[gorch]Just another dumbass...

Lord of the Abyss · Post by **Lord of the Abyss** » 2007-12-08 08:12am

gorch wrote:It's impossible to misspell words of a fictional language.

It's an artificial language, not just a fictional one that doesn't have anything beyond a few words and phrases, or nothing but a mention of the name. You can misspell Klingon just as you can misspell Esperanto or any other artificial language.

lord Martiya · Post by **lord Martiya** » 2007-12-08 08:15am

Dooey Jo wrote:
lord Martiya wrote:Who's Darth Atrox? Another Darwin Award recipent?
No, this guy. Completely out of the blue, he started a thread in every forum where he said he was taking over the board or, challenging Mike, or something. I guess he was trying to start a war too...

Oh, man... That guy will win six Darwin Award or beat RSA as worst Trekkie Troll or BOTH!

ANGELUS · Post by **ANGELUS** » 2007-12-08 04:49pm

gorch wrote:Soontir:

cute pic, you're probably uglier than burnt faced Anakin. Gorch's theory: The cuter the pic, the uglier the poster behind the comp, hence the need to hide behind a cute mask.

So... by using somebody as hideous as Worf as your avatar that means you must think you are incledibly handsome, right?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-12-08 04:54pm

ANGELUS wrote:
gorch wrote:Soontir:

cute pic, you're probably uglier than burnt faced Anakin. Gorch's theory: The cuter the pic, the uglier the poster behind the comp, hence the need to hide behind a cute mask.
So... by using somebody as hideous as Worf as your avatar that means you must think you are incledibly handsome, right?

Yup. Oh, and quote boxes in sigs are lame

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2007-12-08 09:45pm

*sigh*

Unlike atrox, this guy doesn't even have the decency to do a badly photoshopped semi-demeaning Star Wars pic. I thought the drunk-Yoda picture was hilarious.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2007-12-08 10:17pm

I was reading this thread and I suddenly recalled this monster shit I took the otherday. I shat, whipped, and when I got up I happens to look down at the turd and noticed it had these little specks in it that looked like peanuts. "Funny," I thought to myself. "I didn't eat any peanuts." I flushed it and went on with my day.

And this Gorch guy is kinda funny like that. Not funny "ha ha", but "funny, I don't remember eating any peanuts"....

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2007-12-08 10:51pm

gorch wrote:Soontir:
cute pic, you're probably uglier than burnt faced Anakin. Gorch's theory: The cuter the pic, the uglier the poster behind the comp, hence the need to hide behind a cute mask.

Damn, I have Lalla Ward as my avatar because she's hot. I didn't realize I needed self-esteem issues.

Strike three, bud. Your first post looked to be a joke but apparently it wasn't, you say you bring excitement when only now, you brought a small chuckle out of me by you're inane stupidity, and now you think you're a psychiatrist when you're not. Can you sink any lower?

you add 3 responses to the thread thereby ADDING WEIGHT TO THE THREAD, then claim the subject matter is light to you. what hypicrosy. your 2 options: 1) you no longer respond to the thread, only proving your hypocrisy that you were originally excited by posting 3 responses, proving my point:

Well, I wouldn't have posted again if hadn't skimmed through the last page seeing someone replying to you about this very same post about me.

2) you respond to my post, overtly expressing your excitement, only proving your hyprocisy, either way I win.

If this is your idea of a win, I really do have to wonder how low your standards are. You're probably one of those kids who don't mind passing with a 65 like many dumbass students at high school.

The fact that you think this thread excites me is painfully disturbing to say the least. Please tell me you don't actually think I get a boner coming in reading this thread.

You know what's funny? I used to do this psychiatric hypocritical crap when I was around thirteen. There's a reason why I stopped doing it.

You look and sound like an idiot no matter how suave you think you are doing it.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2007-12-09 06:54am

The "wage war" bit was a tipoff that this either is a troll or a kiddie with nothing better to do than cause trouble.

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2007-12-09 09:28am

Connor MacLeod wrote:The "wage war" bit was a tipoff that this either is a troll or a kiddie with nothing better to do than cause trouble.

*nods* Yep.

There's no way Gorch is serious, guys. If anything, he seems like a regular having a little anonymous "fun." It wouldn't be the first time something like that happened.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2007-12-09 03:28pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:The "wage war" bit was a tipoff that this either is a troll or a kiddie with nothing better to do than cause trouble.

Or in the original title where he had called himself a "trektard".

gorch · Post by **gorch** » 2007-12-10 10:13am

Geez, don't you people have lives???

your onslaught is about as effective as the jedi battle on genosia.

Windu: "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers..."

OK, so lets waste virtually all the jedi in a useless land battle. And how effective were the jedi (_with_ light sabers) against a cheesy battalion of battle droids?

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2007-12-10 10:45am

Geez, don't you people have lives???

Yes. The big question is "do you have a life?" Remember, you're the one who went out of your way to come here and make childish, easily refuted arguments about a work of fiction.

your onslaught is about as effective as the jedi battle on genosia.

Genosia? Isn't that in Wisconsin? Oh, yeah, that's Kenosha. You mean Geonosis.

Windu: "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers..."

Oh yeah, right. Because they are "not soldiers," they are in no way, shape or form effective. The problem the Jedi had was that most of the Jedi in that battle were inexperienced, and in general, most of them hadn't fought in a long time. Also, by that logic, Starfleet sucks balls too, since they don't think they're a military.

OK, so lets waste virtually all the jedi in a useless land battle. And how effective were the jedi (_with_ light sabers) against a cheesy battalion of battle droids?

First of all, there were only a few dozen at best, and clearly, most were not their best people. Second, there were far more than a battalion of battledroids, and that's without adding in the Geonosians. They actually did accomplish a good deal, having taken down a number of CIS ships on the surface and having successfully rescued the Jedi they'd come to rescue.

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2007-12-10 11:02am

Troll wrote:trolling

Peptuck, on the first page wrote:

QFT

DavidEC · Post by **DavidEC** » 2007-12-10 11:17am

Holy shit! If you ever wanna kill a hard-on, just imagine burying your head in that guy's belly.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-12-10 12:23pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

Coming from someone who named himself after a Klingon pimple, you're really in no position to ridicule.

Post by **Dalton** » 2007-12-10 12:28pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

The person who asks that question often doesn't have much of one themselves, n'est-ce pas? You're on my watch list.

Oh, and for the record, while you're busy trolling a hobby web board like a complete tool, I'm taking the time out of my extremely busy day to tell you how much of a complete jackass you are. You should be ashamed of yourself. Does your mother know you're here?

Stile · Post by **Stile** » 2007-12-10 12:58pm

Dalton wrote:...Does your mother know you're here?

Free rein right???

[Insert obligatory "Your Mom" joke here.]

ANGELUS · Post by **ANGELUS** » 2007-12-10 01:56pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

Yo do know what a hobby is, right pimple?

gorch wrote:And how effective were the jedi (_with_ light sabers) against a cheesy battalion of battle droids?

Yeah, a couple dozen Jedi versus thousands of heavily armed battle droids... News for you fucktard: it doesn't matter how good of a fighter you are, if you are attacked with enough numbers you will eventually be defeated.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-12-10 02:19pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

Yes. We even have sex lives: something you probably wouldn't understand.

Peptuck · Post by **Peptuck** » 2007-12-10 02:45pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

trollol

your onslaught is about as effective as the jedi battle on genosia.

So, hey, we're achieving hundreds-to-one kill ratios against numerically superior enemies in a battle we're not exactly trained to deal with, with no overall direction or command or real strategy beyond "kill the nearest enemy"?

Not bad.

Windu: "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers..."

OK, so lets waste virtually all the jedi in a useless land battle.

A couple dozen out of an organization of tens of thousands does not equal "all".

And how effective were the jedi (_with_ light sabers) against a cheesy battalion of battle droids?

Quite, considering the lack of unit cohesion and overall direction, as well as the fact that the enemy had them massively outnumbered and outgunned.

Now, let's see how a non-diefic/sufficiently advanced Trek force of equivilant numbers holds up in that same situation. My personal suspicion is they don't get past the "dramatic reveal" part, as they'd probably get dogpiled by the audience of Genosians.

CaptHawkeye · Post by **CaptHawkeye** » 2007-12-10 02:46pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

From a troll of all people.

your onslaught is about as effective as the jedi battle on genosia.

And you're complaining about us not having lives with an analogy like that? BWAHAHAHA!

Windu: "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers..."

If you had a semblance of intelligence, you would understand that was referring to their lack of numbers. I bet you think SAS operatives suck because their aren't as many of them as their British Army regulars.

OK, so lets waste virtually all the jedi in a useless land battle. And how effective were the jedi (_with_ light sabers)

Quite effective, considering how well Jedi are able to hold off fire from numerous automatic weapons at once.

against a cheesy battalion of battle droids?

The same cheesy battledroids which held off the Republic for years.

Zablorg · Post by **Zablorg** » 2007-12-10 03:56pm

Morilore wrote:
Troll wrote:trolling

Peptuck, on the first page wrote:
QFT

QFT. What a failure. Hey Gorch, you're supposed to go like, five rounds of asshatted arguments before you try to investigate our lives. You've fucked up and done it in two. Dick.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-12-10 04:48pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

That's an interesting question coming from someone who neither has nor ever will feel the gentle caress of a lover. Oh, and in case you're wondering, blow-up dolls don't count.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-12-10 04:48pm

EDIT: Jesus damn, I've been failing hard recently. Sorry about the double post.

lord Martiya · Post by **lord Martiya** » 2007-12-10 04:56pm

gorch wrote:Geez, don't you people have lives???

Yes, I have a pretty sad life. Because of this, I love mock people like you.

gorch wrote:your onslaught is about as effective as the jedi battle on genosia.

Apart that is Geonosis and that your spelling is worst than my actual mood, they were 200 at maximum, perhaps a lot of them wasn't the best of the order, but they slaughter a lot of battledroids and provided decoy for the Clone Army. They had a moronic tactic, but they were quite effective.

gorch wrote:Windu: "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers..."

Like Marines-composed U.N. Peace Keeping forces?

gorch wrote:OK, so lets waste virtually all the jedi in a useless land battle. And how effective were the jedi (_with_ light sabers) against a cheesy battalion of battle droids?

Clone Wars, episodes 12 and 13: Mace Windu hold his ground against a big army (apparently some thousand) of super battledroids, and even won making their triumph card falling on the super battledroids. Alone, and disarmed for a while. 10000 Jedi against a battalion of that puppets from Naboo? Exactly, how can you imagine that those outnumbered droids can kill one of the Jedi?