe there could be an Ivan the Monkey amusement park in his honor.