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Damn I was tired... [edit]... :oops:
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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Wrong thread mang :P
RogueIce wrote:And for the OMSK and FUN to consider:

I'm asking you to join the MESS in a Mutual Defense Agreement. Should Saddamistan attack any member of the MESS, FUN, or OMSK Pact, all alliances would respond appropriately. This will last for six months, at which point it can either be extended or discontinued, depending on how the Saddamistan/Libertia Crisis goes.
Agreed. Saddamistan shall bring us all together for wuv and hugs!
RogueIce wrote:OMSK and FUN

If you want to help, deploy forces to the north, to protect all of us up there. While we would welcome you here down south, trying to coordinate between various navies that have never worked together before would be problematic. Now is when all of our military exercises will come in handy. :wink:

As soon as we're ready, we'll let you know what our response will be to the situation. As Saddamistan hasn't launched any further attacks, just give it some time.
I'm the biggest FUN military, the only one who can project force overseas, and compared to your combined military mights - I'm small. Nonetheless, I'm sticking my forces to the very periphery, the closest point to Northern Saddamistan - that's Qudlivun.

The FUN also encompasses Zoria, which is also an OMSK nation. So we could work together with that...
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think I have some subs I could send.

oh and how do you like my solution to my legal problem?
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I... find it inscrutable. :)
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I litterially couldn't do jack shit under my laws to them so I kicked them out of my country. now they are out there, but not in my country...

or the plotline

my people pull a "War on Terror" thing, and listen in to just about everybody's cell phone conversations looking for the people we wanted.

unlike the Bush admistration we didn't get away with it. We caught some actual pirates, but the juries found them not guilty, because the evidence used against them was inadmisssible for being illegally obtained.

so unable to charge them again, and any future searches of them would be unconstitutional, being a unitary executive Caesar, I simply declared them exiled, get out of my country.

now one of those groups I exiled happening to be an Assassin/Thuggee cult.....
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God... damn.

Do they have ships?
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nothing seriously armed at the moment, infact I'm still looking for somewhere to send them, that they won't be too noticed..

Figured that "Brother Tulka" and his lot will probably wind up either in the employee of one of the libertopian Warlords, working for the shadow empire, or pulling a Yojimbo, and quietly depopulating Saddamistan, Libertopia, and the Shadow Empire of all criminals.....
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Alea iacta est
The die is cast

The MESS has made our move. To the OMSK Pact and FUN: we ask you to lend your hand not just in the defense of your nations, but ours as well. We have commited a large chunk of our forces to the south, to defend Terra Libertia. So now we ask for your help up north, to defend our nations closest to Saddamistan. And should they attack any MESS forces, be they defending the homeland or the border between Saddamistan and Terra Libertia, that you too join us in considering it an Act of War, cassus belli, and respond appropriately.

It is our hope that, seeing he stands alone against the world, Sea Skimmer will not lash out and invite certain destruction, not just for himself but for many others as well, and instead seek the path of diplomacy to resolve this crisis.
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Hahah. We shall see what he does. We [me and Byzantium] have currently two carrier battlegroups, all chock full of missiles you need for ABM protection, somewhere around the North of Saddamistan and the Western Ocean.

One CVNG is in the Central Sea, and I set them on a circulation course around Pezookia, Lincolnian Union, Syndromia and Vanaheim.

Of course, if he continues attacks, which he won't be able to do without attacking MESS and FUN forces, I have already detailed that such attacks would mean a war cause.
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Then I shall unleash the submarines Yer Mom and Yer Face.

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Is it wise to recognize the warlords as sovereign leaders of sovereign nations?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote: Is it wise to recognize the warlords as sovereign leaders of sovereign nations?
Yes. As long as they're "just warlords", they can be totally paranoid. Now, they got a guarantee that the world does care about the situation and won't tolerate more warfare.

This way, they automatically become far more wary when thinking about their rivals: If they attack, will the world come crashing down upon them like a ton of bricks? Or not? So far, we're pretty much united under the opion of "YES!".

Plus, with this massive show of force, the world shows that no, we don't want to screw Libertopia over. In fact, we're ready to risk a lot to help them.

They will notice, and it will make it much easier to help them. Unless Saddamistan decides it wants to kill millions of people with bioweapons and other WMDs for no appreciable gain at all, that is.
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I edited my post to include the long-awaited deployment of the Yer Mom and Yer Face.

And, you'll notice in my epic speech, I didn't technically declare that I recognized the warlords :wink:
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Anal-retentive nitpick: Ships don't slide out of drydocks :D

So...will the FUN recognize the warlords? I'm in favor of that motion, but I don't want to issue a statement contradicting the FUN as an entity.
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Eh, it's up to you. I just withheld from directly saying that since... well, to give myself leeway in any horrible future scenario where those Goddamn Libertopians try and fuck us over. I know them.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:nothing seriously armed at the moment, infact I'm still looking for somewhere to send them, that they won't be too noticed..

Figured that "Brother Tulka" and his lot will probably wind up either in the employee of one of the libertopian Warlords, working for the shadow empire, or pulling a Yojimbo, and quietly depopulating Saddamistan, Libertopia, and the Shadow Empire of all criminals.....
I am willing to accept them, but only if they swear loyalty to the emperor. :wink:
I edited my post to include the long-awaited deployment of the Yer Mom and Yer Face.
Those names always make me smile. :D
So...will the FUN recognize the warlords? I'm in favor of that motion, but I don't want to issue a statement contradicting the FUN as an entity
I am in favor as well, they will be easier to control if they are nations.
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I think me and Fingolfin would only welcome the recognition of warlords as rulers (and in fact powerful UOC lobbies in both nations would be greatly relieved to hear that).

It's up to Bean and Shep, if neither of them votes against recognition of Libertian warlords as rulers, they are recognized.
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I guess you can have "Brother Tulka" working for you, they are a religous and monastic order, so give them a small abbey, let them shave their heads, and go forth and kill the wicked...

I don't know if they tattoo barcodes on their followers or not, I hope they have better sense then to do that....

mostly though they are damn thurohgh at not leaving any evidence that can be traced back to them. The original Assassins were big on public Display, the Thuggee had the smarts to hide bodies. so as a result the current Assassin/Thuggee sect, tends to either make it look like Scuicide/accident, or a high profile hit, in a public place, where the weapon is found completely cleaned/steriled and no one ever sees who did it, or the brother is found very dead. <they carry their own means of killing themselves, and they don't have much in the way of ID thats real>
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Eh, it's up to you. I just withheld from directly saying that since... well, to give myself leeway in any horrible future scenario where those Goddamn Libertopians try and fuck us over. I know them.
Hah! But that's the real genius of this move!

Before, if we had, say, pirates operating from Libertopia, the Sultan or Ramsley could just shrug and say "Well, we're not exactly a country. What can we do?".

And now, they instantly become responsible for things like the Astoria Hostage Crisis. And since they're reponsible, they become a target if they piss off some of us to the point of military action.

They chose that themselves by going onto the international scene, too.

EDIT: Plus, what can we realistically do? Keep them in limbo indefinitely? All power ultimately came from despotism ; Europe just had semi-stable rulers for more than three thousand years, so they got more and more refined, while Libertopia just plain went back to merry tribal times.

Despotism is better than no government at all.
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Looking at the figures I had for the Hyper-Velocity Gun, I noticed that I put the numbers in the wrong positions. The 170Mw of power is the output. The Input is more power than I can produce. I am taking the Hyper-Velocity Gun back. It is still on the drawing boards pending the ability to produce around 9Gw of power. My bad. :oops:
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note I was more correct then I originally thought. The Thuggee were an Islamic/Hindu Hybrid sect to begin with, possibly descendant from the Original Hassheshin/Assassins....

So Tulka's followers are possibly closer to a Thuggee/Hitman Organization group...
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Stas Bush wrote:I think me and Fingolfin would only welcome the recognition of warlords as rulers (and in fact powerful UOC lobbies in both nations would be greatly relieved to hear that).

It's up to Bean and Shep, if neither of them votes against recognition of Libertian warlords as rulers, they are recognized.
I'm in favour, including the sultan as well. Though he hasn't said much has he? :?
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: I'm in favour, including the sultan as well. Though he hasn't said much has he? :?
He's kinda busy right now, to be honest ;)

But I guess having 6 MESS carriers off his shore declaring they will defend him will make him a bit relieved.

Ironically enough, the people he's declared Jihad against are now de facto defending him. Somebody with assets in Libertia should use this to pressure him to call off the Jihad.
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PeZook wrote: Somebody with assets in Libertia should use this to pressure him to call off the Jihad.
I could suggest it to him, through ProTec, but I'm not sure he'd listen to me any more than anyone else. Just because ProTec has around 2,000 security contractors to his South may not mean much.
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Raj Ahten wrote: I could suggest it to him, through ProTec, but I'm not sure he'd listen to me any more than anyone else. Just because ProTec has around 2,000 security contractors to his South may not mean much.
The FUN could fly in diplomats and intelligence agents to meet him. It's likely he'll talk to us - he has a grudge against the MESS and the OMSK, but probably not the FUN. While PeZookia didn't like your little stunt with bombing Ramsley's ports, I guess pragmatic concerns will have to take precedence here.
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I've recognized the Libertopian states, primarily for the reasons PeZook already stated.
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