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It's cold in this here fridge.

I will be landing in Shroomania shortly.

Good. You're still gonna drive from Sofia to Farbanti. I hope your convoy doesn't get delayed by that carnival and that circus parade with the ten elephants and fifteen happy hiphopopotamuses.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Good. You're still gonna drive from Sofia to Farbanti. I hope your convoy doesn't get delayed by that carnival and that circus parade with the ten elephants and fifteen happy hiphopopotamuses.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Jeez Shroom, now I have really come down hard on the cult. There's no way any of the perpetrators will escape now, seriously. They will be lucky the Byzantine Police don't shoot to kill. It's one thing for two organisations duking out with each other, it's another to attack a public building.

Perhaps followers of the God Emperor shall get involved in this holy war shit and bitch slap all of your little cults.

DarthShady wrote:Perhaps followers of the God Emperor shall get involved in this holy war shit and bitch slap all of your little cults.

Well, I will then say that Byzantium will ban entry of any citizens who have affiliations with any cults.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:

DarthShady wrote:Perhaps followers of the God Emperor shall get involved in this holy war shit and bitch slap all of your little cults.

Well, I will then say that Byzantium will ban entry of any citizens who have affiliations with any cults.

That was a joke. I don't plan on getting involved in this. I have other plans.

DarthShady wrote:That was a joke. I don't plan on getting involved in this. I have other plans.

Well, let's just say, prior to this, we forbid any Byzantine citizen from joining a foreign force, or will be banned from returning back.

I guess we now have to add cults to that list as well. The most we would give is house arrest.

Well, that's that.

Too late Fingolfin, these cultist mofos are daayyedd (dead)!

Damn. John Baylor is gonna hate them forever. Fucking cultists. Time to bust some ass hard!

Well, there's also Hobart Hoover at the Fungal Bureau of Investigation. But he's a crossdresser so fuck him.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Too late Fingolfin, these cultist mofos are daayyedd (dead)!

Damn. John Baylor is gonna hate them forever. Fucking cultists. Time to bust some ass hard!

Well, there's also Hobart Hoover at the Fungal Bureau of Investigation. But he's a crossdresser so fuck him.

What the...

Ok, now .. all the police paramilitary will do... is pick up the pieces then.

Yes. Harvest them! Cultivate the dominant genes! EAT IT!!!

Goddamn. Byzantine's weird science is awesome.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Yes. Harvest them! Cultivate the dominant genes! EAT IT!!!

Goddamn. Byzantine's weird science is awesome.

But there are limits, really. I don't think anyone right now will dare to cultivate any of the genes.

That is, unless some testicles are found.

Well, Baylor's pissed. He was too busy refrigerating himself in a bid at immortality and dispatching the FIA's elite elephants to stall Emperor Shady that he didn't notice the Goddamn Jenovans.

Also, religious whack jobs are the jurisdiction of the FBI, anyway. And since the Jenovans that attacked Constantinople came from Shinra... the Fungal Bureau of Investigation couldn't have done shit.

And theres the fact that these whackos are working with the whackos in Mangka, and god knows where else...

Looks like John Baylor will have to keep that frozen telephone stuck to his ear for some time...

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ALSO

This may be a matter of grave concern:

Shroom Man 777 in the Constantinople attack wrote:
And he looked at the sky as it began to rain.

Yes, Mother's Blessing was in everything. The seeded rain would purify the unclean.

It was a good day to die.

Byzantines might end up getting geostigma...

Oh, the goddamned Sultan...shit! I feared he would've asked that question.

We should vote on that, Shroom. Really

On another note: stay tuned for Ivan The Chimp's violent death.

PeZook wrote:We should vote on that, Shroom. Really

Yes.

On another note: stay tuned for Ivan The Chimp's violent death.

YES




On that note, I do not want the Sultanate to be our bag of beans. I mean, what if we have another Super Saddam Special Shitter in our hands? I don't want to be dragged into that.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

PeZook wrote:Poor Ivan The Chimp - he's going to die

I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

Goddamn it, we're gonna be poor! This sucks!

too bad his name isn't tom...

he signs "Tell my wife I love her very much"

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Byzantines might end up getting geostigma...

What on earth?! There's no *such thing* as geostigma!


Brr... Shroom, do you want to start a wave of Black Death!? Not to mention, there was no cure as per Advent Children beyond some weird water that came from the ground or even... anything particularly scientific about it?

Well, if the Jenova are implicated in bioterrorism (re: plague), their untimely deaths willl be violent

Stas Bush wrote:Well, if the Jenova are implicated in bioterrorism (re: plague), their untimely deaths willl be violent

They are already implicated for chemical warfare.

Any more than that, I will let the mob lynch the whole lot of fuckers.

I'm going to just assume it's a kind of acid rain or something.

Could just be some shit with that giant mushroom they gave Mangka. At least it's not quite as bad as any virus bomb or bacterio-bomb.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Could just be some shit with that giant mushroom they gave Mangka. At least it's not quite as bad as any virus bomb or bacterio-bomb.

Ok, I will call it some hallucinatory drug that lasts for an hour or two.

Hopefully, no one will go jumping off buildings and what not.

Okay, it's officially an act of chemical terrorism, so I urge all political leaders to destroy these cultists. They're kind like the Aum Shinriko or something.

And Beowulf, what is that, spatial nuclear bomb platforms?! That's a WMD.

Even Bean only used KVs.

Launching Nukes into orbit triggers an automatic scorecard. I may be isolationist for trade but if I think your lopping EMP weapons into orbit or possible Nuke-tipped RV's I'm going to go full blown deterrences.

Hell I've got the range from my native soil to lob Fast-beard anywhere in Tian Xian to destroy launching platforms.

Stas Bush wrote: And Beowulf, what is that, spatial nuclear bomb platforms?! That's a WMD.

Umm, did you read the post accurately?

"Accuracy isn't good enough, and yield isn't great enough to make up for it. BuWeaps is recommending canning the project. Unless we want to use either a massively larger warhead, or use a nuke instead."

Bolding mine.